S7W6: Grizwold's Nut-busters vs. Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse

The Nut Busters are: Doomsday; Warskrull #6-10; Skrull #1; Dark Side Marauder #1-3; Nightbrother #8-9; Dark Side Adept #3; Krayt Dragon #1-2; Warg Riders #3-5,7-8,10 riding on Warg #5-10 respectfully; Zombie #2; Storm Trooper #5-6.

The Grindhouse is: David Koresh; War Wolf #1; Golden Army Soldiers #1-17

Night has fallen and the sands whisper as they blow past the creeping faces of the Dark Side Marauders as they sneak into the camp of their enemy.  The Grindhouse has setup for the night in a large tent in the valley below two dunes.  Inside, David Koresh has begun to lead his service.  All 17 Golden Army Soliders are now brainwashed to kill anything from the Star Wars Universe.  Outside, Koresh can hear a rustling and then the unmistakable cry of a Krayt Dragon.  

“ATTACK!” Koresh orders his golden army.

War Wolf #1 stays close to Koresh as his personal bodyguard.  Outside, he can hear the sound of guns and explosions and lightsabers.  The final screams of Storm Troopers and Warg Riders and even his own Golden Army can be heard just feet away.  After several minutes of intense heart pounding action, the air outside begins to whisper again.  The Wacko from Waco, crouched behind a stack of boxes containing persuasive literature, looks up at his loyal bodyguard.

“Is it over already?  Did we actually win?” Koresh whispers.

He is then horrified as the decapitated head of GAS #13 comes flying into the open door of the tent and strikes a table.  The table falls and the kerosene lantern that sat upon it falls to the ground and breaks.

“Not again…” an annoyed Koresh says to himself.

Fueled by the winds outside, it takes less than ten seconds for the enormous tent to become completely engulfed in flames killing the last two souls for the Grindhouse.

Doomsday, WarSkrull #7, Dark Side Marauder #2, and Nightbrother #9 watch silently, and victorious, as the flames flicker off their blood soaked skin.