The Outsiders are Mace Windu (designated leader), Jack Baur, Skorponock & Lord Zarock, Beast Boy, Nova: The Herald of Galactus, Twisted Mentat #1, and Fremen #1-30.
The Legion of Doom is Paul Atreides (designated leader), Darth Bain, T-X, The Sinister 6 (Dr. Octupuss, Sandman, Electro, Mysterio, Vulture, & Hobgoblin), The Eradicator, Weapon Omega, Metroplex, Atreides Soldier #11-24, Apocylypse, The Blob, Queen Xenomorph #1 & 2.
The noble born Paul Atreides was basically given free reign this week by head coach King Richard to establish a true "dessert power", just like he was taught to do by his father Duke Leto. Without saying a word to each other Senior Jedi Master Mace Windu and The Ancient Sith Lord Darth Bain pop open their purple and red lightsabers and begin a battle to which the possible outcome has been discussed by every jedi youngling and young dark side adept in the galaxy. They fight fiercely with one using the force as his ally and the other with the force bending to his will. This is not a battle that will end quickly. The two bases from which the teams started from both transform from their city like alter egos into amazingly huge robots and then Scorponok and Metroplex begin to battle. The Fremen who seem to have disapeared into the dunes are invisible to all but one of their own. Paul, who knows the ways of the Fremen as if he was born to them leads his group of ultra loyal Atreides Soldiers and Weapon Omega into the den of the Fremen. The Fremen pop up to fight them but also draw the attention of the 2 Queen Xenomorphs and T-X. The Fremen move in and around the sand with unbelievable ease with Fremen #16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, & 23 killing the Queen Xenomorphs in a suicide mission screaming "Shai Halud"; without even caring that as they killed the aliens with their bear hands and crysknives they would be covered in acid and killed. T-X manages to kill 4 more Fremen before they rip the thinking machine completely apart and 9 Atreides soldiers manage to kill 4 Fremen before the last of them lay dead. Weapon Omega takes out 3 before he ends up getting a crysknife in the neck, but when the dust of holy sands clear the only Fremen remaining is the greatest Fremen fighter to ever grace the sands. Paul Maud'ib, who by his own hand killed 11 hardened Fremen dessert fighters gives the truly holy sacrifice of giving water to the dead as 1 single tear drips off of his face after killing so many of his brethren. Nova and Eradicator both take to the air and begin flying around each other at speeds that can not even be deciphered by the human eye while Jack Baur has the twisted mentat run a projection of how they can go about winning this battle now that their group of Fremen fighters has been wiped out. The Twisted mentat after an almost instant calculation of every possible battle plan tells Jack that the only possible way of winning rests on Jack Baur and Beast Boy taking out the entire Sinister 6. The mentat tells him that retreat is one of the best possible options. Jack tries to attack the mentat but Beast Boy turns into a huge gorilla and stands in his way. Jack looks at Beast Boy, thinks twice and says calmly "come on we've got a job to do". The Blob, which cannot stand the cold is in the perfect environment for it to thrive as it moves around the dessert. Both teams stay as far away from the alien creature as possible for fear of being totally consumed. The twisted mentat is rapidly trying to figure out a way to get the blob to a colder area when Apocylypse crushes in the head of the Tlielaxlu twisted human computer with his huge metal foot. Scorponok sticks his scorpion tail into the chest of Metroplex, wounding him badly but the slightly larger Metroplex uses the rest of his remaining might to bring down his huge fists on the shoulders of Scorponok, breaking his back away from his neck killing him. Lord Zarock, the head of Scoponok who was virtually unharmed by this attack, transforms back into robot form and jumps on to the chest of metroplex firing his lazer gun into the wound of the giant robot, completely disabling his circuitry. Metroplex and Scorponok join each other in death. Jack Baur rides in on Beast Boy in the form of a green camel which then turns into an Arabian horse and speedily rides in toward the Sinister 6. Baur puts a .357 Sig from his P226 right between the eyes of the Vulture and then jumps off of the horse as it turns back into a gorrilla which then throws Jack into Doc Ock. Beast Boy turns into a bald eagle and starts chasing Hobgoblin on his glider. He catches him and turns into a King Cobra that wraps around his body and bites his neck killing him. Beast Boy jumps off the glider that is going out of control and turns into a flying squirrel. He begins gliding over to where Mysterio is and gets over top of him. Once he is over top of Mysterio he turns into a hippo and lands on top Mysterio, breaking every bone in Mysterio's body. Doc Ock grabs Baur with his tennacles and begins to squeeze but Jack fights through the pain and manages to pull the knife out of his right boot, he then throws it into Doc Ock's neck. Sandman turns into a sandstorm which picks up Lord Zarock and throws him to the ground. Sandman then lands a couple of huge punches and then jumps over the transformer right before he makes his body as hard as cement in order to crush the decepticon. The Eradicator and Nova, who have been battling in the air for some time finally realize that her cosmic blasts and his eye beams are not going to get the job done. Nova comes in a little closer but The Eradicator uses his strength to grab a hold of the cosmic being who any normal human