The Right Wing Vs. The Syracuse Valley

The Right Wing is Poseidon, Kit Fisto, Ariel, Phibians #11-16, Mikhail Bakunin, Scrappy Doo, Jedi Knights #16 & 17, Silver Surfer, and Nick Houslander.

The Syracuse Valley is Master Chief, The Battletoads: Rash, Pimple, & Zit, Goomba #1, Xenomorphs #85-90 and Navy Sailors #60-71.

The Syracuse Valley is teleported into battle. They start firing on The Right Wing, who is already in the water. Before splashing down, Master Chief and the twelve Navy Sailors shoot Scrappy Doo and Phibians #15 and 16. The Jedi Knights deflect most of the oncoming blasts with their lightsabers. Once he hits the water, Master Chief struggles to stay afloat. Poseidon launches his trident at Master Chief and impales him as he begins to sink. Nick Houslander throws his razor-sharp Aerobie (which he brought specifically for this mission) as hard as he can. It zips through the air, slicing through Navy Sailor #69 as it continues to travel up into the night sky. It arcs back down relieving Zit of his head. Nick catches it without touching the sharp sides. Goomba #1 sinks to his doom, just like in the video games. The Valley’s six Xenomorphs turn the water red with blood as they rip through the ranks of The Right Wing. They kill all four remaining Phibians and Mikhail Bakunin, but lose Xenomorphs #86, 89, and 90 in the attack. Ariel swims circles around the Navy Sailors, stabbing Sailors #61, 63, 67, and 70 with her dinglehoppers she found earlier. Rash and Pimple uses their surfboards; and try to gain some momentum from some waves, but Silver Surfer flies by, blasting them both away showing them who truly ruled the surf. Kit Fisto leads Jedi Knights #16 and 17 against the Xenomorphs to finish them off. Kit uses his specially created lightsaber to cut Xenomorph #88 in half. The Knights use the Force to crush Xenomorphs #85 and 87. The final seven Sailors of The Syracuse Valley are then confronted with the awesome might of Poseidon. The god gives them a choice; flee now or perish. He shows them a sample of his power by creating a giant tidal wave that approaches behind them. Knowing they are greatly outmatched the Navy Sailors retreat.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!