New photos of members of Hannah Montana and Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos recently have been released. Are these co-leaders getting too close? Or are their intentions being misunderstood? Either way, this controversy is just another issue arising just weeks before the first ever FFL Playoffs begin. What else will surface in the coming days? Stay close for further updates.
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Official Obama and Montana Press Conference:
Mr. Obama: First off I would like to let everybody know that we did consent to these pictures and that I thought they were taken in a very artistic fashion. I am sorry if some of you were offended by them, that was not the intention of me or Ms. Montana, whose parents were both there for the duration of the shoot. The real reason behind the photo shoot at this time can not be revealed. It is a team matter at this point and I promise everyone that we will explain it fully when the time is right.
Though as team captain I realize that I am held to a higher standard then the rest of my team. So on behalf of my entire team I do apologize for the photos. I would now like to pass the microphone to the young lady that all of you came here to see in the first place. Just to let everyone know, Hannah Montana was not able to be here today, so to speak on her behalf is her counterpart, Miley Ray Cyus.
Ms. Cyrus: Hey y'all! First off we would like to say sorry to all of Ms. Montana's fans out there. She deeply cares about them and would never do anything to hurt them in any way. She joined in on this photo shoot with Annie because of her glowing reputation for extremely gray shaded artistic photos. We both thought they were very nice at the time but in looking back, we truly regret doing the shoot.
I have recently sat down with Barack and the rest of the Commandos to make sure that everybody understands why the photos were taken and to make sure that our only true focus in on our up- coming playoff competition. The real reason for the photos as Mr. Obama has stated is still confidential and is truly a team matter at this time. In closing, I would like to say that Hannah Montana is a teenage girl who is probably going to make many mistakes in her life. The balancing act between being a rock star and a normal teenage commando would be tough enough for an adult, let alone a teenage girl. I just hope that y'all can forgive her. Just like her song says, "Nobody's Perfect".
Mr. Obama and Ms. Cyrus would like to thank everybody for their time and understanding. They would like to wish everybody the best of luck in the playoffs.
I just talked to Annie and she told me that she is a photographer, just doing what photographers do but Obama is a politician so he is just saying what he is saying so he can get elected. She also said that The Fantasy Fantasy League created the AIDS virus in an attempt to kill off all the Commandos.
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