Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. The Dramatic Kittens of Luna

 Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Superboy Prime, Tom Brady in the Hulk-Buster Iron Man Suit, Rebel Soldier #1 & 7, Honored Matre #1, and Boomerang Bro #1.

The Dramatic Kittens of Luna are Apocalypse and Michael Myers.

**NOTE**  This match should be read in the dark with a flashlight pointed up at your chin.

It is a dreary, cold, and calm night as a full moon that curiously adds more darkness than illumination  appears over the Pit.  Apocalypse stands tall in an enlarged form, whilst his new horsemen of death Michael embodies everything that is evil with his knife in hand.  A scarier sight has never been witnessed by the tired eyes of this seasoned Watcher than this duo of pure hatred and demonic wickedness.  Matched by this level of ungodliness is a different sin that is evident in their opponent being manifested in the uninhibited hubris of Superboy Prime.  Tom Brady rallies the rest of their troops behind Supes letting them know that they need to back up their star if they are going to have a chance at the frightening pair before them.  Few words are spoken before the action takes place, save these:

"Prepare to face the greatest Kryptonian of all time" says Superboy Prime arrogantly.

"Interesting claim before one battles against the greatest mutant and greatest murderer of all time" is the retort of Apocalypse.  

As Supes takes flight to gain the high ground, Tom Brady leads the charge with his brave soldiers behind him; but Tom is flung aside by a single punch from Apocalypse that sends Tom into an abandoned piece of construction machinery, destroying the equipment, knocking Brady unconscious, and bringing his suit down to 33% functionality.  After seeing their quarterback brushed aside so easily, the commons continue a valiant charge; but the rebel soldiers are brutally ripped apart by Michael, while Apocalypse easily stomps both the Honored Matre and the Boomerang Brother.  Superboy Prime sees this act and decides that as the sole, moving member of the Dino-Mites that it is his time to act.  Having no remorse for the team members he viewed as too weak for this battle defeated he comes down hard on Apocalypse with a double-handed punch.  A pitched battle ensues with Prime absorbing building leveling hits as if they were shots from a child's sling shot, the Kryptonian blasts Apocalypse with a potent shot of heat vision from the air and then swoops in to rip the mutant in half with relative ease.  Bloodlusted beyond anything the Kryptonian has ever experienced, his want for mayhem and death was still nothing compared to that of his next opponent.  Michael slowly walks toward Supes, who uses his arctic breath in an attempt to push him back, but Myers keeps walking through the breeze.  With an evil that is truly magical, Michael grabs Prime by the throat while simultaneously plunging his killing blade through the chest of Superboy Prime killing him as if he were simply another teenage coed.  Myers believes the contest to be over; but Brady's vital signs are still active.  As the former Michigan Wolverine comes to consciousness inside the battered and broken suit made by Tony Stark himself, he hears the voice of Jarvis telling him repeatedly to not be afraid and that he will be safe as long as he stays inside the defensive shell.  Brady shakes off the dizziness and bursts out of the Iron Man Suit with only the giant metal right hand and thrusters still attached to his body.  

"The only thing I fear is losing" exclaims Tom as he blasts the knife from Michael's hand, knocks the monstrous villain to the ground and pulverizes his head with the Hulk-buster fist until the boogie man is no more.

For there is much power in this world, much evil, much might, and much fear; but there is only one G.O.A.T.