Week 3: TEAM vs Crack Danks

 TEAM: Sharkticon #1-10, Jack Lalane, Emerald Weapon, Morg, Trypticon (Brunt and Full-Tilt as part of Trypticon), Superboy, Iron Hide, Leader One, Cy-Kill, Crasher, Cop-Tor, Hot Rod, Ultra Magnus, Perceptor

Crack Danks: Jaws 2, Jaws 3, The Planteers (Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, Heart), Dr. Manhattan w/ White Lantern Ring, Green Lantern Penguin, Leonardo w/ Katana Blade (-4), Incredible Hulk (-4), Krampus, Whitmore Bludd, Sheeana Brugh, Jolee Fishdo, Obi Wan Kenobi w/ Force Saber, Knuckles, Wario, King Hippo, Goldmember

So what had happened was, Elon Musk was supposed to be rich and donate a bunch of breathing apparatuses, but then the bovid said not happening. Soooo Jack Lalane, Krampus, Whitmore Bludd, Sheeana Brugh, Knuckles, Wario, and Goldmember basically drowned off the start. Obi Wan is a badass jedi so he has his own breathing apparatus and King Hippo, while being a human and only nicknamed hippo, was somehow able to survive underwater like a normal hippo.

After leaving the dead bodies, Crack Dank advances towards the lost city of Atlantis where TEAM has already taken control. The Sharkticons keep watch along the borders of the city, anxiously waiting for their next prey. Superboy attempts to devise a defense plan as he knows an enemy is coming. The various transformers and go bots await next to Superboy for a glorious battle in the sea. As for Crack Dank’s advance, Dr. Manhattan, having foresight, already knows how this encounter will end… and continues anyways towards the city leading his friendlies.

Leonardo wants to create a sneak attack plan, but Jaws 2 and 3 go straight for the 10 sharkticons and devour them. The final three sharkticons are able to kill Jaws 3 but are quickly finished themselves by Jaws 2. This movement awakens Emerald Weapon who is sitting dormant at the bottom of the ocean and he attacks Jaws 2 destroying the massive shark to pieces. Upon seeing Emerald Weapon, Leonardo advances with his katana blade and slices and dices the final fantasy boss. TEAM hears the fighting occurring at the edge of Atlantis and the transformers move towards the action. Trypticon approaches Crack Danks with pure hatred as it is the only thing he can feel. He annihilates the Planteers along with Green Lantern Penguin. Hulk becomes enraged seeing his teammates be killed so easily and one punches Trypticon into a million pieces. Hulk continues his raging attack and grabs Leader One and throws him into Cy-Kill and Crasher while quickly moving towards Cop-tor and ripping the “transformer” in half.

Meanwhile, Jolee Fishdo and Obi Wan have been swimming around the battle to come up behind Morg and use their light sticks to easily cut through Morg. Unfortunately for the two Jedi, Superboy heard Morg’s outcry when being killed. The young Superboy quickly moves towards the two Jedi and Superboy uses his freeze breath to freeze the two and then punch them into a million pieces each. As Superboy was preoccupied, Hulk continued his frenzy of rage and obliterated Hot Rod, Ultra Magnus, and Perceptor. In his destructive wake, Hulk accidently killed his own teammate King Hippo. Superboy has had enough of Hulk and throws him straight up out of the water and into space, where Hulk slowly moves towards the sun with no more control on his movement in the vacuum of space.

On his own adventure on the ocean floor, Leonardo finds a green unknown substance resting on the ocean floor… 

From what Superboy and Iron Hide can see, it is just them two versus Dr. Manhattan. Iron Hide shoots missiles at the glowing being to which no harm is taken by Dr. Manhattan. Dr. Manhattan responds, “There is no use in that, I already know how this encounter ends. It is trivial to even try to stop the future from occurring.” Superboy replies, “Oh really? And how exactly do you see this ending, because it’s not looking too good for you.” Dr. Manhattan says “I know.” To which Superboy has had enough and approaches Dr. Manhattan to punch him into last the milenia, Dr. Manhattan quickly crushes Iron Hide into the size of a smart car and accepts Superboy’s attacks. He continues to take hits until he is finally receiving pain and begins to die, at the same time Superboy finally becomes tired. Superboy winds up to give one last final blow to Dr. Manhattan and kill the all powerful being. Dr. Manhattan says in his final breaths “Thank you for making me feel human again” and with a smile Dr. Manhattan is defeated by the final punch. Dr. Manhattan’s foresight has played out exactly as here foresaw it. Superboy, tired beyond his own belief, believes he has won the battle, but Leonardo comes forth with a green tainted blade and stabs the young kryptonian through the heart.