The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Logical Genocide

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Eternity, The One Above All, Flamebird, Nightwing, Hal Jordan Parallax (w/ an extra green lantern ring and a yellow lantern ring), Scar, Aron the Rogue Watcher, Annihilus, Ce Ce Denowi (w/ an Indigo Lantern Ring), Phoenix, and G-Force: Mark, Jason, Princess, Tiny, & Keyop in The Phoenix.

Logical Genocide is Titan Maximum, Nekron, Black Lantern Sinestro, Black Lantern Brainiac, Ion, Cuddles the Cybertronian Guardian, Adam Strange, Az-rel and Nadira, The Champion of The Universe, V (w/ a yellow lantern ring and one of the six guns), Guy Gardner, Red Lantern #2, Starman, Manhunter #1, Carl the Triceraton, and Cannon Fodder Smurf (Smurf #9 (w/ a blue lantern ring)).


As Inter-Division Play, finally begins; things get very heated up in The Ryan Poteracki Division. The most feared and respected league in all of Fantasy Fantasy. When you are a part of a division that has twice as many Universe Bowl Champions as the division in second place, then you take your inter-division rivalries very seriously, and this match, is exactly that. As the match, which is set deep into uncharted space, beyond what could be possibly recognized by mere mortals such as yourself begins: The Horsemen of Apokolips arrogantly sit back and wait. They need not make the first move, as they feel that this is their match to lose; and they would not want to make a careless mistake that could lead to an unwarranted Logical Genocide advantage. Eternity and The One Above All float side by side with nothing to say to one another. There is no conversation that they have not already spoken, no thought that they have not already pondered, and no lesser mind that they have not already gotten the best of. The two great beings prepare to do very little other than stand as the last line of impenetrable defense for this Horsemen Squad when V, through the aid of his yellow power ring flies toward them. The two pay little mind to the human, but V attacks none the less. He does not use his ring but instead uses his strange pistol which he shoots them both with. Once contact from the "Six Gun" is made the two omnipotent beings view their future. They realize that it is impossible for both of them to forever remain in the same Universe, let alone the same team. From this they decide, that since procrastination is by no means in either of their repertoires that they should immediately destroy one another; which they do. After V realizes that he has accomplished a near impossible task, his yellow ring alerts him of another threat. Scar is flying up behind V, when V turns and shoots him with his Six Gun as well. Unfortunately for V, all the gun shows Scar is his immediate future which involves him biting the jugular vein of V and happily relieving the “freedom fighter” of his life (R.I.P. V). Phoenix is flying side by side with The Phoenix, but both Jean Gray and G-Force are unsure of what they should focus their power on. The Phoenix takes little effort in destroying the free-floating Guy Gardner and Triceraton (Carl) with its lasers, and not much more difficulty in using its advanced weaponry to destroy Manhunter #1 (Alpha). The G-Force is about to formulate an official plan of attack when The Phoenix is attacked by The Titan Force Five. The Phoenix is a well-armored ship, but once Titan Maximum reigns down its weaponry and its fists through the center of the ship, The Phoenix and all five of its passengers are destroyed. Titan Maximum made a point to first destroy what he thought was the greatest threat in his proximity, but the Voltron rip-off, was indeed mistaken. By the time Titan Maximum turned its attention towards Jean Gray, Phoenix was already unleashing the full power of The Phoenix Force on Titan Force and turning Titan Maximum into scrap metal. Flamebird and Nightwing notice that they are not they only Kryptonians within the bounds of this match, and begin traveling faster than a speeding bullet toward Az-rel and Nadira. In a two on two battle, The Kryptonian Bonnie and Clyde are probably no match for the re-hashed Supergirl and Power Girl; but lucky for them, Ion interferes. Ion sends a blast of green energy toward Flamebird, which throws her off course and in essence commences a pitched battle (YOU KNOW IT BECKS) between the two of them. Nightwing continues on the desired course and engages Az-rel and Nadira by herself. Fearsome battles between these combatants are underway; while the battle between these two AL powerhouses continue on other fronts as well. Aron the Rogue Watcher is squaring off against The Champion of The Universe, while Annihilus is making a strange mix of atoms out of Adam Strange. Ce Ce Denowi’s beauty and empathetic force powers manage to calm even the nerves of Red Lantern #2, which gives her ample opportunity to use her Indigo Ring to blast him to pieces. Smurf #9 (good-ol’ Cannon Fodder) is able to charge Ion’s ring up to 200%, but right after his mission is accomplished, he is caught by a quick bit of heat vision from Flamebird to turn him into a smurf-kabob. Starman and Cuddles the Cybertronian Guardian are waiting in the wings to take off guard both Annihilus and Master Denowi. The Logical Genociders are successful in this except for Ce Ce Denowi using her lightsaber to cut the throat of Starman right before she is crushed by the monstrous Cybertronian Hands of the Guardian. If “Mene” Gene were here he would be the first to point out the irony of the ultimate spectator squaring off against the ultimate champion in regards to The Champion of The Universe and Aron the Rogue Watcher. Aron is powerful, but once The Champion plows through the cosmic attacks of the former Watcher, Aron is simply unable to get out of The Champion’s headlock which he does not release until Aron’s head becomes the newest satellite of the nearest unknown world. Nekron is hiding behind both Black Lantern Sinestro and Black Lantern Brainiac when Hal Jordan Parallax rushes in to play. Hal makes short work of the zombie version of his old teacher Sinestro and then manages to outsmart Brainiac as well with a giant sized double green fist (he’s got two rings ya know) to his cranium. Nekron stands ready to do battle with the angry-tainted Hal; but Jordan proves that there is only one Lord of The Rings... And he does not... Share... Power (sorry, wrong genre). Hal Jordan uses the combined powers that he has culminated to destroy Nekron completely. Nightwing, despite being double-teamed (stop being perverted Ryan) is able to deliver a neck-breaking blow (you too Seeney) to Az-rel, but seconds after she does, Nadira executes a near identical move on her. Ion puts a green energy Motor City beat-down on Flamebird, but The Kryptonian is able to fight through the agony. She burns a hole through the green energy with her heat vision and then delivers a killing blow to Ion with her bare hands. Both teams regroup to find that despite heavy losses on both sides, this match is far from over. Flamebird, Hal Jordan, Scar, and Phoenix fly in close together; while The Cybertronian Guardian, Nadira, and L.G.’s first round draft pick, The Champion of The Universe regroup as well. Flamebird makes the first move, as she rockets through the center of Cuddles. This move works flawlessly, except that upon completion she is met by a barrage of fists from both Nadira and The Champion of The Universe; which end up being enough to finish off The Kryptonian. The remaining Horsemen have no desire to break into a contest of fisticuffs with Nadira and The Champion, which is why they decide to light up the stars with as much concentrated energy as the three of them can muster (that’s a lot, trust me). Hal, Scar, and Phoenix nearly exhaust themselves from this energy output, but when they are done, there is not a trace of any Logical Genocide Member.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!