Monday, September 23, 2013
BREAKING: Kennelz Owner to Step Down
Word out of The Kennelz locker room is that Original FFL Team Owner Matt Oblak is stepping down and relinquishing control of The Kennelz. Matt would like to thank all of The Watchers both regular and guest for their six years of amazing matches. The Kennelz will always remember their championship run that culminated witIh a victory over our noble Commish, but the time is right to step away. Matt would like to wish good luck to the entire league and hopes the Kennelz are placed in willing and capable hands.
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You've done it all in the FFL, Matt. Nothing left to prove out there.
The FFL just lost a juggernaut.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Best of luck Matt. You will be missed.
Thank you for your kind words Matt. The league will miss you!! I am personally not going to miss being your bitch every season, but we will miss your great work as an owner (and watcher of a few really great matches as well)!!
You're a great owner Oblak. We hate to lose you!!
I thought you had decided to stay??
So, what?? You got all your awards, and now you're just leaving??
Was it that bounty hunter on Ord Mandel that made you change your mind??
Hang on... Let me get off here at Kamino and jump this shark.
So you're telling me that I cleared out a whole space in my trophy room for Kennelz death memorabilia for nothing?!? Looks like Black Bolt's mask will be very lonely. A pity.
Who gives a shit; another asshole retires. Better make it real. None of this Beckerman shit. In. Out. In. Out. Make up your mind dickhead!
The Kennelz will be missed. The next owner has some big shoes to fill.
The Royal Highness has been fined an undisclosed amount for desecrating the tomb of one Blackagar Boltagan, more commonly known as Black Bolt. The FFL does not condone the taking of "trophies" after sending a combatant to the Graveyard. His mask has been returned to its proper resting place. The management of the Royal Highness will also be now placed on double secret probation for this transgression.
I remember when an esteemed colleague of mine, Mr. Ryan Poteracki, stated that if you post as "Anonymous" you are a pu$$y. To the person who posted of my shortened retirement- heed the words. Man up and show your face- you scared little turd burglar!
I will say it again.
You're a p****y if you post anonymously and trash someone.
I was unaware of the "no trophys" rule, and will rent a U-haul posthaste in order to rectify my error. All memoribilia will be returned, save the skull of Real Man. Only the Shitkickers may take it on the field of battle. My soon to be empty trophy room shall be converted to a coffee house, but only to attract folk singers, who will be destroyed
Perhaps the pussy who is posting as anonymous, is the same toolbox posting as the fake Rob C and ripping on a guy who actually stumbled upon the blog, enjoyed it, and complimemted us.
Strange trolls lurk on this page...
I like how we're assuming that there's a REAL RobC. Cause I'm not buying it.
I'm hurt.
RobC is real, that bastard ignored me in favor of my 10 year old owner.
Ryan, you sure can call a spade a spade.
Ryan:
I am real. My name is Rob C (don't want to give my last name on the internet like this)and I live out in Las Vegas as a marketing/research rep for a large company, which is why I am able to take advantage of a year long transfer to London. I am an avid fan of comic books and movies, which is how I stumbled on this link. You don't have to believe me, that's fine, but I just want to say again that I really enjoy reading some of the stories and have really liked the Universe Bowls which I read them all. Congrats on your two wins by the way. Anyway, too much gab and not enough real substance so, in the words of Cotton McKnight- mmmmmhuh mmmmhuh mmmmmhuh I'm out.
Neat.
What is neat?
Thanks for posting Rob. This is the off-season, so everything is a bit sparse and some people get a little antsy and testy. Once season 7 begins the blog will once again fill up with stories. Eight new ones every week to be exact.
If you ladies buy for one second that Rob C is real then you are a lot dumber then I thought. Only one person screws with this league and that person is me. Get a life Rob C or whoever you are. I am sure we all know you. Well at least some of us do.
So says Real Man
Troll war!!!!!!!
