Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Match of The Week: The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You

The Right Wing is Duncan Idaho Ghola #6, Green Goblin, Capt. Panaka, Mikhail, & Scrappy-Doo.

Better Than All of You is Green Lantern, Ghost Rider, & Ork #1.

Green Lantern and Green Goblin both take flight and start having an all out green energy vs. pumpkin bomb battle but niether of them are able to hit the other one with enough force to do any real damage. Ork #1 uses his scimitar to slice open Mikhail's skull but Capt. Panaka quickly avenges him as he blasts the Ork right between the eyes with his blaster. Ghost Rider comes riding by leaving a trail of fire behind him and wraps his chain around the neck of Panaka. He pulls him down to the ground and snaps his neck in the process. Duncan Idaho is using a lasgun in an attempt to help out the Green Goblin in his fight against Green Lantern when Ghost Rider comes driving up on him ready to attack. Ghost Rider is about to run right over Duncan Idaho when Scrappy comes jumping on to the back of Ghost Rider yelling "puppy power". Scrappy burns up on the firey head of Ghost Rider but he also makes him lose control and go flying off of his devilish motorcycle. This selfless act committed by Scrappy-Doo gives Duncan Idaho the oppurtunity to take his ancient Atreides sword and stab it into the chest of Ghost Rider before he can get up off of the ground. Green Lantern flies higher into the air and gets Green Goblin to follow him. Once they are several thousand feet above the ground Green Lantern uses his ring to blast the Green Goblin's glider out from under him. Green Goblin attempts to throw a few more pumpkin bombs as he is falling but Green Lantern is able to deflect them with a shield created by his power ring. Green Goblin then plummets to his doom. Green Lantern then flies back down to the grassy surface to do battle with Duncan Idaho. Idaho manages to dodge a few blasts from Green Lantern's ring but in this environment there is very little he can use against Green Lantern's abilities. Idaho unloads his lasgun at the Hal Jordan but is unable to hit him as he zips through the night sky evading every blast. Green Lantern finally finishes off the ghola of the great Atreides weapons master by crushing him with a huge green fist.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!

6 comments:

Ryan said...

This battle would have ended differently if Silver Surfer got the start.

Artifact said...

Good Season, Shan. You fought valiantly all year.

Congrats, Joe. I look forward to handing you your first career FFL playoff loss.

-Fizz

Joe said...

What you look forward to and what may really happen could very possibly be two different things. Bring your best and I will bring mine. You have to be the man to beat the man. I am confident that my best is of course "Better than all of you" including you Artifact. Woooooooo........

Josh the Commish said...

Well put Joe.

Artifact said...

Dearest Joe,

You can count on me bringing my best this week, just as I have brought every week. My best has been good enough 8 times this year (including our matchup in the sand three weeks ago) and I have no reason to doubt that it will not be enough again this week.

Your team is very strong however, and regardless of our outcome this week or the outcome next week, all that is truly important is sending the strongest possible team to represent the National League in the finals.

All the best,
Artifact

Joe said...

You cannot rely on sand worms alone to defeat me this time. We are under different circumstances and different terrains this week young padewon. Don't underestimate your competition or have an arrogant attitude. It just may lead to your untimely demise. (Besides it's my job to be unbelievably arrogant)