Built Ford Tough vs George Washington's Slaves

Built Ford Tough is USAgent, Jack Ryan, Solid Snake, Fantastic Max, A.B., & F.X.

George Washington's Slaves are Stinkor, Fidel Castro, Jerry Seinfeld, George Castanza, Elaine Benus, Cosmo Kramer, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Dave Seville, Andy of Mayberry w/ Barney, Ryan Burke, Ron Jeremy, Crimmell, & Wesley Willis.

George Washington’s Slaves are teleported to the center of Eternos City where Ryan Burke is shot right between the eyes and falls dead in the street. Ron Jeremy and Sheriff Andy Taylor are both cut in half by a vibranium shield that boomerangs through the air. “I mean what’s going on with all these deaths?” asks Jerry Seinfeld moments before the mysterious sniper shoots him. Fidel Castro shouts “¡Bueno, todos ustedes! Rápido me sigue detrás de este edificio. ¡Nosotros no perdemos esta batalla!” (loosely translated from Spanish; “Ok, all of you! Quick follow me behind this building. We are not losing this battle!”) They run behind a sheltering building where Crimmell immediately tries to break into. Barney Fife stops him (being the upstanding law enforcement officer that he is) and they both return to their team. Built Ford Tough team comes out from their secure post and charges for an attack. Solid Snake and USAgent have already formed a tight bond and rip through the Slaves. They kill George, Elaine, Kramer and David Seville in a vicious manner. Jack Ryan is laid out with a head butt courtesy of Wesley Willis. “Rock over London! Rock on Chicago! Geico. So easy even a caveman can do it,” says Wesley Willis right before he then bashes Jack Ryan’s head in with his keyboard. Then he, along with Crimmell (who was trying to pick Jack Ryan’s pocket) is riddled with bullets by Solid Snake. The Chipmunks are ferociously clawing at Fantastic Max, F.X. and A.B. and are starting to get ahead in this little battle. But then, F.X. shouts “Rock and Roll” as he spins his antennas around to create a giant dog that eats all three Chipmunks. Unfortunately it also eats A.B. “Dirty diapers! Exclaims Fantastic Max. “No, really. It smells like dirty diapers out here.” Which is because Stinkor is standing behind them. The foul odor causes Max and F.X. to be paralyzed right where they are. They are about to be crushed by Stinkor’s shield but USAgent leaps over and decapitates the evil skunk-man with his shield. The odd duo of Fidel Castro and Barney Fife are only able to survive for a few moments more, as Solid Snake sneaks up and slices both of their throats.

BUILT FORD TOUGH IS VICTORIOUS!