Week 3 Consolation Matches Match #3: Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve vs. Team Sleeping Pussy

Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve is Justin “ The Golden Boy” Oblak.

Team Sleeping Pussy is “ Stormin” Norman Rockwell.

Justin takes his first step into the mucky mess of the ditch and looks angry as his feet are instantly soaked. Norman Rockwell looks at the ditch and makes no attempt to walk into it.

“ Come on pussy, scarred of a little water” Justin says.

“ F you Justin, you know this week is garbage. Why are we fighting in the dead of winter when it is so nice outside”?

“ Yeah whatever Norm, why don’t you just sit in your little gay corner and paint a picture about it.” Justin says laughing.

“ I would have, but I was too busy drawing a picture of you biting a pillow while Brandon Inge had his way with you. You know, your usual Thursday night.” Rockwell says to the now angry Justin.

“ Oh that’s it Crockwell, your dead.” Justin gets out of the ditch and tackles the painter to the ground. The two wrestle on the sidewalk in front of the ditch for a while, but soon enough, Justin has gained the advantage and is dragging his opponent into the ditch. As the two combatants finally enter the muddy ditch, Norm manages to gain the upper hand on Oblak and takes him down to the ground.

The two men are now soaking wet in nasty ass muddy water.

“ How do you like it in the gutter Norm”

“ I love it you arrogant little faggot. Now learn to respect your elders” as he says this Norman picks up a huge stick that he broke out of the ice and bashes it over the head of the Golden Boy. Justin, who is now bleeding falls back into the muddy ditch. He lies there for mere seconds before he notices a large rock under the ice. He tries to break the ice from around the rock but before he is able to do so, he sees Norman coming at him once more with the stick.

Justin quickly sweeps Norm’s legs out from under him, dropping the painter to the ground. He then kicks Rockwell directly in the face. Justin then continues his attempt to get the rock out of the ice. He does manage to get a bit of the ice out from around the rock but is unable to get it completely loose.

Justin then feels a terrible pain on the back his head and falls to the icy ground. As he is staring into the icy muck he notices that the icy water around where he is lying is now turning a bright red. He first thinks to himself that he can’t believe that his opponent has brought his paint with him. He thinks this for only a second though, as Norman’s next move puts an end to the Golden Boy’s streak as the painter shove’s his stick through the back of Justin’s neck. As Justin lies there dead in a pool of his own icy blood, Norman Rockwell thinks to himself that he could get used to this fighting.

Norman stares at the bloody scene and knows what his next portrait will be. “ I’m sure Brandon would love this one, maybe they’ll even hang it up in the locker room” Rockwell says this to himself and laugh’s as he walks in toward the house.

Team Sleeping Pussy is Victorious!