Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. The Abomitrons

Beckerman’s Backyardigan’s: Beeyatches are Uruk Hai #1-8 & Skrull #1.

The Abomitrons are Hancock, Blade, Ax-battler, & Ewok #47.

Although Skrull #1 knows that he is by far the smartest member of his team, the 8 Uruk Hai have no desire to listen to him. This fits perfectly because after seeing how they react to one another, he has even less desire to argue with them. Hancock and the rest of the Abomitrons stand high above their opponents, looking down on them as the orc band +1 methodically marches their way up the mountainside. Ax-battler looks over at his two new teammates who he has just been thrust into battle with and says “Friends, it shall be an honor to shed blood by your side”. He then puts his broadsword into his left hand and offers his right hand in friendship. First Blade then Hancock accept this familiar meeting ritual and then Ewok #47 attempts to shake his hand as well but Ax-battler snaps at him by saying “I’ve known you for a year fur ball”. “So I see this guy is as smart as he is tall” Hancock says about the ewok. He then finds out quickly that he is surrounded by people with no sense of humor as the joke completely bombs. As the fighting Uruk Hai approach; Blade tries to come up with a battle plan but Ax-battler foolishly runs in and attacks on his own. The barbarian warrior quickly kills Uruk Hai #3 & 7, but their comrades avenge him as they team up on the warrior and tear him apart. “Let’s make this quick” Hancock says to Blade as he flies in and grabs Uruk Hai #1 & 4 by their necks and then uses their heads as weapons to bludgeon Skrull #1, while he is simultaneously kicking Uruk Hai #8 off of the mountain. Blade quickly moves in with his sword and relieves Uruk Hai #2 of his arm. He then makes short work of both Uruk Hai #5 & 6 with one elegant swing of his sword. He begins to resheath the weapon when he hears something behind him. The League rookie is almost taken off guard by the one-armed Uruk Hai #2, who has picked up a nearby weapon when Ewok #47 jumps onto the Uruk’s back and sticks his spear into his neck. Blade helps the ewok up and says “You aren’t so bad after all… teammate”.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!