George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Syracuse Valley

George Washington's Slaves are Yoda, Shaak Ti, Ki Adi Mundi, Jedi Master #1-15, Wedge Antilles, Adm. Ackbar, Cosmos, Beowolf, Thor, Collossus, Arisia, Martian Manhunter, Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee, Corbin Dallas, Crash Bandicoot, Bill Rizer & Lance Beam, Marty Mcfly, Bebop & Rocksteady, Jason Bourne, T-1000, Kyle Reese, Santa Claus w/ Rudolf, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, & Blitzen, Capt. Jame Tiberius Kirk, Starship Trooper #1-31, Wesley Willis, Gonzo & Camilla the Chicken, Larry, Moe, & Curly, Bender "Bending" Rodriguez, Jimmy Nuetron, Sonny Chiba, Sonny (from I-Robot), & Metroid #19 & 20.



The Syracuse Valley is Omega Red, Darth Maul, Sith Lord #4, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, & Ratbat, Master Chief, Venom, Sonic the Hedgehog & Tails, Bossk, Xenomorph #85-100, Kree Soldier #1-50, Moritani Soldier #1-15, Star Fox, Nightcrawler, Fire Bros. #1-10, Little Goomba #1-63, Navy Sailor #60-87, & Treasure Troll #4.



Almost all of George Washington's Slaves are inside Cosmos in his flying saucer form except for The Starship Troopers in their super-powered battle suits who are on top of the Autobot ready to attack. The only trooper not with them is Trooper #25 who is in the back of Santa's Sleigh. Beowolf which is acting as the wing man for Cosmos is off to the side. Also with Santa are Sonny and Corbin Dallas; flanking Santa and his custom space suit covered reindeer is Jimmy Nuetron in a small ship he devised over the last week which is barely big enough to carry Gen. Stonewall Jackson and his 2 new favorite crack troops the Contra Boys Bill Rizer and Lance Beam. They also did not trust the Metroids so they are floating outside as well. The Syracuse Valley, much to the dismay of their undesignated leader Master Chief do not have much of anything to ride in so they are basically free-floating in the depths of space on a small asteroid. Cosmos and his small convoy approach the meteor but Adm. Ackbar gives the order to hang back and play it safe. Treasure Troll #4 in an act of sheer genius decides to take off his space helmet to fix his purple hair. He dies shortly after this incident. Master Chief sees that he is going to have to begin the attack. He says "Lord Maul, I will send in the Xenomorphs first to divert the attention of their sentries then it is up to you to get inside after Rumble and Frenzy break through the hull". He then adds "Senior Chief Soundwave; have Rumble & Frenzy carry The Sith Lords to the ship then it is up to them to penetrate Cosmos, first they'll have to crack the shell then we'll crack the nuts inside". Soundwave ejects Rumble, Frenzy, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat. Rumble and Frenzy grab the Sith Lords by the shoulders and the 3 winged Decepticons grab the large cage that they are using to house the 16 Xenomorphs. They all fly over to Cosmos. Lazerbeak and his fellow tapes drop the cage over the top of Cosmos and then immediately fly back and dock inside the tape deck of Soundwave. The Xenomorphs drop on to the top of Cosmos but the Starship Troopers are already shooting them as they fall onto the ship and begin their attack. Adm. Ackbar, may be in charge of the fleet but Capt. Kirk is in charge of what goes on with the men inside Cosmos so he gives the following order. He says "Yoda, (long pause)........... take (short pause)... your jedi.... up top and assist the troopers. Hurry........ before it's to late". He then paused and jerked his head to the side and then quickly sat down in the chair that he made them bolt into Cosmos before they left the base". Casualties are high on both sides as the Starship Troopers battle with the Xenomorphs. The Troopers fire away but once the aliens get in close the tide of the battle turns. When the space suit covered Jedi get on top of the ship the only aliens remaining are #87, 91, & 99. These 3 Xenomorphs are standing in front of The 2 Sith Lords who Yoda views as the real threat until Rumble and Frenzy begin to pound there hammer arms into the hull of Cosmos. "By Odin, what in Asgard is going on out there" says Thor. Capt. Kirk and Adm. Ackbar then order Collossus, Arisia , & Martian Manhunter to check it out. The 3 of them fly out of the side hatch (Collossus is being carried by Martian Manhunter) and come around to attack them from behind. Yoda yells "attack we must" and without further instruction the Jedi Masters know exactly what to do. Jedi Mater #1-15 attack the 3 remaining Xenomorphs. The Xenomorph's manage to rip apart Master #3 & 8 before the Jedi kill them but then Jedi Masters #6,7, & 15 find out the hard way that a melee attack is not the best way to kill a Xenomorph as their concentrated acid blood eats away at their space suits, causing them to suffocate. Yoda tells Ki Adi Mundi and Shaak Ti "Handle the master I will, the apprentice should for you be defeatable". Yoda moves at Darth Maul in such a flurry that Maul can barely move fast enough to defend himself against the tiny Jedi. Yoda then jumps over Darth Maul's head using both the force and the anti-gravity environment to easily propel himself over the Sith and then stabs his lightsaber into his neck on the way down. Darth Rave looks on in amazement and for a second before he is attacked wonders if he has chosen the right side of the force to be on. Ki Adi and Shaak Ti move against Darth Rave in unison. Darth Rave has been trained very well when it comes to combat but is not exactly a true master of the force. He may have put up a fight against one of these 2 Jedi Council members but togeather they made very short work of him. Master Mundi ties up his red lightsabers and then Shaak Ti finishes him with a saber to the chest. Martian Manhunter Throws Collossus at Rumble and Frenzy and knocks them over but the damage is already done. The 2 Decepticons have destroyed the brain control function of Cosmos and the ship goes plummeting down. Capt. Kirk yells "Brace yourself". Jason Bourne looks at Marty Mcfly and says "doesn't anybody know how to fly this thing"! As he says this Wedge is already sitting at Cosmos' manual controls which he then uses to right the ship and put it back on course. Collossus manages to knock the two Decepticons away but they knock him sailing into space as well. Martian Manhunter then flies up on Rumble and rips his arm off. He then uses the arm of Rumble to pound the Decepticon to death. Arisia uses her power ring to create a huge green blade which she uses to cut Frenzy into several pieces. Nightcrawler Teleports right next to Collossus and grabs him before Martian Manhunter and Arisia can save him. Nightcrawler then teleports back to the asteroid, right in the middle of where the Kree Soldiers have congregated. Nightcrawler then teleports out of the way and lets the Kree attack his old X-Men pal. Collossus attempts to put up a fight against the strength increased Kree and manages to kill 8 of them by either crushing them or by destroying their nitrogen breathing apparatus but the Kree use their strength in numbers to overpower him. Master Chief yells "time for the second wave" Omega Red and Venom get on the back of Soundwave after he reejects Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat. Lazerbeak & Buzzsaw grab Sonic & Tails while Ratbat grabs Bossk. They all fly over to the ship while Nightcrawler has all 10 of the Fire Bros. touch him while he "Bamfs" himself and the Fire Bros. into the inside of Cosmos. This is relatively successful except 2 (#5 & 8) of the Fire Bros. do get caught up in the walls of Cosmos and die. Sonny Chiba jumps in to action and takes out Fire Bros. #1 & 2 with some wicked Kung Fu while Bebop and Rocksteady get killed by Fire Bros. #6 & 7 but not before Bebop takes out #9 & Rocksteady gets #10. Crash Bandicoot kills #3 and Kyle Reese uses his sawed-off 12 gauge to take out #4. Nightcrawler pulls out 3 swords and kills Curly with one of them but Jason Bourne kicks Nightcrawler in the chest. He disarms and distails (if that's a word) Nightcrawler by knocking his 3 swords to the ground but Nightcrawler teleports out of the way before