TEAM Vs. Oblivio

TEAM is Bruce Damico, Thanoseid, Iron lantern, & Boken.
Oblivio is Nightsister Sith Witch #19, Jedi Master #8, Sith Lord #17, & Ace Duck.
　
An instant power struggle emerges amongst TEAM & their 4 newly drafted members as they are thrust in to their first ever FFL match. Thanoseid instantly states that it is he who should be in charge of the 4 man forest squad, while Iron Lantern vehemently opposes the idea of ever following him. After bickering for way to long the two of them decide that Bruce should lead the squad. Boken asks “What about me”? but Iron Lantern retorts with: “can it backpacker” which ends that discussion before it begins. These newcomers are of course spending way to much time debating the ins and outs of who will lead a small group of people, when they should be formulating a plan to win. On the other side of the forest the newly formed Oblivio squad is getting to know each other in their own unique way. Darth Void (Sith Lord #17) expresses her thankfulness at finally being on a team after spending 2 years on the waiver wires: “Finally, my patience has paid off and I will have my chance to rule this league once and for all”. The Sith Lord states with an unprovoked arrogance. But this statement is not very well received by the majority of the remaining Oblivio squad. Ace Duck has no problem with what she has to say, because as a newcomer to the league, he truly has no idea of what to expect. He is anxious to get started but has no pre-conceived ideas regarding the team that drafted him. The other 2 are a different story. “For 2 years I sat while The Kennelz built their team, then when we have the best draft out of any team in the league and are destined for a play-off run I get ripped from my position and tossed onto a useless expansion team where I’ll have to compete for the division with the very team that I helped build” The Nightsister Sith Witch exclaims. “YOU, how do you think I feel, the team I was on has walked away with the division the last 2 years, now our division is even easier and our draft was great. This is sure to be The Commandos year, and I am stuck with a couple of dark side hacks and a duck”. Jedi Master #8 exclaims in a very un-Jedi like way. As both teams continue their confusion-laden conversations they both turn a corner around an immense tree to find that all eight of them are within 10 feet of each other. Bruce stands back bravely and begins to give orders to his squad, but Ace Duck is eager to make a name for himself. The Duck somersaults to the right and draws his pistol. Unaware of which of his opponents are the most dangerous he takes aim at the team’s obvious leader and blasts Bruce right between the eyes. In one fluid motion Ace Duck then hits Boken next right in the face, probably just because there is something about Boken that makes you want to shoot him in the face. Darth Void and Thanoseid instantly square off and find themselves in a power standstill. Both fighters become locked together with Thanoseid’s energy blast and Darth Void’s Sith Lightning dissipating against one another in between the 2 of them. Iron Lantern is hit with a glancing bit of Sith Lightning from The Nightsister Sith Witch, which he is able to easily fight thru, but what becomes a larger obstacle for him is the 3 large bug-like creatures that come out of nowhere and begin attacking him. These creatures are not something that Iron lantern can’t handle but they do divert him from the battle at hand. The Nightsister is not only using her powers of Sith attack on the amalgam character but is also using her powers of empathy to control the local wildlife in her favor. While this is being done Jedi Master #8 is able to jump into the fray and use his lightsaber to relieve Iron Lantern of his head. Thanoseid uses every bit of his strength to over power the Sith Lord and finally fry Darth Void where she stands. The Nightsister Sith Witch sees how this effort has weakened Thanoseid so she immediately takes over where Darth Void left off with the shooting of Sith Lightning (even though hers may not be as powerful as that of a true Sith Lords). Ace Duck and Jedi Master #8 jump on either side of Thanoseid and Ace Duck starts rapid fire shooting his laser pistol. Thanoseid, even in his weakened state is still able to dodge these attacks while fighting off the fresh blasts of Sith Lightning; but what he does not see coming is that after he dodges the laser blasts the Jedi Master on his other side sends them right back at him with his lightsaber. As all three of these attacks begin landing on him the cosmic warrior known as Thanoseid falls. The living members of Oblivio look at one another with a look of surprise as Ace Duck asks them if their old teams had ever defeated this one. It is difficult to tell if what happened next was do to a strange force link between the 3 of them or sheer coincidence, but the 2 league veterans shake theirs heads no, which is followed by all 3 fighters simultaneously screaming: “All Hail Oblivio”!
OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!