UNIVERSE BOWL VI: CHAPTER XXVIII: TITAN TRASH TALKING

            “You have been a thorn on the side of this team for far too long now,” says BL Thanos.

            Eradicator uses his computer-enhanced mind to compute and process information at incredible speed to determine what he must do to best his adversary.   He decides that he must whip Thanos into a frenzy.  If the alien cannot think properly while in this fight, it will open several opportunities for Eradicator to win this battle. If thinking accurately, Thanos’ superior intellect will disallow any upper hand that Eradicator may have in the skirmish.

            “Just doing my job, prune face,” answers Eradicator.

            BL Thanos grumbles in response.

            “Seems like I know now why you are called the Mad Titan,” quips Eradicator.

            Thanos bellows.  The alien has had enough of the adolescent insults and projects a vast amount of cosmic energy at Eradicator.  The Kryptonian absorbs the brunt of the blast, but the pressure still throws him across the sky and through a large city structure. 

            “A moniker I claim as a badge of honor,” states BL Thanos. 

            Thanos rushes over to Eradicator and utilizes his skills as a master in hand-to-hand combat.  Eradicator blocks several of the Titanian Eternal’s strikes, but he is not able to deflect all.  A wounded Eradicator hobbles away, but shakes off the damage and readies himself for battle.

            “I am over two hundred thousand years old, my Accutane-infested adversary.  As I have survived all these years, I will also reign triumphant today.  I have already proven my worth several times in this match and will continue to do so again.”

            Eradicator swoops through the sky and grabs Thanos in a bear hug.  Due to the grip, Thanos is unable to project any cosmic blasts.  On the other hand, Eradicator uses the powers coded from the genetic template of Superman and uses his heat vision to sear the mutant’s face and blind him.  Eradicator throws a hobbled Thanos onto the ground where the beast takes out close to a mile of concrete and asphalt.    The two continue to grapple in various ways, laying devastation throughout the entire town.

            “One blind Titan; One blind Titan; See how he whimpers; See how he whimpers. . .” chides Eradicator.

            Although unable to see, an enraged Thanos decides to use both the powers of his ring and cosmic abilities to gain the upper hand.  Before Eradicator is able to complete his self-revised children’s poem, Thanos actually manages to bat Eradicator through several towers with a slap of his ring’s projectiles and blasts of cosmic energy.  Eradicator lands on his knees and jettisons back toward Thanos.  Eradicator decides to quash any ability of Thanos to gain back his senses and uses his powers to retrieve Kryptonian technology through both space and time. 

            “I believe one of your own teammates coined this phrase – yipee ki yay motherf#cker.”

            The weapon Eradicator acquired blasts Thanos.  Thanos screams as he is ripped apart; the Mad Titan is killed.  Eradicator smiles and computes that if he continues to lay waste to the Horsemen, he may be looked upon as the most valuable player of the Universe Bowl.  It would be an honor to sustain him through next year’s matches.

UNIVERSE BOWL VI: EPILOGUE

           The steel door slides open and Mysterio shambles through the portal of his team’s locker room.  He walks down the cold and barren hallway toward his intended destination.  His mind is desolate and free from any thought as he wades toward oblivion.

He stops at a single, silver door and takes a deep breath.  The door opens and he sees a sitting body cast in shadow.

“I see you have survived,” the voice echoes.  “In fact. . . you are the lone survivor.”

UNIVERSE BOWL VI: CHAPTER XXVII: DANGEROUS DOPPELGANGERS

           “It seems we have some business to attend to,” states Jean Grey in her vampire form.

“It will be a short venture for you, I’m afraid,” answers Phoenix.

Phoenix unleashes a psionic blast at her counterpart.  Grey throws up a protective bubble so that the blast bounces off the force field.

“I have no time for this,” states Phoenix.

Phoenix lashes out at the vampire with a bout of cosmic fire.  The force rips through Grey’s shield and singes her body to a crisp.  Phoenix flies toward Grey’s husk and puffs her cheeks out.  She blows toward the vampire’s statuesque body and the ashes blow away.

“Not too much of a fight,” hollers Phoenix to the spectator across the way, “was it Charles?”

