The Abomitrons Vs. Oblivio

The Abomitrons Vs. Oblivio


The Abomitrons are Iron Man and Ewok Child #1


Oblivio is Chucky w/ Yellow Lantern Ring and Heavy (Clonetrooper from The Clone Wars cartoon)


Oblivio is dropped off at Josh’s apartment by there team owner Teresa.

Teresa: Okay guys 1st match is the most important match, this will set the tone for the rest of the season. I need you two to be as brutal as possible, but still have fun out there. Oh and chucky watch your mouth for this one, kids will be reading it.

Chucky: Lady you can suck my little doll ..SLAM!!! Oh what the Fu.. CRACK! SMASH! POOWWW!

Teresa has produced one of those small souvenir bats you get at a baseball game, and she has begun to violently and repeatedly beat chucky in the face and hands with it.

Teresa: So help me God chucky, if you cross me I will transfer your soul into a weeble.

Chucky: You don’t know the spell ya stupid Bi…..

Teresa begins to chant....

Ade Due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you!! Leveau mercier du bois chaloitte! Secoise entienne mais pois de morte! Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette.
Endelieu pour du boisette Damballa!!!

Chucky: OKAY! OKAY! Just shut up already.

SMASH!

Teresa has added another crack to the dolls already mangled face with her souvenir bat.

Oblivio Enters the apartment and immediately see Ewok child#1 Playing the wii and having the most fun he’s ever had. All the joy in the air sends chucky into a murderous rage. He fly’s over to the small cuddly creature and begins to thrust his favorite little knife into its torso.

Chucky: Heh hahahaha HA!" wait where’s the blood.

Ewok child #1: Hold on ill get you some.

Ewok child#1 Rams his small but deadly flint blade into chucky’s jugular, A high pressure stream of blood paints Josh’s wall’s. Suddenly the Ewok Child is vaporized by a blast from the heavy clone troopers massive blaster. But before the trooper even has time to acquire a new target, Iron man Fly’s right through the kitchen wall and rips the trooper in half, which covers Josh’s living room in blood and excrement. Josh enters to congratulate Iron man on his quick win.

Josh: Hey Congrates on the win, the ewok hologram was genius.

Iron Man: Yea, I know, I am Tony Stark everything I do is genius.

Josh: Yea so Tony Starks insurance should cover these damages right.

Tony Stark: Ha, I didn’t get this rich writing checks buddy.


The Abomitrons are victorious!

Oblivio: All dead

The Abomitrons: Iron man survives