Better Than All of You Vs. Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos

Better Than All of You is Predator #1-12, Thanos, Green Lantern, Mephisto, The Terminator (from T-1), The Terminator (from T-2), Terminator #1-17, Agent Smith, NS-5 #1-22, Lex Luthor, Ghost Rider, The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, The Blues Brothers, Dozer #4 & 6.



Hannah Montana........ are Ellen Ripley, The Colonial Marines: Gunnery Sgt. Apone, Lt. Gorman, Bishop 341-B, Corp. Hicks, PFC Hudson, Corp. Ferro, Corp. Dietrich, PFC Spunkmeyer, PFC Vasquez, Pvt. Drake, Pvt. Frost, Pvt. Crowe, & Pvt. Wierzbowski, Dave Bowman (Starchild), HAL 9000, Frank Poole, Karallen, The Terminator (from T-3), IG-88, Angel, Qui Gonn Jinn, Gen. Grevious, Agamemnon & Juno, Dante, Xerxes, Tlaloc, Luminara Unduli & Barress Offee, Octane, Trax, Erasmus, Bizarro Superman, Android Human Torch, Steel, Warf, Star Ship Trooper #100, Ms. Marvel, Capt. Steven Hiller, John Turner, Vorian Atreides, Lazarus Long, Maxima, Metroid #1-16, Bail Organa, Brangelina w/ Shiloh, Maddox, Pax, & Zahara, Spider-Man, Tarful, Willow Rosenburg, Albus Dumbledore, Sydney Pouttier, Micheal Vick, Harry Potter, Paul Atreides Ghola, Bashar Miles Teg, Clone Trooper #100, Zam Wessell, Blue Beetle, Saladin, Sir Winston Churchill, Joe Frazier, Mohammed Ali, Jedi Master #21-26, Bryan Beckerman, Dora w/ Backpack & Boots, Dozer #1, Hannah Montana, & Jar Jar Binks.

HAL 9000 has been bolted to the bottom of Agamemnon and radio linked to Erasmus who is on board Octane who is in the form of a comercial jet, acting as the team's command ship. Also on board Octane is Ellen Ripley, The Colonial Marines, Frank Poole, Karallen, Qui Gonn, Luminara & Barress, Warf, Steven Hiller, Turner, Vorian Atreides, Bail Organa, Brangelina & the kids, Spider Man, Tarful, Willow, Sydney Pouttier, Micheal Vick, Paul, Zam Wessell, Blue Beetele, Saladin, Churchill, Frazier, Ali, The Jedis, Beckerman, & Hannah. Octane is radio linked to Trax who is carrying Lazarus Long, Dumbledore, the Dozer, Dora, Boots, & Jar Jar (He's in the trunk). They have the Starship Trooper secured to the bottom of the Flying corvette and the clone on top for extra fire power. Warf along with Vorian Atreides reports to Senator Organa "All systems are go sir, ae have a much larger force than the enemy, this battle should not be a problem". Jar Jar says from the trunk "Wesa gotta grand army". Better Than All of You is free floating but Green Lantern is keeping everyone in close with his power ring. Agent Smith says to Luthor "Are you sure Cobra Commander's plan is going to work"? "It seems like a waste of resources to me" Ghost Rider says. "It will work " says Thanos before Luthor can answer. Luthor gives the signal and Green Lantern throws all 19 Terminators and 22 NS-5's at Octane. The 36 robots begin ripping pieces off of Octane, The Terminator (from T-3) is on top of the plane but he is destroyed by his fellow Terminators. Steel and Bizarro fly in to help out but most of the team members who are flying around are afraid to shoot because they do not want to harm Octane or the people on board. The Cymek's fly in to help but Erasmus tells HAL 9000 not to let them shoot for the same reason. The robots begin to breach the hull of Octane and Qui Gonn orders everyone to put on space suits but then phaze 2 of Head Coach Cobra Commander's plan begins. The Terminators (from T-1 & T-2) begin attacking some of the Terminators next to them. They rip out the unstable nuclear core of the Terminators around them and then they deliberately rupture the cores and throw them into small holes that they have made in the ship. The 2 Terminators then each grab a hold of another Terminator and an NS-5 and jump off. Qui Gon, the other 8 jedi's, & the marines put on all of their space gear to go out and fight the robots but it is to late for anyone to get far enough away as the small nuclear reactors blow up and kill all of the Terminators, NS-5's, Octane, and everyone on board. Green Lantern now throws the 12 Predators on top of Tlaloc. Agamemnon orders the other 4 Titans to fall back