Phoenix flies toward her teammates, anticipating a final strategy session, followed by a battle royale.

Xavier is left speechless.

UNIVERSE BOWL VI: CHAPTER XXVI: TELEPATHIC TRIUMPH

            Exodus teleports to his desired destination.  He is confronted by Professor X and Vampire Jean Grey.

“I have received reports from my team of your Enterprise exploits.  So, you have since abandoned your shuttle and have decides to stand on your own two feet. . .” smiles Exodus.  “Oh. . .  sorry, Charles. . . my bad.”

“You will pay for that insult,” claims Grey.  She turns to Xavier, who hovers on a sled-like structure.  “Let me rip out his throat!”

“Jean, you must excuse his arrogance and lack of manners,” states Xavier.  “He is French.”

Grey smiles, her long canines protruding from her red lips.

“Enough talk,” says Grey.

The vampire springs at Exodus, but is unable to latch onto the mutant since he teleports away.  When the man returns, Professor X telekinetically pulls him toward his accomplice.  Grey latches on to Exodus and tears into his throat.  Exodus teleports again, bringing Grey with him.  When he reappears this time, Grey is being shoved to the ground by Bennett.

Xavier knows that he must instantly react in order to save his teammate and thus, projects a psionic blast at Exodus.  The Frenchman is struck savagely and as a result, releases Grey from his hold.  Grey skitters away to safety. 

“A fun time is being had by all!” shout Exodus.

“Not for long,” mutters Professor X.

Xavier utilizes his superior intellect to derive a tactical advantage and instigate a strategy to defeat the enemy. 

Jean, Professor X telepathically calls to his teammate.

I am here, Charles, responds Grey.

I need for you to keep him distracted, orders Xavier.

An easy task, answers Grey.

The vampire leaps at Exodus, who decides to fight the woman instead of teleporting away.  A serious of blows is suffered by each as they both strike one another several times.  Neither combatant shrugs away from the other.

While the two battle, Xavier’s essence leaves his body by a means of astral projection.  He travels to the mind of Exodus to find a weakness in his enemy.  Eventually finding one, he floats back to his physical form.

“Seems like we have a stalemate,” says Exodus to Grey.

Grey turns to Xavier and sees her teacher’s face.

“I don’t think so anymore, mon ami’,” states Grey.  “Charles?”

Professor X concentrates and thrusts forth a mental blast that renders Exodus’ brain into overload.  The eyes of Exodus turn empty as his mind transforms into a puddle of goo.  Exodus’ body shuts down and he falls to the ground.

“My turn,” says Grey.

Jean Grey walks toward Exodus and unleashes a fury, turning the mutant’s body into a gory mess.  Being that both the body and mind of Exodus are decimated, the mutant is unable to heal and eventually dies.

 “You know what they say,” rhetorically states a bloodied Grey, “only good Frenchman is a dead one,”

Professor X laughs until he looks to the sky.  Grey follows Xavier’s eyes.

“I must do this alone,” says Grey.

“I know,” responds a solemn Xavier.

UNIVERSE BOWL VI: CHAPTER XXV: MONSTROSITY MADNESS

           Joseph trudges down the street toward the city.  Sweat beads his forehead due to the strain suffered by the mutant clone as he presses his abilities to their utmost capacity.  Behind Joseph shambles a monstrosity composed of various body parts and inanimate objects.  It took a lot of time and scavenging of the different sections of the Playoff Planet, using the teleportation disks, to create this masterpiece. Pieces of lost combatants, along with components comprised of the U.S.S. Enterprise, Technodrome and submarine create the essence of the mound. 
 

          Joseph looks upon his work of art and smiles, especially at the heads of three care bears, which are the focal point of the entire Akira-esque malformation.  The mutant, clearly lost in his own world of horror, walks on, anticipating the finale between the two teams. 

UNIVERSE BOWL VI: CHAPTER XXIV: THE SINISTER SKIRMISH

The figures stand and face one another at a cross section of two roads within the city’s landscape.

“I have been alive since the twelfth century,” laughs Exodus.  “What chance does a spattering of humans have against my immortality?”

