The Horsemen vs Team SP

The Horsemen of the Apocalypse are: Swamp Thing, Hal Jordan/Parallax w/2 Green Lantern rings, Sinestro's Yellow Lantern ring & a Red Lantern ring, Black Lantern Original (Green Lantern) Sinestro, Star Sapphire #1, Scar, the Evil Guardian of the Universe, and Ryan Poteracki w/Laser Sword, Laser Gun, Mithril Vest & Pokeball

Team Sleeping Pussy are: Kazar and Zabu, Thunderbird, Den, Black Lantern Leeloo, Banshee, Spider-Woman and the Team of Speed Buggy, Tinker, Mark and Debbie

"Hurry up, get a move on. They're just over this pass" says Ryan Poteracki "Let's make this quick"

"What's the hurry, sir?" asks Star Sapphire #1 "What's so pressing?"

"It's this match." replies the owner of the Horsemen "I don't trust the Watcher to possibly screw me over just to move himself up in the division. F*****g expansion teams. Now get serious. I underestimated Team Sleeping Pussy once in the first season, and I won't be making that mistake again."

"Don't you think you're..." starts Star Sapphire when she's interrupted by Swamp Thing

"There's a few ahead." Swampy says, his arms merged with the swampy murk of Dagobah "I sense the pollutants of an automobile with it's occupants, and a man and his tiger are trying to conceal themselves deep in the woods, but I know the exact location."

"Ok, ok. What about the others?" asks Ryan as he gets out his pokeball and considers his next move. "Where's the heavier hitters?"

"I am not sure" answers Swampy "they may be in the air above us"

"Lantern based Horsemen. Find the flying pussies, and execute with extreme prejudice" Ryan quietly says. "Scar, you're with me. Swampy. Stay here and keep your eyes..."

suddenly a giant plasma blast streaks by Ryan's head and slams into Swamp Thing's chest, instantly igniting him.

"F**k!!!! I knew he'd try and screw me. Swamp Thing out already? B***h!!" the enraged Poteracki screams out as the Horsemen scatter. "New plan. Kill all of them"

"With pleasure" smiles Black Lantern Sinestro, who immediately spots Swampy's executioner-Thunderbird. There's a brief clash, but Thunderbird is just unable to overtake the regenerative powers of a black lantern ring, and his heart is eventually torn out of his chest.

The Speedy Buggy team comes roaring onto the scene and are bee lining for the evil Guardian Scar. Scar smiles, and with a flick of her wrists flips Speed Buggy causing Mark and Debby to fly out of the car where they smash into a huge tree and are killed. Tinker survives the attack, since he was wisely wearing his seat belt. As Scar is about to put an end to Speedy and Tinker, a spear flies out of the trees-piercing Scar's shoulder. It seems the Speed Buggy crew were all a distraction, as Kazaar and Zabu jump onto Scar and proceed to finally kill the evil Oan, but it's not the smartest move, as the death of Scar results in a gigantic explosion of Oan energy which turns Kazaar, Zabu, Tiner and Speed Buggy to ash.

"Really?" screams Ryan as he fires his laser gun at Den "F*****g Scar is killed by Kazaar? What the f**k?" he finally strikes Den in his giant...leg, sending Den to the ground. Ryan swings his laser sword in a mighty arc, and manages to circumcise Den. The second swing is more successful and Den is decapitated.

"Must we kill? Can we not just subdue?" asks Star Sapphire, when out of nowhere BL Leeloo's hand explodes through her chest and kills her. As Leeloo is about to attack again, she's destroyed by Parallax who's effectively a one man black lantern eradication machine, due to his ridiculous amount of rings.

Parallax scans the area for more victims, when he's suddenly knocked out of the sky the the sonic scream of Banshee. As Parallax hits the ground, he's struck by massive amounts of venom blasts from Spider-Woman. The duo keep pouring on the power, until Parallax finally falls to their might.

"Are. You. KIDDING??!" scream Ryan? "How the hell does..f*****ng Seeney. This is some bull" all of a sudden there's a blinding red light and out of nowhere a voice booms

"Ryan Poteracki of earth. Your heart is full of rage, welcome to the red lantern corps." and the red lantern ring of the fallen Parallax flies onto Ryan's finger and instantly, he's overflowing with the might of a red lantern. He instantly targets Banshee, who he's always secretly though was a stupid character, and sets him a blaze. With Banshee's sonics down, Black Lantern Sinestro is no longer forced to just watch from the sidelines. He zooms in and makes short work of Spider-Woman.

"The championship is MMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!" screams the victorious owner of the Horsemen, as he stands on the battlefield, once again victorious.


Team Sleeping Pussy: All Dead

The Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Ryan Poteracki and Black Lantern original (Green Lantern) Sinestro survive.

THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE ARE VICTORIOUS!!!!