The shambling mound that trudges
toward the metropolis is the size of a small city. The stench and decay emanating from the horror
is overwhelming. The bulk is a hybrid of
mechanical and organic components, perfectly blended together into a massive,
mountainous monstrosity.
The living embodiment of Autobot City crashes through numerous buildings to
reach Joseph’s production. Metroplex
smashes through the heap without the monster suffering any major damage. In response, a magnetic seal unlocks and a
photon torpedo is shot from its encased home within the beast. Metroplex is rocked as the explosion strikes
the Autobot. A barrage of lasers and
rockets then fire from other funnels contained within the monstrosity, rattling
Metroplex and toppling him over.
“Yes. Yes! Yes!!!!” screams a maddened Joseph.
Metroplex locates the master of his
enemy and fires at the mutant clone.
Although Joseph manages to dodge the blasts by throwing a protective
shield around him using the magnetic frequencies of the area, he is distracted
and loses his controlling link with his monster. This allows Metroplex to gain the advantage
in the battle. Metroplex unleashes all
of his weaponry upon Joseph’s abnormality.
The formation is ripped apart.
Joseph screams in dismay as his
behemoth is destroyed.
7 comments:
Aww damn it. I was hoping this thing would survive through so I could start in next season.
Plus you couldve made some coin in the offseason taking it to different southern rural towns as a freak show.
I take that comment personally NFG.
SUNDAY... SUNDAY.... SUNDAY!! Come see BIG FOOT, BEAR FOOT, GRAVE DIGGER... AND NOW JOSEPH'S MONNNNNNNSTROSSSSSSSSSSITYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Apologies Joseph's Monstrosity. That was insensitive of me. However, if you were to consider such an endeavor, I suggest you ask for a majority of the gate. You earned it.
Ain't earned shit yet. So far all he's done is get killed by Metroplex.
I wonder if it has a built in moonshine still. That would increase ticket sales in the southern rural tour.
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