“Paris Bennett, or Bennet Du Paris, or whatever you may be calling yourself these days,” says Hobgoblin from his glider, “we’re more than a spattering of humans.  We are Americans, who are a lot stronger willed than you French, who only seem to be good at bending over to all others of the world.”

While distracted by the words of Hobgoblin, two arms of Doctor Octopus shoot out from their apparatus and smash the mutant in the face.  A dazed Exodus is then hit by three pumpkin bombs.  The projectiles throw him across the road in a field of exploding concrete. Electro attempts to reach the enemy, but Exodus teleports away.  Missing his chance, Electro bolts into the city’s electrical system through a conductor on the street.

The mutant’s healing ability ignites into overdrive and, after gaining his wits again, he focuses on an airborne Hobgoblin and throws the mercenary off his mount with his mind. 

“Takes more than that to keep me away from my pet,” cackles the Hobgoblin as the glider reaches its master.  Hobgoblin jumps on his vehicle and Macendale rises to the air.

While Exodus arrives under a utility pole, Electro arcs from one of the wires and reaches the mutant.  Max Dillon unleashes a full charge of energy into Exodus, which rips both across and through the body of the Frenchman.  Exodus screams in pain and falls to the ground. 

Mysterio appears in front of Exodus from a cloud of smoke.  Exodus cocks his head and Mysterio throws a perfectly timed punch across his face.  Exodus scoffs at the blow and telekinetically pushes the illusionist through the door of a building across the street.  A loud crash and pop is heard.  Quentin Beck does not return to the fight.

“One down,” says Exodus. “Not so sinister with only three. . . I shall now rename you the ‘Toddler Three’.”

Doctor Octopus is enraged at the insult.  He reaches a pack which is lodged at the side of a hydrant.  From the carrier, Doc Ock removes a blaster and fires at Exodus.  The weapon brings Exodus to his knees.

As all villains appear to be consumed with, Doctor Octopus finds it necessary to explain what the weapon is and what is happening to his enemy. 

“When we first arrived in the city searching for the Technodrome’s module, we came upon a laboratory.  Within the lab were components which I used to create this weapon.  You can see that it is now draining your psionic energy,” states Doctor Octopus.  “It will be only a matter of moments before you die.”

Exodus becomes unsteady and lurches to the road below.  The mutant reaches his arm from the ground and begins to twist his hand in various movements.  The weapon in Doc Ock’s hand suddenly begins to disassemble and reassemble.  The newly constructed weapon is ripped from Doc Ock and flies to the hands of Exodus.

A rejuvenated Exodus turns around and fires the weapon at the electrical line directly above him.  Electro falls out of the line.  The villain appears unable to control the current flowing through his body.  While Exodus continues to fire his weapon at Electro, he throws his other arm out and rips a street lamp from the ground.  The pole is projected across the way and impales Dillon.  His twitching body dwindles and eventually dies.    

Ock rips the weapon from Exodus and crushes it in his arms. 

“I don’t need a weapon to best the two of you,” says Exodus.  “I am a weapon!”

Exodus uses his powers to throw Macendale off his glider and into a wall.  The mutant’s mind then takes control of the glider.  The transport races toward its owner and lodges into his chest.  Hobgoblin’s dead body hangs from the glider, which is wedged into a structure’s exterior. 

“I seem to remember this happening before to another goblin. . .” smiles Exodus. 

Exodus faces Doctor Octopus.  The arms of Octopus begin to curl into themselves.

“I. . . can’t. . . control. . . my. . . arms. . .” struggles Octopus.

“You are correct,” says Exodus, in a matter of fact manner.

The villain is crushed by his own appendages. 

“Americans, or not, you are still only mere humans. . .”

Exodus grins and teleports away.

UNIVERSE BOWL VI: CHAPTER XXIII: A BOMBARDMENT OF BASHING AND BRAVADO

            Entire buildings topple as a relentless cannonade of energy bursts and a fusillade of sheer strength are utilized by the combatants.  Doomslayer and Annihilus lock themselves together in an embrace of extinction while Eradicator and Vulcan grapple in a dance of destruction. 

