S7W6: Midgets vs. Kitties

The Travelling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets are: Stilgar, Nazgul #9 on Fell Beast, Fremen #52-56, Centaur #1-6, Zombie Silver Dragon #2, Gold Dragon #1-6, Hammer Bros. #11-16, Balrog #3, Nightsister #2 on Nazgul #9' Mordor Horse, and Hobbit #1.

The Super Orange Kitties and Cats are: Kingdom Come Wonder Woman, Fremen #64-69, Uruk Hai #1-6, Black Dragon #12, Purple Dragon #23, Bronze Dragon #7, Brass Dragon #8, Copper Dragon #9, Griffin #23, Balrog #2, Nexu #3, Twisted Mentat #2, Ginaz Swordsman #13, Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #2, Avian #3-5, and Dark Side Adept #14.

In the unforgiving heat of the desert, The Midgets and Kitties gather before one another. "We received your message and have heeded the call. Speak your piece so that we may proceed to the glories of battle!" states Kingdom Come Wonder Woman. Six knights in golden scale armor emerge from the midgets numbers. "I will say this but once. The six of us alone could destroy your team. Yes, we would have our losses, but victory would be assured. Fortunately for you, we find such displays unnecessary if avoidable. Our honor demands that we offer you a chance to fight. You may select a champion who will face ours in one on one combat. The one left standing is the victor. What say you, Kitties?" asks a shapeshifted humanoid form of Gold Dragon #1. KC Wonder Woman looks to Twisted Mentat #2 and Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #2 for guidance. They weigh the merit of the dragon's claim, and both agree that he speaks the truth. "Very well, we agree to this duel." says KC Wonder Woman. "Excellent choice. Your team is gifted with wise counsel. You will be given and appropriate amount of time to select your champion." says Gold Dragon #1.

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY!

The Kitties and Midgets encircle a large tract of sand, and their heroes emerge to battle. Kingdom Come Wonder Woman was selected for The Kitties, while Stilgar enters the ring for The Midgets. KC Wonder Woman makes a beeline for Stilgar quickly, and manages to strike him with the flat of her blade. He goes down, but uses a roundhouse sweep to take her with him. The pair both ascend to their feet, and the crowd cheers at the opening exchange. The amazon readies herself before swinging wildly at Stilgar, who dodges the blade. He can't get in a counter attack, and is again sent to the ground, this time via her shield. Diana jumps skyward, and intends to bring her blade down on the fremen's head. The "Desert Hawk" barely scrambles out of the way of a descending KC Wonder Woman. While she is still kneeling for the missed blow, Stilgar attempts the old boot to the head. He connects, but an angered KC Wonder Woman stands and delivers a mafia kick to the fremen's torso. She charges her downed foe, but he trips her up with a drop toe hold. The still winded Stilgar has little choice but to use what little energy he has left to slap on a rear naked choke, and hold on for dear life. KC Wonder Woman's oxygen is cut off, but the powerful amazon begins to stand, even with the fremen on her back. She is sweating profusely and starts to black out. Out of sheer desperation, she falls backward and the force of the impact breaks the hold. She rights herself and kicks a still downed Stilgar into the crowd on the edge of the fight. The Kitties Uruk Hai are happy to honor street fighting protocol, and throw him back in to the ring after a few kicks. Though one eye, the beaten Stilgar sees Kingdom Come Wonder Woman charging him one more time. She begins to slow down, and falters before finally dropping a few feet from him. She has passed out from dehydration due to her nonstop exertion. Stilgar slowly and painfully rises with a small bloody smile, glad that his rope-a-dope stategy paid off in the end. "The desert is a cruel mistress. May you have more respect for your surroundings the next time you tread here." advises Stilgar.

"Your hero no longer stands Kitties, it is over for you this day." declares Gold Dragon #1. The Kitties tend to their fallen comrade, while The Midgets' fremen assemble around Stilgar, and carry him on their shoulders out of the makeshift arena while they chant his name.