as The Predators rip apart the huge Titan, but not before Tlaloc destroys Predators #6, 8, 9, 11, & 12. Agamemnon warns his followers to stay away from similar suicide attacks but Xerxes is to slow as Green Lantern throws the Predators on to him next. Agamemnon screams "Xerxes you fool, you have failed the Titans once again" into the communicator that is being pumped into the speakers of all the other Cymeks. He then orders to open fire and Agamemnon, Juno, & Dante all blow away their own fellow Titan in order to kill the Predators. Agamemnon says "I am glad to be rid of that idiot" as the other Cymeks follow the now enraged leader into battle. HAL 9000, from the bottom of Agamemnon is computing the best way for the now depleted team to defeat the squad. Gen. Grevious is hanging on to IG-88 with his two arms as the robot flies in to fight the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Over the last week HAL 9000 developed a plan to rebuild the 2 arms of Grevious that were destroyed but Lazarus Long who volunteered for the job did not have time to repair him (you never seem to be in a hurry when you are immortal). but none the less without Grevious needing a place to plant his feet while floating in space he is still wielding 3 lightsabers and a gun as IG-88 throws him onto the Marshmallow Man. The robot and the cyborg then use their lazer powered weapons to destroy Stay Puft who is moving even slower in space than he did in New York. The plan was for Trax and his passengers to hang back and direct the rest of the team but with their depleted forces Dumbledore, Lazarus, and Dora decide that they are going to need to take a more active role in the fight. Trax flies up toward Mephisto with Harry Potter acting as their wing man in his full space gear riding on his broom. The 2 troopers fire at Mephisto but he easily blocks it with a shield of Hell fire. Mephisto blasts the two troopers off of Trax and melts them and their armor until their is nothing left. Trax flies around for another pass with Dumbledore on the inside working hard to not allow the powers of Mephisto to penetrate the metal of the Autobot they are riding in. Trax swerves out of the way and begins to circle back which is where the real plan comes in. Harry Potter who was shadowed by the winged corvette blasts the unsuspecting Mephisto with his wand as Mephisto is still focusing his energy on Trax. This sends Mephisto flying backward. Mephisto regains his composure but he is then suprised once again when it is not wizardry or witchcraft that kills him but the front end of a corvette colliding with his face that does him in. The Starchild feels that he can not take Thanos alone so he brings Human Torch and Ms. Marvel along as well. Human Torch tries to throw some flames at Thanos but he dodges out of the way with 10 times the speed of the android and blasts Human Torch apart. Dave Bowman then flies through Thanos in and intangible state that renders him useless for about 15 seconds which is time enough for Ms. Marvel to land about 20 brick crushing punches into Thanos. As the mighty Thanos is shaking off these blows Bowman then sticks his hand into the face of Thanos causing him no pain whatsoever as Bowman's hand and Thanos' head become one in a state that does not really exist in our plane of existence. Ms. Marvel sticks her hand in as well to join them in this cosmic state, but as Bowman removes his hand first it becomes pretty messy as Ms. Marvel uses her super- human strength to pull her fist out of the now solidified head of Thanos breaking every bone in her own hand but ripping out the brain of Thanos. Agent Smith is flying around dodging the ranged attacks of the Titans when HAL 9000 begins crunching the numbers on what would be the best way to defeat the Super-Agent. Agent Smith flies in with incredible speed and lands on top of Juno. Agamemnon will not give the same order to fire on the being whom he has had a love affair with for over a thousand years which is why Agent Smith is able to pound through the Titan and rip out Juno's brain. Agamemnon is furious as he flies at Smith in