Part 6: Week 2 Consolation Matches: The Abomitrons vs. Alice's Wonder Team

The Abomitrons are Kyle Houslander and Joe Levine.

Alice’s Wonder Team is Goblin # 2 & 3 and Ewok #47.

Goblin #2 & 3 walked into the blood soaked house that was supposed to be Tim Cheveldae’s. The Ewok walked in behind them and they all spoke a moment about how they had never been to a battleground that had not been put back to normal yet. They were shocked by how much blood was on the floor and walls. The thing that shocked them the most was that the two bodies of Alexander the Great and another Ewok were still lying dead on the floor.

The site of another dead Ewok on the field already was too much to take for Ewok #47, a very young Ewok in his own right, who ran over to the body and began to cry. “This is messed up. I have never seen a battlefield look like this before a match. Did we show up at the wrong time?” Goblin #2 said to #3. At this time Joe and Kyle were walking up to the house, with not the slightest idea what they were walking into.

The Goblin’s were leaving the little Ewok alone, as they really had no idea what to do with him. As the door opened the Goblin’s turned around and looked at the two humans as they walked into the house. Kyle and Joe were shocked as they looked into the house. They had also never seen anything like this before and actually talked to their opponents for a while before anything even happened. They decided to take care of the bodies by bringing them out to the back yard. After a couple more minutes of talking and wondering what was going on they decided to go back into the house.

Joe and Kyle were kind of wondering what they were even doing at this match, as they didn’t know if they were even going to end up fighting. This wonder quickly ended for Joe, because as soon as they turned around to walk back into the house, Kyle was stabbed in the back with Goblin #2’s spear. Kyle fell to the ground, seriously injured. This is all it took to push Joe over the edge, as he quickly knocked Goblin #2 on his back and kicked Goblin #3’s spear out of his hand.

It didn’t take him long to plunge Goblin #3’s spear into the faces of both Goblin’s, ending their lives as soon as the spear pierced their skull’s. Joe then carried Kyle back into the house and laid him on the couch. “I will be right back Kyle, I have one more thing to take care of” Joe said this to Kyle, who was looking worse by the minute. Joe then grabbed a piece of glass off of the floor and walked outside to take care of his last opponent. When he arrived in the backyard he didn’t see the Ewok at first. He had to look towards the dead bodies, as the young Ewok was still sitting next to the dead body of Paploo.

The Ewok pleaded with Joe to spare his life but Joe replied with, “After what your team has done to my cousin, I highly f*#&*@% doubt that’s going to happen.” With that Joe slit the young Ewok’s throat, killing him instantly. Joe walked back into the house where he saw a man standing over the couch where Kyle had been lying on. “Hey, who the f*@# are you?”

The man replied with nobody and told Joe he should get the young boy back to his team, because he wasn’t sure how long he was going to be able hold out. Joe pushed the man aside and quickly grabbed Kyle from the couch and walked out the door. Tim Cheveldae once more witnessed one more atrocity that he knew he would never be able to erase from his memory. He knew that with this, there was only one more match, one more match that would haunt his dreams forever.

The Abomitron’s are Victorious!