“An ugly beast you are,” vocalizes Annihilus.  “An ugly death you deserve.”

Doomslayer bellows at the insult.  The hybrid throws Annihilus through one of the buildings, shattering a tunnel of glass, plaster, mortar and steel.  Before Annihilus can shake the effects of this pummeling, Doomslayer repeatedly crushes the Anthrosian with a barrage of blows.  If not for the insectoid exoskeleton armor worn by Annihilus, the alien would have been destroyed ten times over. 

***

Vulcan sees Eradicator’s body screaming toward him.  Gabriel Summers immediately encases himself in a force field and manipulates the layer so that it becomes a clear sheen against his body.  Eradicator grabs Vulcan and smashes him through a building’s interior.  Although Vulcan feels the impact, he does not experience true pain because of his protective coating. 

Vulcan eventually gains his wits and attempts to siphon the energy from Eradicator.  Eradicator is struck by the blast and falls to the ground, destroying the concrete in a twenty yard circumference emitting from the impact.  Vulcan then projects a burst of energy that throws Eradicator through a tower, shredding it in the process and toppling it to the ground. 

***

            The Lord of the Negative Zone wields his cosmic control rod in order to destroy Doomslayer.  The first blast from the rod is only a hindrance to the Doomsday entity.  Annihilus determines that the second use of his weapon must be more effective.  Annihilus does not hold back the rod’s power and he unleashes the full cosmic powers of the weapon upon Doomslayer.  The beast screams in agony before his body shudders and then explodes.

Annihilus cackles and is suddenly struck from behind by Eradicator.   Eradicator flips Annihilus around so that the alien faces his own cosmic control rod. 

“Let’s see how you like it,” coldly states Eradicator.

Eradicator uses the rod to manipulate the molecular structure of Annihilus.  Annihilus becomes discombobulated and is then struck by a concussive force that shatters the essence of his being and kills him.  Eradicator soars from the ended skirmish toward the remaining mutant.

“It is but you and I now,” chides Vulcan. 

Eradicator uses his computer-like analytical ability again and without a sound flies at Vulcan.  Vulcan shoots an energy blast at Eradicator, who shrugs off the strike.  Eradicator uses his newfound weapon, which he is able to control due to his enhanced abilities, and disrupts the protective shield around Vulcan.  Before Summers can react, a fist smashes through his skull.  The Kryptonian entity shakes Vulcan’s body from his hand and flies away.

UNIVERSE BOWL VI: CHAPTER XXII: TALK OF THE TELEPATHS

            The telepaths of the Horsemen look to one another and speak without moving their lips.  Their minds chime with the words pushed through their silent powers.

I see many conclusions to this battle; most not appeasing to our side, says Exodus to a hovering Phoenix.

Like all timelines though, there are alternates to which we can attempt to edge toward, answers Phoenix.

There is not, interrupts Professor X.  I believe the outcomes all lead to only one finale. . . an end where the Royal Highness is triumphant.

I, myself, believe that the streams flow toward a victory for the Horsemen of Apokolips, returns Exodus.

Enough banter gentlemen, orders Phoenix.  We will settle this debate on the battlefield.

As will we, sister, says Vampire Jean Grey.  You may be a more powerful incarnation of myself, but even you are no match for what follows.

Your hubris will be your undoing, states Phoenix. As it is with all your vampire kind. 

In battle shall we meet, Grey invites.

And to that I shall look forward to, responds Phoenix.

UNIVERSE BOWL VI: CHAPTER XXI: BLACK ATTACK

             BL Yoda races back to his Horsemen teammates.

“On the verge of losing his mind, he is,” says the Jedi Master to his comrades. ”The dark side to Joseph has it engulfed.”

“If we lose him, what chance do we stand?” asks Hope Summers.

“We cannot dwell on what might occur,” states Exodus.  “We need to focus on only one thing. . . winning the Bowl.”

“If Joseph is lost,” rasps Annihilus, “do we have others to replace his abilities?”

“Did we lose everyone on the Technodrome?” asks Vulcan.