a complete rage. He grabs the Agent and discovers that despite what HAL 9000 is telling him from underneath his hull; computer programs can feel pain as he drags out the torcherous death of Agent Smith by opting not to use rockets but by dissecting him with lazers as he holds Agent Smith in the firm grasp of his huge robotic extension arms. Dante finally helps out by blowing off Smith's head reminding his general that their is more work to do. Angel is on the back of Bizarro as they fly in to fight Ghost Rider. Ghost Rider is ripping through space on his bike leaving a firey trail behind him. Bizarro is not exactly a tactical genius so he decides that the best course of action would be to fly head on into Ghost Rider's motorcycle. He does this but right before they impact Angel jumps over the handle bars and pulls Ghost Rider off of the bike by his neck. The impact of the bike on Bizarro does not exactly feel good but Bizarro is not in nearly as bad of shape as the crushed & demolished motorcycle. Angel and Ghost Rider are fiercely fighting one another as they float through space but then Angel thinks that Bizarro must have forgotten who was on his team as Bizarro pulls Angel off of Ghost Rider and throws him. As Angel rights himself he sees Bizarro flying back over to save him. Bizarro says "Hello Friend" to Angel as Angel realizes that Bizarro was actually just throwing Angel out of the way so he could use his freeze vision to completely destroy the firey spirit of vengeance inside Ghost Rider. All 16 Metroids begin to fly toward Lex Luthor but he uses his jet pack to evade them. He has trouble losing the 16 aliens until he flies over by the Blues Brothers who are pretty bummed to find out that there is no music in space. Lex Luthor opts not to help out his teammates as the metroids attack the Blues Brothers and the 2 dozers that they have in their pockets. The Blues Bros. try to throw the dozers to safety but Metroid #7 & 13 kill the 2 Dozers as Metroid #2 & 5 kill the Blues Bros. The other 12 Metroids continue to pursue Lex Luthor as Maxima and Steel go after Green Lantern. Luthor decides that he cannot run forever as he turns to fight the remaining metroids. He finds that when he hits them with enough power from his arm mounted lazer that he is able to kill them. He manages to kill Metroids #1, 3, 6, & 16 but when Bizarro and his new homie Angel fly up to help out their strange alien teammates, all they have to do is watch as Luthor is swarmed by the remaining Metroids. Steel and Maxima attack Green Lantern. Green Lantern is just as at home in space is he is anywhere else as he flies circles around his 2 opponents. He creates a giant hand that rips off Steel's mask exposing him to the harsh elements of space. Steel takes in a deep breath that freezes in his lungs about 1 minute later causing them to burst. Maxima punches Jordan in the stomach but he rolls with the punch. She begins flying at him again but he puts up a wall off green energy that blocks her from coming through. He then turns the wall into a huge net to restrain Maxima but before he can finish her off The Starchild followed closely behind by Trax, Harry Potter, Ms. Marvel, and IG-88 w/ Grevious show up to help. Ms. Marvel punches Jordan right after IG-88 shoots him with a couple of quick lazer blasts. Dumbledore and Harry Potter then simultaneousely cast a spell the Dumbledore just taught Harry the day before to retrieve powerful magic items. As they both cast the spell Green Lantern's power ring is pulled off of his finger for just a split second. In a perfectly timed manuever Trax flies by with Lazarus Long and Dora in their space suits hanging out the side of the car. Lazarus holds Dora out as Dora holds the open backpack out and catches the ring inside. Backpack says "yum yum yum yum yum yum yum"! Boots and the Dozer help pull them back inside Trax as Gevious finishes off the defenseless Green Lanter with a lightsaber through the chest.
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA'S "BEST OF BOTH WORLD'S" TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS IS VICTORIOUS!