Super Kitties: Mala
Fake Men: Rick Santorum and Scott Walker
It's a beautiful day at cedar point as spectators look up at the very top of The Power Tower and they see Rick Santorum and also Scott Walker fighting Mala, mother of Chewbacca. Rick Santorum shouted "Why are you doing this?! We just said we like the new Star Wars movies more and think Disney is doing a fine job!" Mala roars and pick up Scott Walker and throws him against Rick, knocking him down. Rick and Scott angrily get back up and attack Mala together, at first it looks like its succeeding but then Mala kicks Rick away and rips Scott's arms off. Mala then hits Scott with his own arms til he fell off. Mala turns and roars at Rick, but Rick won't back down and charges at Mala as the two engage in combat exchanging punch after punch. Mala begins to gain the upper hand as Rick becomes to tired out as Mala hits him in the chest and gets on top of him and chokes him out. Mala gets up and lets out a huge victory roar.
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LAYANDERLETSON'S SUPER ORANGE KITTIES AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER TO MAKE A NEW FAMILY ARE VICTORIOUS!!
Mala survives.
Seems like a pretty accurate portrayal of what would actually happen.
Wookies are a notoriously liberal race.
Damn tree hugging Wookies.
I forgot to say, that this match was written by John.
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