“All three LMDs,” states BL Thanos.  “We were able to convert the two advanced models, but the third was lost in the ship’s destruction.”

“No additional element of surprise then,” says Vulcan.

“We don’t need surprise,” claims Phoenix.  “We succeed on sheer power alone.”

Annihilus points to the sky.  The team follows his outstretched arm and looks above to view BL Dumbledore flying to his team’s section of the city. 

BL Yoda and BL Thanos take to the air.

***

BL Albus Dumbledore stops and hovers.  The wizard lantern faces BL Yoda and BL Thanos.

“I am not surprised to see you among the survivors,” states Dumbledore to Thanos, “especially since you have attempted to hide the continued existence of both Pryor and I assume Summers.  I have already notified my team through my connection with Professor X.”

Thanos grins in response to the conclusions of his enemy.

“A cultivated assumption, Dumbledore,” says Thanos.

“My team is ready for all you tried to hide and we have in place a counter for all of your trickery,” quips Dumbledore.

“Smart you think your team to be; fate shall only tell.  Victorious in your prior battle you may be,” says BL Yoda, “but prevail in the war you shall not.” 

BL Yoda ignites his lightsaber and projects a black shield from his ring.  BL Dumbledore replies by swishing his wand in one hand, while creating an energy sword construct in the other.  BL Thanos simply hovers, contemplating his next educated move.

“So, we are evenly matched aren’t we my friends,” says BL Dumbledore. 

“Not even close,” responds BL Thanos. 

BL Thanos and BL Yoda soar toward Dumbledore.  BL Yoda reaches Dumbledore first. Dumbledore’s sword construct strikes Yoda’s shield, while Yoda’s lightsaber glances off of Dumbledore’s casted spell.   Thanos rushes into the fray and projects a cosmic energy blast, which Dumbledore barely manages to escape. Hogwarts’ Headmaster twists his body and focuses on Yoda again.

“Expelliarmus!” shouts Dumbledore.  “Expelliarmus!!!”

Yoda’s lightsaber flies from his deadened hand, followed by his shield, which dissipates at the connection loss to his ring. 

The Jedi Master calmly floats, looking at his enemy.

“Expelliarmus,” whispers Dumbledore.

Yoda look down in disbelief at his finger.  The ring floats in front of his inanimate eyes.  Yoda fades into dust.

Dumbledore turns to the location of Thanos.

“And now for you,” begins Dumbledore.

“I doubt that,” says Thanos as he unleashes congruent beams of ring and cosmic energies that shred Dumbledore’s body and ring, ripping him apart. 

Thanos, knowing that he is one of two remaining Horsemen members who will enter the final graveyard should he fail in this fight, flies toward his team.

UNIVERSE BOWL VI: CHAPTER XX: SWORDS AND SORCERY

           Madelyne Pryor, anxious to enter into the final skirmish between the teams since she was strategically sidelined for the previous battles, is one of the first combatants to arrive into the fray.  She psychokinetically shifts her physical form into the astral plane and moves from the eastern section of the city to the middle where she anticipates the enemy to be.  Pryor’s skills push her to an exit next to where Paul Atreides is stationed across the street. 

           Before Atreides can react to Pryor’s physical existence appearing back in reality, the mutant clone manipulates a structure’s plate glass window pane and projects the broken shards at the Dune inhabitant.  Atreides manages to escape the brunt of the barrage, but is cut in several places.   He shrugs off his pain and grabs a large piece of glass.  He expertly launches it at Pryor’s face, but she manages to disperse a protective shield, using her abilities.  In response to the assault, Pryor telekinetically tosses Atreides away from his sheltered area.  Atreides shakes away the fog from his crash’s impact.  Pryor saunters across the street to where Atreides is crouching.

“I am recognized by some as the Goblin Queen,” say Pryor.  “Atreides. . . meet my king.”

The Witch King of Angmar infiltrates the scene and holds up his blade.  The duo meet one another on the corner of the street and the pair steadily walk toward Atreides.  Clearly outmatched, Atreides hurtles through the broken window to which he just escaped his maiming.  Pryor is the first to move through the window.  Atreides pitches his entire body from the floor with a jagged piece of glass, severing the carotid artery of Pryor.  Pryor grabs her throat as the blood flows through her fingers.

