Ori says “Hey, ugly. You look like a Uruk Hai.”
Dori says “you smell like one after he takes a dump!”
Brood Alien #6 runs to Ori and Dori. Brood Alien fights the gang bang of
dwarves. Brood Alien #6 kills Oin and
Gloin. Thorin, Balin, Dwalin, Bombur,
Ori, Dori, Fili, Kili, Biffer and Boffer cut Brood Alien #6 to pieces.
Predator X #1-5 look at Yellow Toad and Blue Toad. They rip the Toads apart because the Super
Mario Brothers dudes are nothing more than happy jokes. Adi Gallia uses her
blue lantern ring to pummel Predator X #1.
The Dune characters, Allia Atreides, Thufir Hawat, Princess Irulan,
Stilgar and Fremen #52-56 use the location to their advantage and manage to
kill all of the Predator X #2-5 with their special desert knives.
Green
Dragons #3-14 come together and blow clouds of chlorine gas at the dwarves.
Green Dragon 3 says “you may have killed Smaug, but not our
band of beasts.”
The huge cloud of chlorine gas engulfs the dwarves, killing
Thorin Oakenshield and his band of merry dwarves. Before their deaths, they sing:
Thorin sings, “We die on the
Bombur sings, “We gave it all our guts.”
Fili sings, “We die for our team, the Midgets.”
Kili sings, “We die with sand in our butts.”
The dwarves die.
Bat-boy sees the destruction of the dragons and the dead
dwarves. Bat-boy poops in his hand and flings
some guano at the Dragons. In unison,
the Dragons jump on Bat-Boy and eat him.
Durge races in his Adardi AD-3 and due to his faulty vision
because of his helmet, crashes it into the ground. The Dragons attack, but the bounty hunter
uses his weapons and kills a few of the Green Dragons. Adi Gallia, Pre Viszla, Bontu Sitmus is
joined by the Dune dwellers again and they manage to kill all of the Nut-buster
Green Dragons #3-14.
Adi
Gallia says, “This match sucked.”
Durge
mumbles, “Tell me about it.”
Bontu
Sitmus states, “No more guest watchers.
They are up to no good. No good,
I tell you.”
The
surviving Midgets walk away in the sand.
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Midgets survive: Durge, Allia Atreides, Adi Gallia, Pre Viszla, Bontu Sitmus, Thufir Hawat, Princess Irulan, Stilgar and Fremen #52-56 survive.
Nut-busters: All dead.
MIDGETS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
Yay!!
That was REALly great!
I agree. REAL funny!
Oh, he's "keepin it REAL all right... REAL DUMB"!!
-Chris Rock (in the 90s).
Unfortunately that wasn't the worst guest watcher match ever.....
Hey, I'm ripping on it because it is Real Man, and he eternally sucks; but it was definitely good for a chuckle, and you've got to appreciate how quick it hit the blog. I'm all for it!! As it said in the first post for this season, it doesn't matter what the guests do with it, everyone is simply responsible for one match.
Sooooooooo, let's here it for Real Geek!!, err whatever his name is.
Am I correct to say that this written match was a record for turnaround?
I actually don't think it is a record. I'm pretty sure there have been a few instances where matches have been up before the previous week was over. But that was usually because the teams were sent in early.
This was still pretty quick though.
REAL quick.
As quick as Josh's lovemaking prowess.
Hey man, you can't have 4 kids if you take forever making the first one.
Time is money, yo.
Only 4.... Slacker
Only 4 that we know of.
Totes Z!! You never know who is going to sit on a public toilet seat after you.
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