Horsemen vs Commandos part 2

"The Late" President Barack Obama and "Please let me Twerk in peace in honor of our fallen leader" Miley Cyrus' Touring Battalion of Commandos are: Earth 2 Superman, Martian Manhunter, Whizzy, the Super-Cat, Thanos w/Space Gem, Mind Gem & Reality Gem, Captain Marvel (Mar-Vel), Tracks (Tracksimus Prime), Insecticons: Bombshell, Shrapnel, Kick Back, Venom, Ransack, Barrage, Chop Shop, Luminara Unduli w/Blue Lantern Ring, Judah Ben Hur w/White Lantern Ring, Katniss Everdeen w/Green Lantern Ring, Jen Linley w/Star Sapphire Ring, Hermione Granger, Duke w/Green Lantern Ring, Kirk Cameron, Lazarus Long & Serena Butler w/Blaster in a F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter and Doozer #13 

 

The Horsemen of Apokolips are: Darkseid, Damien Thorrn w/Lord Voldemort's Magic Wand, Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Annihilus, Taskmaster, Percy Jackson w/Trident, Black Bolt w/Sinestro's Green Lantern Ring, Dazzler, The Demon: Gene Simmons, The Starchild: Paul Stanley, The Catman: Peter Criss, The Celestial: Ace Frehley, Optimus Prime w/Roller, Dark Archangel, Godzilla, Achilles, John McClane w/Mandalorian Armor, Green and Blue Lightsabers, Stitch w/Green Lightsaber, Bugs Bunny w/Flamethrower, CM Punk w/Legion Flight Ring and Blue Lightsaber, Bruno Sammartino,

 

"The concert worked flawlessly" smiles Darkseid. "We may have lost a few soldiers, but it is for the greater good. Now Damian, do you remember your lessons?"

 

"Yes, lord Darkseid. Watch." Damian points his wand at the sky and yells "Inciderio" and blows up Lazarus Long's plane as it's in the sky. Debris rains down and Darkseid beams with the closest thing to fatherly pride that he can muster.

 

"Excellent. Excellent. Now head off, for the Commandos shall be here soon and they will be searching for vengeance. "

"Yes m'lord." says Damian who throws a smoke grenade and vanishes.

"Do your worst, Mad Titan. Darkseid dares all!"

 Meanwhile, OPtimus Prime charges into battles against the Commandos transformers. He crushes the Insecticons like bugs, and turns his attention to Tracksimus. 

 

"Tracks" acknowledges Prime

 

"Optimus" responds Tracks

 

They begin a pitched battle, but as hard as they fight, there's a weird interference between them. Optimus finally garners the upperhand. He plunges his sword into Tracsimus' chest and pierces his matrix of leadership, when suddenly the blue energy inside of it charges up and into Optimus' brain. It immediately begins to rewrite Prime's brain, and wipes all the knowledge of his current life. As far as Optimus is aware, he is a Commando.

 

"Something's wrong." says Batman "Look out fo-" but Optimus crushes the Dark Knight before he can warn the others. The Commandos begin to turn the tide, as the Horsemen now find themselves on the receiving end of an asswhipping. Optimus' turncoat ways are finally ended when Bruno Sammartino takes the fallen CM Punk's flight ring and lightsaber and drops Prime. 

 

Elsewhere, the battle rages on. Katniss Everdeen stands toe to toe with Wonder Woman in a ferocious battle, when Katniss finally wins when Star Sapphire Jen Linley crystallizes Wonder Woman into a giant, pink crystal, which Katniss uses as the arrowhead on a giant, green arrow which she fires into the sun.  

 

Their  victory is short lived however, as Godzilla appears and incinerates the two with his mighty atomic breath. Godzilla stomps through the warzone, destroying all that appears, friend or foe. His rampage is ended when Earth-2 Superman flies through his neck and snaps it.

The Horsemen still have a significant advantage over the Commandos, when Thanos and Kirk Cameron appear. 

"This won't do. No, not at all." says Thanos as he holds up the gauntlet containing the three infinity gems. Everyone freezes in place as Thanos uses the time gem to turn back the hands of time. Suddenly, the Horsemen find themselves surrounded by a whole new group of Commandos. Specifically, the group that was slated to face Logical Genocide in the playoffs. 

 

These Commandos are more than a match for the Horsemen, as they too had a near flawless season and with the added firepower of Thanos they cut through the Horsemen like wheat. Superman and Thanos look to each other and know what they have to do, and that they more than likely aren't going to survive this. Taskmaster rushes Thanos and temporarily blinds Thanos as Superman grabs his arm and tears the time gem out of the gauntlet. Superman crushes the gem in his had and vanishes in a blast of light, ending the timeshift and warping the remaining combatants back to the present.

 

"Bad MAN!" screams Stitch as he leaps at Thanos with his lightsaber. 

 

"Not this time" says Thanos as he grabs Stitch and eviscerates him, ensuring that he's truly dead this time. 

 

Taskmaster sides up to Darkeid, and prepares for the final battle. 

 

Kirk Cameron and Thanos looks on unafraid. 

 

"Look.Up in the sky." sneers Thanos as Earth-2 Superman thunders down and lands atop Darkseid. He begins pummeling Darkseid at a superhuman rate, turning his face into a bony paste as tears stream down his face. Finally avenging the years and years of torture Darkseid inflicting upon Superman in their reality. 

 

E-2 Supes is so caught up in his cathartic moment that he doesn't notice Taskmaster as he pulls his sword and drives it through his heart, just as the voice of Damian rings out yelling "Transmuto human" turning the Kryptonian into a human for his final death.

 

Damian looks at Kirk and Thanos and doesn't flinch. 

 

"Hello, young man. Might I tell you the joys of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" asks Cameron.

 

 "Avada Kardaver!" screams Damian who aims his spell right at Cameron's heart. To his shock, there is no effect.

"Sorry, sport. But you're dark arts have no power against the light and joy of Jesus" he advances on Damian and opens his arms "Let me save you child. Open your heart to the Lord!"

Kirk grabs Damian and embraces him as the two begin to smoulder and smoke. Damian screams in agony, Kirk screams in a rapturous joy as he can feel the demon being exorcised. In an act of desperation, Damian raises Voldemort's wand and drives it into Kirk's eye causing his grip, and life, to end. 

 

Weaken and weary, he looks up at Thanos who smiles.

 

"Farwell, boy." he says  and crushes Damian's skull.

 

"I've done it. I've won! I WON!" screams Thanos when suddenly there's a shimmer and a flicker. Thanos looks confused when suddenly there's an loud 

 

BOOM

 

And Superman appears among the shards of the destroyed time gem. Before the bewildered Thanos can react, Superman tears his head from his body. 

 

"Never count out, Superman. Bitch." says the Man of Steel. Who stands alone, and triumphant.