“How could you not see that coming,” asks Atreides, “witch!”

Pryor falls to the ground, dead.  Atreides slowly stands and sees the leader of the Nazgul pace through the opening.  The two enter into a rhythmic staccato dance of blades.  Eventually, the sheer power alone is too much for Muad’Dib and he is run through with the Ringwraith’s blade.  The Lord of Sauron screeches in triumph.  As the Witch King treads down the street, leaving a dead Atreides behind, BL Dumbledore flies to the scene.

            “I have fought many the likes of you,” says Dumbledore.  “More powerful even than what you believe yourself to be. . .”

            The Black Captain raises his blade, ready to fight.

“Imperio!” directs Dumbledore. 

The Witch King throws himself on his own blade.  The Nazgul attempts to free himself from his sword, but Dumbledore does not allow this action to occur.  While the Witch King struggles, Dumbledore repeatedly crushes him with lantern constructs.   A dilapidated Witch King is destroyed. Dumbledore smiles a crooked grin.

“. . . and all have failed in their endeavors against me,” finishes Dumbledore as he flies away. 

UNIVERSE BOWL VI: CHAPTER XIX: SECRETS AND SUBTERFUGE

            A stunned Joseph looks toward BL Dumbledore.  Dumbledore smiles and flies away.  Joseph realizes he has no time to ponder what transpired and begins to work so that he may reach the final battle in time.

***

            The two teams begin to converge upon the city through the use of the teleportation circles.  The Horsemen reach the eastern part of the landscape, while the Highness crew reaches the western section. 

            “Where is Joseph?” asks Exodus.

            “Find him I will,” states BL Yoda.  “Sense his presence close do I.”  The deadened Jedi Master rises above the crowd and soars away. 

            “When will the others be here?” asks Hope Summers.

            “Your family will arrive shortly,” states Exodus.

            BL Thanos, Annihilus, Phoenix, the Witch King of Angmar, Hope Summers and Exodus surround the teleportation circle.  A beam of light emits from the round plate. Vulcan and Madelyn Pryor appear.

            “Our ruse seems to have worked,” states BL Thanos.  “There is no way that they expect your presence at this juncture of the match, especially when four of their group will report otherwise.”

            “A perfect use of Life Model Decoys 1 and 2,” states Pryor.  “The enhancements and super-human modifications created by the Anti-Monitor worked perfectly.  Too bad I lost the wand although something had to be sacrificed to assure our goal.”

            “I can’t wait to see the faces on the Royal Highness team when they realize what has transpired,” states Vulcan.  “. . . and at your survival too,” states Gabriel Summers, looking at BL Thanos.

            The Witch King of Angmar holds up his sword and screeches.

UNIVERSE BOWL VI: CHAPTER XVIII: BREAKING BAD BEARS

            The pimpmobile races down the road toward the Playoff Planet’s city region.  The enhanced radio installed by the Care Bears continues to play their favorite music group.

I wanna rock right now,
I wanna, I wanna rock right now;
I wanna, I wanna rock right now, now, now,
Rock right now.

I wanna, I wanna rock right now;
I wanna, I wanna rock right now;
I wanna, I wanna rock right now.

            Friend Bear thrashes her head up and down.  She notices four figures in red and black robes floating above the road approximately two hundred yards in front of the vehicle.

            “What the f#ck is that?!?” asks Friend Bear.

            “They aren’t motherf#ckin’ squirrels this time,” answers Bedtime Bear.

            “Wish, stop the ride!” orders Friend Bear.

            Wish Bear presses the brake pedal to the floor and the car screeches to a halt.  Wish saunters up the car seat next to her teammates.  The three bears stare at the beings and slowly reach under the seat and into the glove compartment, looking for the stashed weapons. 

***

            The Q Continuum, being q, Q2, True Q and Lady Q, inspect the bears. 

            “It defies all logic,” starts True Q, “that these creatures survive.”

            “The odds are against such an event from occurring,” states Lady Q.

