FFL 2024 Week 5: Sigmas vs. Sigmaz

 Sigmas: Satoru Gojo, Griffith, Dio Brando, Earth Benders #1-5, Duncan idaho, Deadshot, Bane, Huntress, Sardakaur #1-20, Bene Gesserit #1-10, Rhombus Vernius, Mord Cour, Zan Noore, Gigachad w/ Katana and Tanto, Melkor, Ancient Balrogs #1-4, King Manwe, Tulkas, Nessa, Darkhawk, Morpheus, Goldar, Lord Zed, Titanus, Marth, Aatrox, Kyle Reese w/ Little Boy, John Rambo, and Linda from Copper Door w/ Land Speeder

Sigmaz: Goku, Guts, Eren Yeager, Spawn, Barbarossa, Xerxes, Michael Meyers. Jason Borhees, Nazgul on Fell Beast, Magus, Hellboy, Terminator 3, Grimlok, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Swoop, Six-Shot, The Mighty Morhpin Power Rangers w/ Zords / Megazords, Link w/ Ancient Armor and Motorcycle, Daruk w/ Dusk Claymore, Urbosa, Mipha, Revali w/ Topaz Rod, The Grand Inquisitor, 7th Sister & ID9, 8th Brother, God Emperor 40k

This match takes place on Playoff Planet…

What a matchup we have here tonight folks! One of the great rivalries of the league akin to the likes of the great MAC rivalries of old. CMU vs. WMU, Miami of Ohio vs. Ohio, Bowling Green vs. Toledo, Sigmas vs. Sigmaz!

Desert

Sigmas: Duncan Idaho, Sardakaur #1-20, Bene Gesserit #1-10, Rhombus Vernius, Mord Cour, Zan Nooret

Sigmaz: Barbarossa, Xerxes, Nazgul on Fell Beast, Magus, Hellboy & God Emperor 40K

We begin our battle in the Desert land of the Playoff Planet.

Barbarossa and Xerxes begin the battle by attacking the Sardaukar and Bene Gesserit. The Titans were too much for the commons and were able to take them all out but the Sardakaur were able to take out Xerxes. Duncan, Rhombus, Mord and Zan were able to avenge their teammates as they took out Barbarossa in retaliation. The Nazgul swoops in on his Fell Beast at Duncan Idaho but he was able to dodge the attack while also striking the wing of the Fell Beast causing the winged demon of Middle Earth to parish. The Nazgul attempts to recover from the fall quickly but is too slow as Mord Cour was able to stab the great man of old in his hood, killing him. 

Hellboy and Magus join in to attack the warriors from the Dune universe and are successful in defeating all of them, not without losing Hellboy as well.

Magus and God Emperor 40K will join the rest of the Sigmaz in the City.

Forest

Sigmas: Earth Benders #1-5, Gigachad, Melkor, Ancient Balrog #1-4, King Manwe, Tulkas, Nessa, & John Rambo

Sigmaz: Link, Daruk, Urbosa, Mipha, Revali, Grand Inquisitor, 7th Sister, ID9, & 8th Brother

In the forest land of the Playoff Planet we find the Sigmaz with a camp set up while the Sigmas are walking through the forest trying to find their enemies.

7th Sister sends out the ID9 drone to find the Sigmas. The drone eventually finds the Sigmas and flies towards them in an attempt to kamikazee the Sigmas. Thankfully John Rambo uses his rifle to shoot the droid and destroys it before it can hurt the team.

7th Sister lets the rest of her team know that the droid found the Sigmas and they push to attack. Link, Daruk, Urbosa, Mipha, & Revali charge at the Sigmas and are able to take out the Earth Benders and Gigachad but not without casualties as the Earth Benders were able to take out Mipha. 

While that was happening, Grand Inquisitor, 7th Sister, & 8th Brother charged the Ancient Balrogs and John Rambo and were able to take them out using their lightsabers. Though one of the Balorgs was able to deeply cut the upper arm of 7th Sister. And John Rambo was able to kill 8th Brother as 8th Brother tried to block the bullets from Rambo’s rifle but the lightsaber was unsuccessful in blocking the bullets and they shot him in the chest.

