The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Doctor's Madhouse.

 The Horsemen of Apokolips are:  The Deadly Viper Assassin Squad:  Bill, Budd, O-Ren Ishii, Vernita Green, Elle Driver, & Beatrix Kiddo, & Black Widow #1-5.

The Doctor's Madhouse is:  Kurt Houslander (w/ Power Glove), Frank "Wendeezy's" Metvier (w/ endless Zyn and 4 Lokos Variety Pack), Captain America, Destro, & Zombie Kryptonian.  

In a secret enclave in the Virgin Islands, Christopher Wray and William Burns meet clandestinely with someone who is only revealed in heavily redacted records as the Big Guy and his son Hunter.  "Is it true this time"??  Hunter asks of the intelligence chiefs.

Burns answers:  "Yes Sir.  It is confirmed.  We have a definitive time and location for our target.  He has alluded us for the last time and will be taken out for sure.  Josh Houslander will not escape us this time.  Neither will his Uncle".    

"How are you so certain it will be different this time"??  Asks Hunter.  

"We have taken an extra special precaution Sir".  answers Wray.  

Hunter scowls and demands:  "What kind of special precaution"??

Burns smirks back and says:  "We are sending The Deadly Viper Assassin Squad Sirs".

Hunter and The Big Guy look at each other and grin.  Hunter says:  "You're sending The D-Vas"....??.....

The Big Guy leans forward in his padded chair and says:  "Well sheeeit Caucasian....  That's all you had to say"...  

Captain America, a former agent of the government who has gone rogue due to his love of liberty and the American government's hatred for it, has received intel, but has very little time to warn the noble House Houslander about the attack.  The black market arms dealer Destro and his Zombie Kryptonian henchmen may be criminals in the eyes of international law; but he is no thief and is a man of honor.  He has not forgotten the favor he owes the Houslander Clan, but he Cap, and the ever faithful Frank are the only ones who can get to the safe house in time in a vain attempt to defend against The D-Vas.  

Cue the music as The Deadly Viper Assassin Squad, including their five newest recruits from The Red Room line up next to each other on Mercedes Street outside the target house and begin the slow stride to the front door where their target is residing.  They walk past a white truck and pimp-cherry 2001 BMW 5-Series that they have blocked in with their black stretch limousine to ensure that no one escapes this skirmish.  Knowing that House Houslander will mount some sort of counter-offenisve the D-Vas are more than ready for any kind of fight that may be waiting for them.  

 The D-Vas burst through the door of the brick bungalow and are almost immediately met by combatants in defensive positions, there to staunchly defend the Houslanders and the information they hold that is vital to the cause of the rebellion.  The Zombie Kryptonian strikes first and much to the shock of The D-Vas takes a huge bite out of Elle Driver's face killing her.  Budd moves in next and swings his sword at the Zombie barely catching his arm; but drawing blood all the same.  Beatrix notices this and shouts to Bill:  "BILL, The Hattori Hanzo blades can wound the Kryptonians.  GET HIM!!".  Bill moves swiftly towards Z-Krypt, rolls on the ground, leaps back up and relieves the creature of it's head. 

Destro goes for his blue laser gun; but before he can even take aim has his arm chopped off by O-Ren Ishi and is then promptly run through by the same sword.  

Captain America rushes in towards Bill and Budd and a pitched battle of swords and shield begin.  "Try and keep up old man" says Bill to the Star-Spangled Avenger; but Cap quickly replies with:  "It's not the age, it's the mileage".   As the battle rages, Budd comments to Bill saying:  "I bet he could do this all day".  Cap then leaps into the air and catches Budd with a flying leg lock around his neck.  He brings the former bouncer down to the ground and breaks his neck with a powerful flinch of the leg before quickly popping back to his feet, evading a sword thrust from Bill and delivering a perfectly aimed shield thrust to the throat of of the Viper boss, breaking his neck.  Cap turns to find his next opponent; but is caught off guard by a cheap shot from Beatrix who avenges the man so in love with her with a slash of her sword.  

The Houslanders are nowhere to be found as O-Ren and Beatrix begin ripping the house apart looking for clues.  Frank stands alone in the kitchen with Josh's black, full tang katana in his hands.  Devoutly dedicated to the cause of several generations of House Houslander, The Wendeezy clan, especially the sworn protector and Swordmaster of the Houslanders Frank himself is more than ready.  Vernita Green points her finger signaling the charge of black widows against the lone swordmaster who guards the back door of the home.  

There exists a legend taught to the students of The Red Room of a single great warrior, who may or may not have actually existed.  In this legend they claim that one man alone once stood against three black widows and defeated them; and that no one man since has ever duplicated that feat.  But this day we see Frank take up the katana of those he swore to protect for a cause more noble than that of any one man. And on this day, I Joshatu the Supreme witnessed Frank dispatch not three; but five perfectly trained black widows as well as their captain Vernita Green with only his sword and his cunning as his ally before finally falling to the blades of the two remaining members of the "Horsemen" of death sent by the evil empire.  

   A faint sound of squealing tires and 1980s V-6 power is heard in the distance as Josh and Kurt race away aboard a Fiero GT custodian of the stolen plans that can save their people and restore freedom to the country.  

"The intel provided by my gang told us that Josh had gotten rid of the Fiero".  Says Ishii to Kiddo.

Beatrix replies:  "Well, then I guess you can be the one to tell The Big Guy that the intel was wrong.  He isn't as forgiving as I am".