            “Yet the event has occurred,” states q.

***

            “Hey,” says Wish Bear, now armed with a glock, “let’s take these punk a$$ b%&ches out!”

***

            The Anti-Monitor slows and looks to his companions, Phoenix, Hope Summers and Exodus.

            “It is time,” the Anti-Monitor says.  In the blink of an eye, the entity has vanished.

***

            The Anti-Monitor arrives, sandwiched between the Q Continuum and Care Bears. 

            “Yeah, b%&ches,” shouts Wish Bear.  “Now you’re gonna die!”

            The Q Continuum turns their focus from the bears to the Anti-Monitor, who floats directly before them.

            “This point has been foretold,” states q.

            “There is no other viable conclusion,” expresses Lady Q.

            “Your foretold conclusion is the only matter of substance at this time,” says the Anti-Monitor.  “You may ponder your existences as nearly omnipotent and immortal, but you lack the recognition that I am the one who has destroyed the infinite universes.  I have ripped apart thousands of worlds and killed millions of beings.  Four more deaths mean nothing to me.”

            The Q Continuum and Anti-Monitor refuse to hold back an ounce of their abilities.  Teleportation, time travel and various intergalactic powers reign over the match.  The Continuum, in a single act together, combines their instantaneous matter transformation powers in an attempt to overwhelm the Anti-Monitor.  In response, the Anti-Monitor absorbs the energies surging through the Continuum.  A bright light emits from the combatants and in a solitary instant, both sides disappear in a flash. 

            “Holy sh@t,” starts Wish Bear.

            “The Anti-Monitor is. . . gone,” finishes Bedtime Bear.

            “But so are those goofy motherf#ckers,” says Friend Bear.  “His sacrifice will be remembered by all on the Horsemen team. . . . . . . okay, enough of that sh#t, let’s party!!!”

            Bedtime Bear pushes the stereo system’s button.

Let me see your body rock,
Shakin' from the bottom to the top;
Freak to what the DJ drop,
We be the ones to make it hot.
(To make it hot).

Electric shock, energy like a billion watts,
Space be boomin', the speakers pop;
Galactic comb, we missed a spot,
We bumpin' your parkin’ lot.

***

            “I’m back my friend,” hollers BL Albus Dumbledore from the air.  “I wanted to get you before the final battle commences so we can stand alongside one another.”

            The wizard lantern looks down and notices the devastated body of the green lizard splattered against the roadway.

            “Oh, Yoshi. . .” 

            Dumbledore inspects the body and uses a spell to see the replay of his companion’s death. 

***

            “That was dope!” shouts Bedtime Bear.

            “Time to roll,” says Friend Bear.

            The bears turn the radio up and start the car. They only drive a short distance before they see a lone figure in the road. . . with a submarine being levitated above him.

            “What the f#ck is that?!?” asks Friend Bear.

            “Not a squirrel!!!” answers Bedtime Bear. “It’s Joseph. . . with a f#ckin’ submarine.”

            The bears drive up beside the mutant.

            “Alright, Joseph!” shouts Friend Bear.  “Bring your a$$ to this fight!”

            Joseph smiles at the admiration of his teammates.

            “Drive ahead,” instructs Joseph.  “I will follow behind with this.”

            “Yes!!!!!” screams Wish Bear.

            The bears slowly drive about one half mile ahead of the mutant.

***

Rock that body, come on, come on,
Rock that body, rock that body;
Rock that body, come on, come on,
Rock that body.

            The bears listen to their radio and fail to notice that a desiccated husk has flown to their location.

            “Expelliarmus,” whispers BL Dumbledore.

            Joseph loses his magnetic link with the submarine.  The maritime vessel rocks and begins to fall directly on top of the pimpmobile.  The bears look up and in a rhythmic, slow motion dance begin to scream.

            “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--” says Friend.

            “UUUUUUUUUUUUU--” says Bedtime.

            “CCCCCCCCCCCCCC--” says Wish.

            The submarine crashes on the pimpmobile leaving a gruesome wreckage of vintage automobile parts, submarine machinery and bear stuffing.         Joseph’s mouth gapes at the carnage.