Tuesday, March 31, 2009

BRYATU MAD!!!

I BRYATU AM ENRAGED THAT I DO NOT HAVE MY MATCHES AT THIS TIME ON TODAY'S DATE! LEST I HEAR FROM MY BRETHREN JOSHATU AND RYATU THAT YOUR TEAM WAS NOT GIVEN BY MIDNIGHT ON SUNDAY, YOU SHALL FORFEIT YOUR MATCH!!!! I DO NOT KID!!! I DO NOT JEST!!!! TEST ME - AND YOU SHALL PERISH- READILY-EASILY-AND OFTEN!!!!

I SHALL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR THIS RAGEFUL RANT SINCE I KNOW THAT I WILL BE LIKED TO MR. BAKER'S TEAM MONIKER IF I DO!!!

-BRYATU
Posted by at 7:04 PM

5 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

Calm down Bryatu! Cosmic rage is not befitting anyone.

March 31, 2009 at 8:57 PM
Ryan said...

Such blinding anger is no way for a Watcher to behave, Bryatu.

April 1, 2009 at 1:26 AM
Solobeck said...

JOSHATU AND RYATU:
YOU BOTH SHALL FACE MY WRATH TOO! I SHALL PUMMEL YOU FIRST AND THEN VIOLATE YOU FOR GOOD MEASURE!

-BRYATU

P.S.: WHOEVER ELSE WANTS A "PUMMELING" OR "VIOLATING" - PLEASE CALL!

April 1, 2009 at 6:05 AM
Lickolas said...

Such hate in the AL, it sounds like Bryatu needs a hug. A big loving NL hug that is.

April 1, 2009 at 9:44 AM
Ryan said...

We the Watchers have no affiliation with either league, Nick. We simply watch and observe.

We are completely different entities than GM's of The Horsemen, The Brotherhood and The Backyardigans. Any likeness is purely a coincidence.

You know now come to think of it... Nickatu looks a lot like you.

April 1, 2009 at 11:15 AM

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