Monday, May 9, 2011

Better than all of you Vs The Transfoamers

Better Than All of You is …
Lonestar & Barf in Imperial Shuttle,2 Jedi Guardians in A Wing, Red Wing, Yogurt, Ric Flair, Tully Blanchard w/ Sith Lavarouk ,Ole Anderson ,Terminator # 27,Cobra Vipers # 49 & 50

The Transfoamers are…
B.L. Darth Bane, B.L. Darth Rave, Zam Wessal, Ancient Gizan Swordsmen #19, Jedi Masters #9, 29, and 34.

Red Wing, Yogurt, Ric Flair, Tully Blanchard w/ Sith Lavarouk, Ole Anderson, Terminator # 27, Cobra Vipers # 49 & 50 are all marching through the swamp arguing about who has the best plan. Obviously the terminator has the best plan but no one wants to listen to him because he’s a robot. Frankly I don’t blame them. After about 20 minutes of walking, the guys come across Zam wessal and the Ancient Gizan Swordsmen#19. The group pounces all at once Zam Wessal is unable to get off even a single shot before Ole Anderson bashes her head in with a steal chair. The Gizan swordsmen keeps them at bay for a moment but is rushed and over taken by terminator#27. The Swordsmen is then folded in half the hard way. The 3 Jedi Masters rush to engage their enemies but suddenly Jedi Master # 34 stops running.

Jedi Master#34: I sense a disturbance in the force.

Black lantern Darth Rave: don’t worry its just me.

Jedi Master# 34: yea you wish, this is a lot bigger.

A frail old looking man walks out of a dark, fowl cave. The man looks up, points out his finger like a gun, then points at each member of better than all of you while simultaneously using the force to implode their skulls. He then removes his cloak and charges the Jedi. The decapitates all of them in under 30 seconds. Then the plucks the ships out of the sky and smashes them into one another killing all aboard.

Black lantern Darth Rave: That was the coolest thing I have ever seen, we should hang out some time my names Darth rave.

Black Lantern Darth Bane: What was your name?

Black lantern Darth Rave: Darth Ra.

Darth Bane has just enforced the rule of two by killing Darth Rave. Their can be only one!………..and one apprentice that’s fine I mean come on it would get pretty boring just bein by yourself all the time.


THE TRANSFOAMERS ARE VICTORIOUS!

Better than all of you: ALL DEAD

The Transfoamers: Black lantern Darth Bane survives

1 comment:

Lickolas said...

Awesome Griffin!

That had to be the most gratifying match you've ever written.