President Barack Obama & Miley Cyrus' Touring Battalion of Commandos
are: Earth 2 Superman, Thanos, Hermione Granger
w/ Blue Infinity Gem and 2 L.M.D.s
Hermoine, Thanos and LMD Crusader arrive on the Horsemen homeship known as the Ark, Crisader hidden under the cloak of invisibility to not arouse the suspicion of the Commandos.
"Earth 2 Superman should arrive momentarily. At that moment wait for the signal and join us on the bridge." Thanos and Hermoine begin to confidently stride toward the bridge. They happen upon Annihilus who Hermoine quickly turns into a cricket and crushes him beneath her heel.
They arrive as Darkseid sits calmly in his chair.
"Darkseid. So good to see you. Your moment of reckoning is at hand."
"Thanos. I see you still foolishly pining for death. I shall ensure you feel her embrace shortly." Thanos begins to rise, when Hermoine raises her wand and aims it at the God of all evil.
"Abra ka-" she begins, when Earth-2 Superman flies in and fries her with heatvision.
"BITCH! NONE SHALL HARM DARKSEID! ALL HAIL ANTI-LIFE!" He turns his murderous gaze to Thanos. "Now you shall learn...the...s...e..c.." he begins to slow down as Thanos aims the orange gem at him and slows him to a crawl. As this transpires, Wonder Woman enters the room and immediatley leaps into action and takes out the Earth-2 Superman. This lands her in the middle of the two cosmic powerhouses She wipes the blood from her sword and says "Now, I shall finish you off demon. All hail..." and she turns to point her sword at Darksied
"THE COMMANDOS!"
"Predictable." growls Darkseid as he blasts her in the chest. She falls to the floor and a voice screams out
"DIANA!!" yells Batman as he sees the female third of the trinity hit the floor, completely missing all that occured before hand. Batman reaches into his utility belt, and withdraws a gun and shoots his teammate dead in the chest as Thanos begins to laugh. Batman whirls to face Thanos, just as Superman and Stitch arrive.
"Badman! Badman!" screeches Stitch as he leaps forward and is swatted out of the air by Thanos. While he's distracted, Batman grabs a batarang and plunges it into the heart of Thanos.
"We did it Clark, we did..."
Superman backhands the Dark Knight as hard as he can as Thanos begins to laugh.
"Get up" growls the Man of Steel "I know that barely made a dent in you"
Batman arises. Half of his face gone, revealing the circuitry of a LMD beneath it.
Superman turns to address Thanos.
"You overplayed your hand, Thanos. I knew Batman would never so carelessly gun down anyone, let alone a teammate. Horsemen never betray. And as for Wonder Woman? You think we don't talk outside of battle? We changed the plan on you pal. As we speak she's"
Superman turns to address Thanos.
"You overplayed your hand, Thanos. I knew Batman would never so carelessly gun down anyone, let alone a teammate. Horsemen never betray. And as for Wonder Woman? You think we don't talk outside of battle? We changed the plan on you pal. As we speak she's"
"pzzzzt....Yes...Kryptonian..LMD designate crusader has a few upgrades. Allow me to...001111...show you" He reaches into his utility belt and removes the orange infinity gem and purple gem that Barack Obama gave him before heading off to handle the White Lantern Supremacist Sinestro.
"Designate wished to have a kryptonite heart." it screeches as it opens it's chest and lethally doses Superman with it's deadly fuel source. Designate Crusader was too late to obtain the blue gem and green gem. But after dispatching you, designate shall obtain the orange time gem and return Thanos to health. Ensuring our victory. And as for...designate Wonder Woman..." the LMD lifits the purple gems
and blinks out of sight for a second, then returns with the lifeless
corpse of Wonder Woman." He throws it at Superman man, sapping the last bit of strength for the already weakend man. "Farwell, Kal-El." and he summonds all the power of the red gem to put his fist through Superman's head.
"Hurry..my time draws near.... wheezes Thanos. The LMD heads over and raises the gem. As he prepares to save Thanos' pitiful life and claim a victory for the Commandos, a *whimmmm* is heard.
"What is..." asks the LMD as Thanos screams "NO!" with his last breath.
"pant. pant. Bad. MAN" growls Stitch as he stands over the decoy caped crusader. Revealing that he wasn't fooled for a second by the Commandos deception.
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Horsemen of Apokolips are: Stitch w/Green Lightsaber survives
President Barack Obama & Miley Cyrus' Touring Battalion of Commandos are: All dead.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!!
FINALLY!!!!!
Dude that was friggin amazing!!! Great match Seeney, your best ever.
Congrats Ryan, that was one hell of a fight.
Stitch!!!!! My boy!!!!
Damn Seeney. Truly epic.
Yet another glorious battle between the Commandos and the Horsemen, eh Nick. You always bring the pain.
CAN HE BE STOPPED??? haha
Good stuff seeney. Horsemen keep rolling.
Good stuff Seney!! Congrats Ryan. Is this the best start in Horsemen history??
Last year the Horsemen started out 5-0 before the Kennelz and Black Bolt took us down.
I plan on reaching at LEAST that Mark again this year.
I remember that match. That was some good writing.
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