George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Transfoamers

The Transfoamers are Starscream’s Ghost, Ghost #1-5, & Nazgul #7.
George Washington’s Slaves are Zombie Ki Adi Mundi, Crocodile Dundee, Jedi Master #2, Jedi Padawan #31A, & Kamilla.
　
Zombie Ki Adi Mundi’s lower brain is completely consumed by the savage hunger that comes along with being a zombie, but being a Cerean with a binary brain, his top brain portion still retains some of what was once the great and wise Jedi Master. A fraction of what he once was, Ki Adi is still a little better off than your average zombie do to his race’s unique body makeup. As the former Jedi Council member lurks thru the forest searching out a life force to quench his zombie hunger, the rest of the team walks several yards behind him still afraid of what this quasi-controlled zombie may be capable of. After several moments of silence Crocodile Dundee speaks to his brand new teammates: “Blimey, this cone-headed bloke gives even me the creeps, what is his prob…..”, but he is cut off before he can finish by Jedi Padawan #31A, who grabs him by the collar and says: “Watch your tongue newbie, how dare you speak ill of Master Mundi”. Dundee looks stunned by the outrage when Jedi Master #2 adds: “Ki Adi might not be what he once was but he is a Jedi legend, without his help & sacrifice The Slaves wouldn’t have won the NL Championship last year“. His Padawan, who was but a tiny Youngling when he first met Ki Adi Mundi at the beginning of Season 1 finishes with: “I hope to one day be half the Jedi that he once was, so if breathing is a luxury that you enjoy I suggest you watch what you say about him”. Even Kamilla gives their new teammate a look of disdain before Dundee retorts. “No worries friend, I didn’t know”. Jedi Padawan #31A says: “I sense something strange Master, I am unsure of its origin”. “I sense it too, my young apprentice, it is indeed curious.” Jedi Master #2 says in reply. A chill moves up the spines of every one of the Slaves as the team’s only present master of the force says: “I do not feel the presence of one living creature with whom we are supposed to do battle, yet I sense that we are most definitely in grave danger”. When you look into the eyes of Ki Adi Mundi, you can see that there is a wise individual buried underneath the undead demeanor that is his being; but whatever wisdom drives him within, it cannot control the disease that domineers his physical form. Ki Adi parts from the rest of his squad and rushes into battle against an omnipresent non-physical form of a once mighty Decepticon. The force still controls the actions of Ki Adi, yet follows the commands of the Zombie hunger as the Jedi Master attacks the ghost of Starscream, Ghosts #2 & 4 both hover over to defend their unofficial leader from the raging creature whom friends once called Ki Adi. Most zombies would have little to no use for a free-floating vapor, but the force reminds Ki Adi’s battling binary brains of his old master’s teachings. He knows that luminous beings are we and that no crude matter is required to obtain the captured life force’s of these individuals. As Ki Adi draws his rusty lightsaber from his tattered belt to do battle with the 3 ghosts, the air is filled with the ear-splitting screams of these 4 tortured souls who become locked in devilish unnatural combat. Jedi Master #2 kneels down in meditation with his unlit lightsaber on his lap, while his Padawan and Crocodile Dundee are knocked to the ground by the heavy gauntlet laden hands of Nazgul #7. The 2 Slaves can do nothing as poor Kamilla is crushed under the armored legs of the approaching Ringwraith. Ghosts #1, 3, & 5 race toward the newly made Padawan and his newly drafted companion when Jedi Master #2 ejects from his meditative position and ignites his lightsaber. With the force guiding his movement the master of the force uses his Jedi weapon to actually slice thru ghosts #1 & 5 destroying them before Ghost #3 enters the body of the Jedi Master to almost instantaneously turn his vibrant body into a lifeless core of flesh. Crocodile Dundee is so inspired by his teammate’s bravery that he picks up the lightsaber of his fallen comrade and attempts to chop at his ghostly competitor; although when wielded by Dundee the lightsaber simply goes thru the apparition as if there was no threat whatsoever. Crocodile Dundee is shocked by the occurrence and throws down the lightsaber as he runs for cover. For lack of a better term Ki Adi Mundi is “victorious” in his battle with the 3 ghosts but is laying on the ground in a near catatonic state having soulfully devoured Starscream and his 2 ghostly companions. It takes a mere flick of the wrist for Nazgul #7 to relieve Ki Adi of his head as he walks by on his way to battling the last 2 remaining Slaves. Jedi Padawan #31A dodges the initial swing from the Nazgul’s sword but is once again knocked to the ground by his heavily armored opponent. The battered and bruised Padawan is about to be run thru when he hears the word “NO” loudly screamed from behind him. His teammate Crocodile Dundee is running full bore toward the Ringwraith in an attempt to save the Jedi Padawan. Dundee jumps into the air and drives his large knife directly into the face of Nazgul #7. Dundee screams in agony as his entire hand disintegrates from simply touching the Sauron spawned creature, but much to the surprise of all, the Nazgul does indeed fall dead from the blow. Dundee cradles his handless wrist on the ground while he watches Ghost #3 float toward him. The tough Australian is clueless as to how to defend himself against his floating foe who is about 4 inches from his frightened face when the apparition all of the sudden dissipates in to nothingness before his eyes. Crocodile Dundee then turns his head to see Padawan #31A collapse from exhaustion after using every bit of force power he could muster to wipe the ghost from existence.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!