Week 1
Setting: Ice Hockey: This week will not require any amount of points. You must play exactly 19 characters (three full lines, two goalies, a bench player, and a coach) all of which must be able to wear a pair of size 3-16 ice skates (except for the coach, who may be exempt if you wish).
Prize: 20 Graveyard Points
-This is a retreat week, but at least half of the losing squad must die.
-The Empire Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Consortium)
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Not so NFG)
-"Does Anybody Remember" Miley Cyrus and "Thank God We're Almost Done With" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Fizz)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Nick)
-The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets Vs. TEAM (Guest Watcher: Aaron)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Becks)
-The Moist Mafia Vs. The Royal Highness (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Guest Watcher: Adam)
Week 2
Setting: Waters outside Otah Gungah
Points: 300
Prize: 30 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
-The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Consortium)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Dave)
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Guest Watcher: John)
The Empire Vs. TEAM (Mike)
“My Gender is Fluid” Popstar Miley Cyrus and “Everybody's Gender is Fluid” President Barack Obama's “Best of Both World's” Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Guest Watcher: Laya)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Royal Highness (Becks)
The Moist Mafia Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Nick)
The Abomitrons Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Josh)
Week 3
Setting: Hoth
Points: 500 and up to 50 free commons from your roster.
Prize: 50 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Nick)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Becks)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Fizz)
The Empire Vs. M & B's B of B.W's T. B. of Cs (Josh)
TEAM Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Consortium)
The Royal Highness Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Pogo)
The Moist Mafia Vs. The Abomitrons (Guest Watcher: Alex)
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Dave)
Week 4
Setting: The Andromeda Galaxy
Points: 700
Prize: 70 Graveyard Points
Retreat Week
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. The Moist Mafia (Josh)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Mizzle and Barizzles Commandizzles (Pogo)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. The Royal Highness (Consortium)
The Empire Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Nick)
TEAM Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Dave)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Fizz)
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Mike)
The Abomitrons Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Guest Watcher: Goofjuice)
Week 5
Setting: The Play-Off Planet
Points: 999 and up to 60 free commons from your roster.
Prize: 100 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
The characters who die in this match will be given three deaths each.
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. The Abomitrons (Consortium)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. The Empire (Guest Watcher: Ed)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Becks)
TEAM Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Josh)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Pogo)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Illuminati Super-star Miley and NWO Pawn Barack's Best of Both Worlds Touring Battalion of Commandos (Mike)
The Royal Highness Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Fizz)
The Moist Mafia Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Dave)
Week 6
Setting: The Dunes of war torn Jakku
Points: 450
Prize: 45 Graveyard Points
Retreat week
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Consortium).
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. The Abomitrons (Dave)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Nick)
The Empire Vs. The Moist Mafia (Josh)
TEAM Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Guest Watcher: Eric)
The Royal Highness Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Pogo)
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Fizz)
The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Socialists (Mike)
Week 7
Setting: The streets of Gotham City
Points: 350
Prize: 35 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. The Empire (Fizz)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Dave)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. TEAM (Consortium)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. The Royal Highness (Josh)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Abomitrons (Nick)
The Moist Mafia Vs. Hannah Montana and Barry Soetero's Best of Both Worlds Touring Battalion of Commandos (Becks)
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Pogo)
- Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Guest Watcher: Kyle)
Week 8
Setting: Kepler 438B
Points: 250
Prize: 25 Graveyard Points
Retreat week
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Fizz)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Guest Watcher: Brad)
The Empire Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Mike)
The Abomitrons Vs. Miley and Barack's Godless Evangelical Nightmare (Josh)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Becks)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Moist Mafia (Pogo)
The Royal Highness Vs. TEAM (Nick)
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Consortium)
Week 9
Setting: The covered porch at Josh's house (with the outside surrounded by lava)
Points: 75
Prize: 10 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
The Characters that die in this match will be given five deaths each.
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. Is She Dead Yet Miley and Is He Impeached Yet Barack's Best of Both Liberals Touring Battalion of Commandos (Josh)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. The Moist Mafia (Consortium)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Pogo)
The Empire Vs. The Abomitrons (Dave)
TEAM Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Fizz)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Becks)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Guest Watcher: Fred)
The Royal Highness Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Nick)
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I am sure there are probably mistakes in the schedule. If anybody catches any, please let me know, so I can correct them.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with Hockey, a line consists of 1 Center, 2 Wingers/Forwards (Left and Right), and 2 Defensemen. So if one wishes to spell out exact positions, then you will need 3 Centers, 3 Right Wingers, 3 Left Wingers, 6 Defensemen, 1 starting goalie, 1 backup goalie, 1 extra skater, and 1 coach.
Starkiller Base, will be the prize for The Season Nine Universal Bowl; so it is not eligible as an off list, or vehicle pick.
This year, the playoff format will return to an eight team format. Four teams from each league will make it in, with the four division winners being guaranteed a spot.
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