The Syracuse Valley vs P.M.S.

The Syracuse Valley is Movie Megatron, Movie Starscream, Moritani Soldier #1, Hammer Bros. #3 & Little Goomba #4.

P.M.S. are Armor, Magnetic Kid & Neytiri.

“This Pre-Season Match will end the EXACT same way as last year’s, Starscream. With our overwhelming victory against our opponent. And if it doesn’t… you will be the one who suffers the consequences,” growls Movie Megatron. “Yes, Lord Megatron. This expansion team should give us now problem whatsoever,” replies the subservient Movie Starscream. “Let the pawns attack first,” Megatron orders. Moritani Soldier #1, Hammer Bros. #3 and Little Goomba #4 make their way down the marshland of Kashyyyk and are attacked by Neytiri, Armor and Magnetic Kid. Neytiri leaps up and stomps Little Goomba #4 and then fires an arrow right at Hammer Bros. #3. But the Hammer Bros. is able to turn and deflect the arrow off of his shell. Moritani Soldier #1 charges at Armor, who he thinks will be an easy kill due to her young age, but she quickly sidesteps him and breaks his back with a vicious punch from her armor. “I may be a kid, but I’m a kid who’s been trained by Wolverine and Cyclops… Punk!” says Armor. Neytiri squares off against Hammer Bros. #3, who tosses several hammers right at the Na’vi princess. She evades the first hammer and catches the next one, which she then tosses right back at the Hammer Bros, who does not evade it and is killed with his own hammer. He then does the typically flip over and fall down to… well I don’t know… he just kind of fell out of sight. (You know, like in the video game.) “Arrggg!! Starscream get down there and clean this mess up! NOW!!” screams a very frustrated Megatron. Starscream then transforms into his F-22 Raptor mode and blasts down to the battle. Neytiri jumps up into the thick forest as Starscream bears down on Armor and Magnetic Kid, who thus far hasn’t done anything. That of course doesn’t last long, as he focuses his power directly on Starscream and rips him apart bolt by bolt. However, the debris that was once Starscream is hurling itself still at the two members of P.M.S. but Magnetic Kid is able to redirect out of harms way with his powers. “Too bad you don’t have telepathic abilities child, because then you would have seen me coming!” Megatron growls as he slams down crushing Magnetic Kid and Armor beneath his massive feet. He then start blasting at the trees wildly, trying to kill Neytiri. Megatron then lifts his feet up and finds that Armor is still alive, due to her protective psionic body armor. “Child. You impress me,” the Decepticon leader says to the mutant. Neytiri then runs in and tackles Armor out of the way from Megatron’s next attack. “Foolish meat sacks. I am Megatron! You cannot run from your fate,” he yells. Which of course, he ends up being right. Megatron transforms into his Cybertronian jet form and blast both P.M.S. members into oblivion.

THE SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!