Bourne can finish him off with his Glock. There is not really anywhere for him to teleport to though so right when he pops up he gets a mystical hammer to the head compliments of Thor. Ki Adi Mundi and Shaak Ti stay togeather as they; along with Jedi Masters #1 & 2 dodge the tennacles of Omega Red but they work their way inside and stab him with their 4 lightsabers. Capt. Kirk gives the order for all battle ready personal to go join the fight on top of the ship. Jason Bourne and Kyle Reese take advantage of the fact that Sonic can't move very fast in a space suit as they give him a good old fashioned Motor City Beat Down on top of Cosmos. Thor flies out into space and throws Mjonir into the chest of Soundwave destroying not just his spark but also that of Ravage who he had not yet ejected. Martian Manhunter and Arisia had so much fun wasting Soundwave's first 2 tapes that they decide to see how fast they can take out Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, & Ratbat. I didn't have a stop watch or anything, but it was pretty fast. Yoda brings his peeps Jedi Master #4, 5, & 9 along to cheer him on while he relieves Venom of his head releasing the alien symbiote back into space, while T-1000 who now looks exactly like Curly from the 3 Stooges shoves his sword-like arm into the head of Bossk after Bossk found his lazer gun to be quite useless against the liquid metal Terminator. Metroid #19 & 20 then fly in from underneath the ship and double up on Tails, sucking the life out of the little furball. Capt. Kirk orders everyone back into the ship and Adm. Ackbar gives the go ahead for the full frontal attack of Master Chief's asteroid while Wesley Willis is inside singing "the Autobot ship, the Autobot ship the autobot ship..... the autobot ship, This Autobot ship is named Cosmos, it flies around and carries in it lots of soldiers, they are good soldiers, they are gonna land on your asteroid and wup yo' ass; the autobot ship the autobot ship the autobot ship the autobot ship". Beowolf flies in and lands in the middle of the Navy Sailors. He easily takes out all 27 of them with a combination of artillery type attacks. Santa decides that he is going to take out the goombas. He does a fly by and Starship Trooper #25 opens fire taking them out by the dozens. Sonny then jumps out and starts jumping on their heads and killing them. On the next strafing run Corbin Dallas goes to jump out but Santa says "they got this handled just stay here with me, your good people". Wedge lands Cosmos on the asteroid and Adm. Ackbar says "Gen. Lee, prepare for ground assault". Star Fox leads the 42 remaining Kree soldiers against his enemies but they are no match for Gen. Lee and his 13 Jedi Masters who take out a total of 18 Kree, Thor who takes out 6 on his own, Arisia and Martian Manhunter who each take out 4, Crash Bandicoot who kills 1, Marty Mcfly who watches Jason Bourne take out 2 and Kyle Reese 1, T-1000 who wastes 3, Bender who bends 1, Gonzo, Kamilla, Larry, & Moe who quadruple team 1, and Gen. Lee himself who takes 1 out by slicing open the Kree Soldier's nitrogen suit with his calvary saber. Gen. Lee and his men are then about to be taken off guard by Star Fox who has called in the 15 Moritani Soldiers to attack from behind but then Gen. Lee's old buddy Stonewall Jackson has Jimmy Nuetron pop up in his little ship behind the Moritani and take them by suprise instead. Jimmy begins blasting the Nuetron cannons at them while the Contra Boys jump out and represent with their lazer guns (not my favorite Contra weapon but it would probably be the best one for space). Gen. Jackson and his homeboys easily take out the Moritani who are not very well-trained for space fighting. Star Fox refuses to give up and jumps right into the fray shooting Reese with his lazer gun but Thor and Martian Manhunter converge on him and rip him to pieces. Yoda then runs up to Master Chief blocking everything Master Chief shoots at him with his lightsaber and quickly finishes off The Syracuse Valley's fearless yet outgunned leader.
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!