Now someone is impersonating me! Balderdash! So says Real Man!!!
After some expert detective work, it's been found that none of the old Universe Bowls or this year's have been viewed this past month. There is something a foot going on here.
I will find out.
I am..... Batman.
I know there may be some arguments, but I would really like to take over the Kennelz team if everyone would be okay with it. I think it would be a lot of fun. How would it work if I am lucky enough to play in this league?
Are you are willing to fly to Michigan and meet all of us??
No funds for that, but I'll call in if that's ok.
I'm going to vote no then.
It is impossible to tell what is real from this mockery of posts. If there is somebody out there who would like to join the league, than you are going to have to contact me on a legit way. My email again, is squirrel@groudy.com. First shoot me an email, than we can talk by phone.
I'm still saying no if we can't meet the person. Regardless if they make a phone call.
We don't need this league getting catfished.
Pepper is the one who speaks in a muuh muuh muuh, not Cotton.
Ryan, I appreciate your concern and please rest assured I am not trying to "catfish" the league. Josh, I will try and send you an email at some point this weekend. I'm sure you can appreciate how crazy things have been as I prepare to move out of the country. I look forward to touching base with you and seeing what we can make happen.
Woof
Meow
Tweet
Squeak
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Wa pa pa pa pa pa pow.
Hatee hatee hatee ho!
I think this is absolute garbage now. I was just an interested person in the league and thought that I would be accepted to become a part of this. Too bad some of you are too immature to have me. I could take some of the comments at me, but posting as me and then labeling me as a pedophile, after thinking about it further, is too much. Josh the Commish, best of luck with this league. You have some real nice people here. Hate to see what real friends are. For all who accepted me thanks, for those who didn't screw you. I'm gone for good. Hope some of you are happy.
Anyone else feel like this league just isn't any fun anymore? Everyone keeps fighting with Josh the Commish. No one really seems happy on this site.
RobC, lets go home.
Agree; let's shut down the league!
I don't blame you one bit Rob. I'm sorry.
Holy Sh** we raped Real Man with a transvestite zombie and he didn't run home crying to mommy. Some dudes just ain't cut out for this league, good thing we found out now, and not after we had another no show owner....cone to think of it, have any of u met Real Man????
"Now Appreciates Real Man" is right.
See children, this is why you can't have nice things.
Real Man was a troll, who did nothing, but rip on the league, yet we eventually embraced him, and brought him into the league anyway. And yes, people have met him. RobC came on here complimenting us, and we tore him apart, so the comparison is a bit flawed. "Now Appreciates Real Man" makes a decent point, but the one who is right is Rob, we are a bunch of immature assholes in this league. And as for "Anonymous" and "Anonymous Too", the league isn't going anywhere; but nobody is being forced to stay in. So, if anybody isn't enjoying it anymore, than please leave. This barrage of bull shit comments started on Matt's very gracious farewell message. He had fun with it in the past and now wishes to move on. Good for him, nothing wrong with that, and if you find yourself in the same boat, then please drop the anonymity and join him. We don't want anybody to feel like they have to stay.
I feel partly responsible for all of the b.s. since I let everyone know what the Fox says. It is a secret that should have been kept. Sorry to all I have offended.
Robc,
Welcome to Europe!
Oh, and Batman; your stellar detective work must be a little off. I can't vouch for what anybody else has done, but I personally have gone back and read all the universe bowls in the last month.
Enough about Batman! and Superman! and Wonder Woman! what about me! Me! Aquaman! Ruler over the 7 seas! I am someone too! Don't shun me! Love me!
Good luck w that Arthur
According to the website's stats. The Universe Bowl posts were not viewed during the past month with the exception of when I personally opened them to raise their individual tracking numbers to compare said information.
Now wether or not you viewed them by merely opening dates, could be. Either way, get off your soapbox.
Yeah, get off of me!!!!
Stop playing detective and come back to bed batman.
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