Though the Inquisitors were successful in their attack, their happiness was short lived as Tulkas ran up and ripped 7th Sister in half at the waist and Nessa used her speed to hit the Grand Inquisitor with a flurry of strikes until his body was unrecognizable. 

Link uses his sword to cut Rambo’s head off as he and the rest of the characters from the Zelda universe attack the Valar from Middle Earth but they stand absolutely no chance against these god-like characters. As the Melkor and the accompanying Valar take them out with one arm tied behind their backs.

Melkor, King Manwe, Tulkas and Nessa will join the rest of the Sigmas in the City.

City

Sigmas: Satoru Gojo, Griffith, Dio Brando, Deadshot, Bane, Huntress, Melkor, King Manwe, Tulkas, Nessa, Darkhawk, Morpheus, Goldar, Lord Zed, Titanus, Marth, Aatrox, Kyle Reese and Linda from the Copper Door

Sigmaz: Goku, Guts, Eren Yeager, Spawn, Michael Meyers, Jason Vorhees, Magus, T3, Grimlok, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Swoop, Six-Shot, and the Power Rangers

In the city we start with all the big robot characters (plus Mgus). The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers form together into MegaZord while the DinoBots form together as well, and Six-Shot and Magus joins in to attack Titanus, Goldar, & Lord Zed. After a bunch of big robot stuff happens. They are a completely equal match to each other and everyone ends up dead.

While that was happening, Goku puts in work and takes out Linda from the Copper Door, Huntress, Darkhawk, Marth, Aatrox and Kyle Reese.

Guts and Griffith go at it and have a classic Knight battle but in the end Guts comes out victorious but heavily damaged as there is blood running down the armor of his right arm.

The two Batman villains on the Sigmas, Bane and Deadshot, work together to take out T3, Michael Meyers and Jason Vorhees in the middle of an abandoned street intersection riddled with empty cars. Deadshot uses his sniper rifle to shoot the head off of Michael Meyers. Bane goes to attack Jason Vorhees but Jason Vorhees uses his fear mongering abilities to kill the Luchador. Deadshot tries to retaliate by shooting Jason but the sniper round does no damage to the villain. Deadshot realizes his sniper can’t directly damage Jason so he shoots the gas tanks of the vehicles surrounding Jason causing a chain reaction of explosions. This kills Jason but also kills Deadshot.T3 is damaged by the explosion of all the cars but isn't dead. Thankfully, for the Sigmas Morpheus sees the damaged T3 and takes his shot. He shoots the robot with multiple different guns he has equipped on him, but is still to no avail as T3 eventually charges Morpheus and turns her arm into a blade and stabs Morpheus through his chest. Melkor sees this and calls a massive firestorm down onto T3 melting the steel of the robot until she finally was defeated.

During that thrilling fight, the remaining anime characters on both teams go at it. Satoru Gojo and Dio Brando on the Sigmas fight against Goku, Guts and Eren Yeager on the Sigmaz. These anime characters have a beautiful almost poetic fight that words on a computer screen can't even come close to describe. In the end Goku is the last one standing in this fight.

Now all that’s left standing is the four Valar on the Sigmas (Melkor, King Manwe, Tulkas, and Nessa) while the Sigmaz have Goku, Spawn and God Emperor 40K. 

Goku, still tired from his anime battle attacks Melkor with a flurry of hand to hand combat attacks but Melkor dodges them with ease. Melkor, bored with the attack of a mortal being, curses Goku with Death. 

Spawn uses his necroplasm in his and his magical abilities to take out King Manwe. Finally it can be seen that these Valar can actually perish. They had been basically invincible in this battle so far.   

This showed a slight amount of relief in both God Emperor 40K and Spawn but that relief was short lived as Tulkas and Nessa double teamed Spawn where Nessa used her super speed to distract Spawn. This allowed Tulkas to get close to Spawn and he used his super strength to beat Spawn to death.

God Emperor 40K retaliates and uses his sword and incredible strength to take out both Tulkas and Nessa, but they did not go down easy as God Emperor 40K was greatly weakened by this fight. 

God Emperor 40K tried his best to take out Melkor after defeating Tulkas and Nessa but he stood no chance, as the most powerful of the Valar was able to defeat him with ease.