Fantasy Fantasy League

BREAKING NEWS: LE' NAPOLEON'S BRIGADE PRESS CONFERENCE

In light of recent events, Head Coach of Le' Napoleon's Brigade, Napoleon Bonaparte, would like to hold a brief press conference before his team's upcoming quarterfinals match.

(In enters Napoleon, followed by key team members Alan Scott, Wonder Woman, Poison Ivy, Gandalf and Even Piell- because Napoleon didn't want to be the shortest person in the room.)

Good evening everyone: The reason I have called you all here tonight is to squash any rumors about our unfortunate loss in the water battle vs. Better Than All of You last week. Rumors have been spread between the locker rooms that Wonder Woman went against my advice when she retreated from this match. These allegations are by all means false and should be put to a stop immediately. We are a very tight knit team and we always work together, Wonder Woman was simply looking out for the well being of her team mates and friends. However, I don't want the rest of you thinking we're a bunch of f***ing wimps who don't know how to fight so let it be known that this sort of behavior will not be tolerated from my team again, NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS!!! THE PLAYOFFS ARE FOR WINNING!! I trained this team to fight and to fight to the death and that is what they will do!!! LE' NAPOLEON'S BRIGADE WILL NEVER RETREAT AGAIN!!! Thank you for your time and good luck to all of you in the playoffs.

(Napoleon steps off the stool he was standing on to reach the microphone and slowly exits the conference rooms.)