would not be able to get near with out burning their face off and then snaps her neck. Beast Boy then jumps over the slab that is Sandman and turns into a Brontosaurus which breaks the slab apart. Although Sandman then just reforms himself into a Sandstorm. Beast Boy turns back into a flying Squirrel and just allows the storm to take its course while he flails around unharmed. Sandman turns back into himself and tries to punch Beast Boy numerous times but Beast Boy, who is now a kangeroo dodges everyone of them. Sandman tries his cement slab trick again but that is exactly what Beast Boy was waiting for. He turns into a hummingbird to get out of the way and then turns into a blue whale once he is above Sandman. Beast Boy opens up his huge mouth and swallows the slab whole. Beast Boy, who has successfully killed Sandman lays on the ground, now in human form choking on the extremely dry meal he just had. He turns into a robin to fly away and try to regroup. Electro blasts Jack Baur with electricity knocking him to the ground. Jack, who realizes that killing Electro is the only thing that stands in the way of the very hard task of defeating the Sinister 6 along with Beast Boy gets up and starts running toward him. Electro charges himself with electricity but Jack, who has been electrocuted about 75,000 times makes himself fight through the pain as he beats Electro to death with his fists creating a bloody mess in the sand. It takes Apocylypse to pull Jack off of the villain who throws Jack into the area that the blob has taken over. The Blob consumes the battered Jack Baur. Finally back to the "Bain Event". Mace Windu knocks the lightsaber out of Darth Bain's hands and kicks him several feet away. Lord Bain gets up and attempts to shoot Mace with Sith lightning but it is blocked by Mace's purple lightsaber. Master Windu directs the Sith Lightning back at Bain which at first inflicts much pain on him but actually serves the purpose of melting the crustaceans off of Bain and actually healing his disease with the combined powers of the force's light and dark sides working to kill the parasite. Darth Bain uses the force to bring his lightsaber back to him and charges the Jedi Master. Darth Bain's cure is short lived as Mace Windu kicks the red lightsaber out of the hands of Lord Bain and then relieves the Sith Lord of his head. The exhausted Jedi looks around as Paul begins to lead the remainder of his team toward him, but then a green Pterydactyl grabs Mace by the shoulders and begins to take the advice of their twisted mentat. Beast Boy and Mace Windu escape with their lives.
THE LEGION OF DOOM IS VICTORIOUS!
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8 comments:
valiant effort by the outsiders you put up quite a fight had i not had paul you may have won. better luck next time. also i think the jedi council should test master windu for performance enhancing substances because he is not a match for lord bain unless he is hopped up on steroids and even then its questionable because hes black. hugs and kisses the one known as awesome
I suppose it's a good thing that one was posted as anonymous. You might need some sensitivity counseling. Bad dog!
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It won't happen Matt. You still have to play Pete.
"Master Windu directs the Sith Lightning back at Bain which at first inflicts much pain on him but actually serves the purpose of melting the crustaceans off of Bain and actually healing his disease with the combined powers of the force's light and dark sides working to kill the parasite."
OK SO TO GET STARTED THIS IS COMPLEATLY FLAWED IF MASTER WINDU REFLECTED THE SITH LIGHTNING BACK AT BANE IT WOULD NOT HEAL HIM OF HIS PARASITES. THEY WOULD FEED UPON THE FORCE FROM THE LIGHTNING FLOWING THROUGH THEM, INFINITELY IMPOWERING THE SITH LIGHTNING INTO A STORM THAT WOULD CONSUME BOTH WINDU AND BANE. AND THE ORBALISK'S WOULD SWELL IN SIZE FROM FEEDING ON SO MUCH FORCE THE WOULD EXPLODE IN THEIR SHELL RELEASING VERY DEADLY TOXIN INTO BANES BODY WEAKENING HIM INTO A FORCE COMA WERE HE WOULD HAVE A FEW DAYS TO LIVE.
it happend in the second book only difference was it was a force field reflecting the lightning at bane instead of a light saber
BOTTOM LINE THEY WOULD BOTH BE DEAD
SPECTATOR AND BANE EXTRAORDINAIRE,
DR.NATHAN HEADLEE
Maybe he did only have a few days to live? We will never know since he decided to go and get his head chopped off. The force works in mysterious ways Dr. Headlee, perhaps it had something to do with an absolute force overload? Nothing in the universe can withstand an infinite amount of force power without overloading. But hey; I am merely a witness. I do not pretend to have the infinite knowledge on any subject that I am sure is just brimming out of you on a minute by minute basis; but Sometimes when you are transported to an alternate dimension to watch a fight between beings with powers that are difficult to comprehend you are suprised at the outcome. Different things happen during different fights, so past precedent is not really an issue here; but I am sure you already knew that because you are really smart. On a side note The Fantasy Fantasy League in no way endorses the racist comments made by anonymous. I heard on the internet that Rev. Jeremiah Wright is coming out of retirement to do a sermon about you.
Caps Lock: Cruise Control For Cool
Caps Lock? Is that what that was, I thought it was just Lord Bain himself directing his anger through his Sith apprentice Lord Headlee. Hmmm. I guess I need to look into this "cruise control for cool" method and stop holding down shift all the time.
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