Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both World's" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

Hannah and Barack's Commandos are Hannah Montana, Barack Obama, Bryan Beckerman, Sydney Pouttier, Micheal Vick, John Turner, Chevell, David Beckham, Brangelina w/ Zahara, Pax, Maddox, & Shiloh, Venus & Serena Williams, Dora the Explorer w/ Backpack & Boots, Dozer #1, & Jar Jar Binks.



Brock's Murderflies are Mystery Inc: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, & Scooby-Doo w/ Scooby Dumb, Howard the Duck, Dorf, Ron Popeil, & Ewok #4-33.



Micheal Vick instantly runs up to both Scooby-Doo and his cousin Scooby-dumb and begins electrocuting them. He then throws the 2 of them into a basin of water and starts drowning the 2 of them while he is yelling "Now the 2 of you are gonna fight each other". When he finds that Scooby & Dumby will not fight each other he hits them both with baseball bats and kills them. Shaggy then goes crazy and attacks Vick. He strangles the former QB and then in a rage starts to bite his jugular vein as he screams "You want a dog fight, like I'll be the dog and you be the milk bone". A dog lover until the end the blood soaked Shaggy leads his fellow dog lovers Fred, Velma, and Daphne in a wild charge against the commandos going completely against King Leonidas' plan. Mystery Inc. pulls out their knives and Shaggy begins the attack as he slits the throat of John Turner. Velma takes a little to much pleasure in the cruel act of stepping on poor Dozer #1 and Fred and Daphne do not do much to help their kid friendly image as they kill Zahara & Pax. Their rampage is ended as Venus and Serena bash in the heads of Daphne and Velma with their tennis rackets and Chevell uses his hockey stick to cave in the skull of Fred. Although it takes the combined forces of Hannah and Barack to take out the blood drunk Shaggy before he can do any more damage. The Murderflies battlefield general Howard the Duck and his Colonel Dorf order the use of their secret weapon. Ron Popeil comes rolling out in his new M.E.A.L. deal (the mobile ewok assault launcher). Ron Popeil uses his new patented Ronco machine to start launching the ewoks into the Commando's area. Dora and Boots lead the attack as they struggle to defend against the onslaught of flying ewoks. The ewok casualties are high as many of them land head first but the plan seems to work as the ewoks kill Sydney Pouttier, David Beckham, Angelina Jolie, and Maddox simply by colliding into them. Some of the ewoks that survive the launching process grab their spears and start doing battle with the commandos swarming the Williams sisters, Brad Pitt, and Miley Cyrus's consigliere Bryan Beckerman (yeah Beckerman you were killed by ewoks; deal with it). Howard the Duck gets sick of standing around so he runs into the fray to try to rally the ewok forces. Howard takes out Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and then dodges a vicious goalie stick attack from the genetically enhanced Tim Cheveldae pre-immell clone Chevell and then finishes him off with a quack-fu roundhouse kick to the head which breaks his goalie mask as well as his face. Barack Obama yells to his troops that they need to do something to stop the M.E.A.L. and Dora and comes up with the idea to use a boomba. "Meesa no gotta boomba" Boots says, so Hannah Montana asks Jar Jar if he has a boomba but he gets hit in the face with a flying ewok before he can even say something stupid. His only boomba then goes rolling on the ground as Dora and Howard the Duck both go racing after it knowing that the match depends on it. Howard is about to beat her to the punch when Boots jumps out and bites Howard in the neck killing the talking duck. Dora grabs the Boomba and puts it into backpack. Ron Popeil unholsters his single shot prototype monkey dehydrator and shoots it at Boots turning him into a delicious monkey snack that can be enjoyed now or saved for later. Barack and Hannah fight back to back against many ewoks as they both yell to Dora that it is up to her to stop the Ronco M.E.A.L. Little do they know that The Murderflies are actually out of ewoks to shoot at the oncoming Dora who is racing toward the ewok shooting machine. It is at this moment when almost all hope has faded for the Murderflies when Dorf turns to Ron Popeil and says "Ron, we're out of ewoks, you'll have to shoot me at them" Ron replies with "No Dorf! You are to important"; but Dorf insists as he loads himself into the ewok launcher. Popeil carefully takes aim with his new machine and shoots Dorf at Dora right before she releases the boomba toward the M.E.A.L. breaking both of their necks on impact do to how close range the shot was and causing the boomba to fall back onto the backpack destroying the living book carrier as well and eliminating the last hope of the Commandos. Ewoks #9, 11, 16, & 30 swarm Barack and Hannah to finish off the fight but those 4 along with the passed out Ewok #5 and Ron Popeil are the only team-members left alive to celebrate the fact that:
BROCK SAMPSON'S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!