Season 4, Week 1 Match: TEAM vs. Alice's Wonder Team

“P-p-p-p-please! Me, scared? Don't be ridiculous!”
-Roger Rabbit

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 1 Match located at Josh’s Apartment. They are as follows:

TEAM- Yarael Poof and Black Lantern Pete Sosa

Alice’s Wonder Team- War Machine and Roger Rabbit

Let the battle begin. . .

Black Lantern Pete Sosa stands before Roger Rabbit in Josh’s bedroom. It is the most action the bedroom has seen in ages. Sosa’s dead, but piercing eyes stare with contempt at the leporidae.

BL Sosa: Do you know who I am?

Roger Rabbit: A dead, but strappingly handsome man, if I say so myself.

BL Sosa: Do you know where I’ve been?

Roger Rabbit: Not really; it’s because I would’ve tried your office. Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know! But the liquor store guy... he knew.

BL Sosa ponders the day when he was alive and imbibing the alcoholic beverages of his choice. He quickly shakes his memories away. He is a black lantern. A harbinger of death. He slowly walks toward Roger, but stops when Roger holds up his hand, signaling Sosa to wait. Roger pulls out a cane from his pocket and it transforms into a bouquet of flowers. Before he is able to begin another trick, Sosa is upon him.

Roger Rabbit: P-p-p-p-p-p-please!!!!!

BL Sosa rips through Roger Rabbit’s chest and in his bloodied hand brings forth the bunny’s heart.

BL Sosa: Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids.

In the living room, Yarael Poof ignites his lightsaber. War Machine’s retractable shoulder guns come to life and blaze a death storm across the room. The walls (and more importantly, Josh’s “Dune” novel collection) are shredded apart. The Quermia Jedi Master deflects the projectiles and closes in on Rhodey. As Poof is directly in front of War Machine, Rhodes uses his gauntlet flamethrower. Poof screams as his body burns. Poof’s last act of defiance shows when he grips his lightsaber and forces it through War Machine’s face plate and skull. A singed and mortally wounded Poof lies next to the killed War Machine.

The destruction caused by the armored warrior leaves the entire apartment in disarray. BL Sosa is seen walking from the bathroom, shirt torn and his body glistening due to the water spray from the destroyed shower pipes. His rippling muscles exude wonderment for this Watcher to behold. He kneels down before the Jedi Master.

Poof: You have done well BL Sosa. You have done well. You are the last today.

BL Sosa: It is because although I am a black lantern, I still have tiger blood running through my veins.

Poof: Your strength. . . .

BL Sosa: Comes from no drugs. The only Drugs BL Sosa takes are BL Sosa and no one can take them or it will melt their face and blow their mind!

Poof: Your. . . .

BL Sosa: WINNING!

Poof dies in BL Sosa’s arms.

Alice’s Wonder Team- All dead.

TEAM- Black Lantern Pete Sosa survives.

TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!!