Season 7, Week 3 Consolation Match: Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies vs. Real Man's Rabblerousers

“Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye.  Sweet cherry pie, yeah.”

            -Warrant [Cherry Pie]

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 7, Week 3 Consolation Match located at the Pie Stage of Donkey Kong. They are as follows:

Murderflies: Vampire Lestat.

Rabblerousers: Sheeva.

A LOUD SMASH IS HEARD AS A PIE STRIKES THE GROUND FLOOR. 

Let the match begin. . .

Sheeva’s battle cry is heard as it echoes across the tower of ladders and conveyors.

Sheeva: For the Shokan!!!

Sheeva rushes at Lestat and utilizes her “throw” move to grab the vampire using her upper arms, while delivering two body blows using her lower arms.  Lestat falls to the girder below.  The vampire looks up to see Sheeva attempting to “jump stomp” him.  Lestat is too quick as he twists over the warrior and sinks his teeth into the neck of Sheeva.  The bite does some damage, but not enough to fatally wound the Mortal Kombat fighter.  Lestat soars in the air at Sheeva, who uses her “anti-air grab” move to capture the undead midair, throwing him to the ground and then stomping on both his chest and groin. 

Lestat:  You b@#ch!

Lestat shakes off the pain and delivers a strike across the neck of Sheeva, who screams in pain as blood begins to trickle down her sinewy form. 

Sheeva manages to capture Lestat in a bear hug.  Lestat struggles, but the Shokan holds true.  Sheeva uses a signature move and rips Lestat’s arms off with her lower arms, slaps the vampire twice in the face with his severed arms, breaking his neck with the second slap.  Lestat cracks his neck back into place by sheer will alone.  Taking advantage of the situation, Sheeva brings her fists down upon Lestat’s head in succession using her “hammerhead” move, driving him into the ground.  The pies repeatedly strike Lestat’s face, whose head only rises above the level. 

Sheeva then uses her signature move – “stomping fatality” to finish off Lestat.