Week One: The Syracuse Valley vs Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies

The Syracuse Valley is Splinter, Venus de Milo and Gordon Barba.

Brock Samson’s Fighting Murderflies are Etrigan the Demon and Ewok #30.



As the record plays,
Late nights turn into early days.
The siren scream is heard,
But no one on the Valley dares to say a word.
They know that this is Season Four,
And their team has already seen too much gore.

The door slowly opens to Josh’s abode,
Though they were expecting it to explode.
A tall, thin man enters with a calm walk,
And with him he brings a furry Ewok.
Though this may be his final fight,
Gordon Barba is ready to show his might.

Gordon rushes in as he begins to see red,
He then kicks the Ewok straight in the head.
Jason Blood see this and knocks Gordon over,
Causing him to quickly take cover.

The man known as Blood then yells,
“Yarva Demonicus Etrigan.
Change, change the form of man.
Free the prince forever damned.
Free the might from fleshy mire.
Boil the blood in heart of fire.
Gone, gone the form of man,
Rise the demon Etrigan!”

Etrigan lunges and reaches out,
Causing Gordon to scream and shout.
He pulls on the legs and arms,
Hoping to cause him great harm.
The Demon then breaks every last bone,
As Gordon lets out one final quiet groan.

The female turtle leaps into action,
Against the lone member of the opposing faction.
She flips towards the Demon with great ire,
But is met with a massive burst of Hellfire.
Her roasted body falls to the floor,
And Splinter sees that Venus is no more.

The calm rodent is always known to meditate,
Though he is not one to hesitate.
Splinter knows when the times is right,
He will be ready to take on the fight!

“Your power is evil my friend,
Though I do not mean to offend.
We both know it’s because of that,
You will lose to this mutant rat.”

Splinter then spin kicks Etrigan in the jaw,
Stunning and causing him to pause in awe.
Etrigan continues to breathe his Hellfire.
Trying his hardest not to be outclassed,
But the rodent is dodging every single blast.

The Demon finally grabs a hold of the rat,
And slams him into the wall like a baseball bat.
Etrigan picks up Splinter and snaps him over his head,
Thus ending the match and leaving the Valley all dead.

BROCK SAMSON’S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!