Tuesday, May 14, 2024

TEAM vs. Better Than All of You at Josh's Crib

Better Than All of You (formerly NAZA): Mr.Mxyzptlk, Fedaykin 1-3


TEAM: Alex Houslander, Laya Houslander, Scarlett Houslander, Grayson Houslander, Chris Artrip, Julie Artrip, Ella Artrip, Jack Artrip, Ben Artrip, Ethan Petz, Kryptonion #1a, Black Lantern Kryptonion, Black Lantern Yellow Lantern, Yellow Lantern #1, Yellow Lantern #2


Ight we in home boys Josh’s crib.  It bout to get freaky


So the Houslander clan along with some lanterns are chillin at Josh’s crib holding down the fort without the commish himself. Then some midget and a couple fedaykin come strolling in from idiotsville. 

“Who are you unc?” questions Alex Houslander

Then Mr.Mxyzptlk starts distorting reality or some shit.

“Blood Trippin” screams Alex Houslander.

Mr.Mxyzptlk disguises himself as Ben as creates chaos among the Artrips.

Ella has turned on her brothers while Chris and Julie rage with anger over the fighting kids.

Meanwhile, Josh’s blood be holding down the fort taking down a fedaykin themselves. Although there was one casualty. RIP Laya

While the anger among the Atrips continues on a fedaykin take out all of the Atrips besides Chris.  Engulfed with anger Chris snaps the neck of the fedaykin, but all he can feel is grief and anguish.

“Blood is so not cookin right now.  Who let bro cook” says Alex.

The Black Lantern Kryptonian and the Black Lantern Yellow Lantern  are the only remaining allies of Chris, Alex, Scarlett, and Grayson.  Ethan was here but he passed out in the yard and missed the whole thing.  The two lanterns were able to kill the last Fedaykin leaving just Mr.Mxyzptlk.  

Mr.Mxyzptlk does some midget gay shit and kills the two lanterns that remained for TEAM.

Scarlett and Grayson spring into action and grab the legs of the midget.  Allowing Chris and Alex to attack. Chris and Alex grab the midget and then proceed to curb stomp him outside in the street.  Leaving nothing but a bloody mess.


6 comments:

Crack Danks said...

TEAM emerges victorious! Alex, Chris, Scarlett, and Grayson survive

Josh the Commish said...

Ha!! Who let bro cook?!!?

Josh the Commish said...

With this win, TEAM clinches the final spot in the playoffs for the A.L. They will face The Horsemen in Round 1.

Josh the Commish said...

The Fam do be boxing.

Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolypse said...

rizz

TEAM said...

Came here for gay shit and curb stomping, was not disappointed.