Thursday, August 15, 2013

UNIVERSE BOWL VI: CHAPTER XXIX: A HIDEOUS HORROR

            “Behold the birth of my creation!” shouts Joseph.
            The shambling mound that trudges toward the metropolis is the size of a small city.  The stench and decay emanating from the horror is overwhelming.  The bulk is a hybrid of mechanical and organic components, perfectly blended together into a massive, mountainous monstrosity.
            The living embodiment of Autobot City crashes through numerous buildings to reach Joseph’s production.  Metroplex smashes through the heap without the monster suffering any major damage.  In response, a magnetic seal unlocks and a photon torpedo is shot from its encased home within the beast.  Metroplex is rocked as the explosion strikes the Autobot.  A barrage of lasers and rockets then fire from other funnels contained within the monstrosity, rattling Metroplex and toppling him over.
            “Yes.  Yes!  Yes!!!!” screams a maddened Joseph. 
            Metroplex locates the master of his enemy and fires at the mutant clone.  Although Joseph manages to dodge the blasts by throwing a protective shield around him using the magnetic frequencies of the area, he is distracted and loses his controlling link with his monster.  This allows Metroplex to gain the advantage in the battle.  Metroplex unleashes all of his weaponry upon Joseph’s abnormality.  The formation is ripped apart. 
            Joseph screams in dismay as his behemoth is destroyed.

7 comments:

Ryan said...

Aww damn it. I was hoping this thing would survive through so I could start in next season.

NFG Mike said...

Plus you couldve made some coin in the offseason taking it to different southern rural towns as a freak show. 

Joseph`s Monstrosity said...

I take that comment personally NFG.

Josh the Commish said...

SUNDAY... SUNDAY.... SUNDAY!! Come see BIG FOOT, BEAR FOOT, GRAVE DIGGER... AND NOW JOSEPH'S MONNNNNNNSTROSSSSSSSSSSITYYYYYYYYYYY!!

NFG Mike said...

Apologies Joseph's Monstrosity. That was insensitive of me. However, if you were to consider such an endeavor, I suggest you ask for a majority of the gate. You earned it.

Ryan said...

Ain't earned shit yet. So far all he's done is get killed by Metroplex.

Artifact said...

I wonder if it has a built in moonshine still. That would increase ticket sales in the southern rural tour.