Le' Napoleon's Brigade vs The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

Le' Napoleon Brigade is (pre-suit) Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Red Lantern #3, The Wonder Pets: Linny, Tuck, Ming Ming, & Ollie, Guy Gardner (w/Sinestro’s old ring, a red lantern ring & Alan Scott's green lantern ring), Zombie King Kong, Black Lantern Scarlet Witch, Black Lantern Trinity, Power Girl, Maverick and Goose in an F-14, and Phil Day (w/ a Sith Lavarouk).

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is Superboy, Beppo the Super-Monkey, Spider Ham, Nightwing & Red Robin in The Modern Age Batmobile (The Tumbler), Blue Devil, Ganthet (w/ a Green Lantern Ring), Sayd, X-23, Omega Supreme, Mighty Mousette (w/ a Star Sapphire Ring), and Paploo on a Scooter.




“Ok guys! This is our chance. Beating the original National League Champions would be huge for Playoff hopes! Let’s go out there and make one hell of a statement,” Superboy shouts to rile up his team as they charge into the streets of downtown Metropolis. Ganthet and Mighty Mousette fly in and instantly double team Black Lantern Trinity and use their combined powers from their rings to utterly destroy her. Spider-Ham flings his webs through the air as he swings from building to building. He is then snatched from mid air and gobbled up by Zombie King Kong, who is currently climbing the Daily Planet. Maverick and Goose are hot on Sayd’s tail in their F-14, when she all of a sudden spins around and blasts the fighter jet with her immense Guardian powers, reducing them to smoldering ash floating in the wind.

Meanwhile, back down on the streets below, Phil Day has become quite accustomed to his newly acquired Sith Lavarouk and picks a fight with Blue Devil. He swings it with great determination and poise, but Blue Devil flips out of the way and blasts the video-gamer in the back with his magical trident. As Phil falls, he sees the words “Game Over” floating in the air. But this is just a delusion he is having as Blue Devil drives his trident into him, finishing Mr. Day off. “Keep pouring it on guys!” shouts Superboy as he flies over head and attacks Red Lantern #3. The rage filled lantern spews her red energy all over Conner Kent, but he uses his freeze breath to encase Red Lantern #3 in a block of ice, which falls from the sky and shatters into a million piece on the street below.

The Wonder Pets, who have been hiding in a nearby alley, are startled when a quick pink flash lights up the otherwise dark back lot. “Sorry guys, nothing personal,” Mighty Mousette says as she blasts all four tiny animals with her Star Sapphire ring. Guy Gardner then swoops in and stomps on the powerful little mouse. He, however, is picked up by his foot and thrown up against the wall by Mighty Mousette. This enrages Guy and he blasts her with all three of his rings, which is way too much power for Mighty Mousette to handle. “Now where’s that little Super-Snot?” Guy says to himself as he flies away in search of Superboy.

Nightwing and Red Robin are pancaking cars that are parked on the street as they drive down through downtown Metropolis in the Batmobile/Tumbler, when they are put to a dead halt by (pre-suit) Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine who have both shorted the circuitry of the vehicle with dual blast of Sith Lightning. Nightwing and Red Robin leap out of the Tumbler to engage the Sith Lords. Their attack however is very short lived as both Anakin and Palpatine leap towards them as well, and slice both Nightwing and Red Robin in half with their lightsabers. Vader then looks at his master and says “All too easy.” Zombie King Kong then leaps down in front of them and begins to devour the bodies of Nightwing and Red Robin. Paploo makes a fatal wrong turn on his scooter and drives right in front of the zombified giant gorilla, who then smashes him with his colossal fist. There is then a massive shadow then overwhelms the area as Omega Supreme lands and crushes Zombie King Kong. Power Girl then flies in and lands an incredible uppercut right to Omega’s jaw. This causes the Autobot to stumble backwards. She then flies up to the top of the Daily Planet, rips off the huge golden globe and fastballs it right at Omega Supreme. He blasts it with is cannon, causing it to sail out of sight. But this was just a distraction from Power Girl, who is now flying as fast as she can right for the Transformer. She rockets directly though his head, killing him instantly. She is then attacked by Beppo, the Super Monkey, who is flailing his arms wildly on her back. Power Girl grabs a hold of Beppo and bear hugs him. The Super Monkey’s face is buried deep within her heaving bosom as she finally ends him, by breaking his neck.

Guy Gardner now has his sights set right on Superboy and flies directly for him. Blue Devil sees this and shouts from the street below “Connor, look out!” as Guy tries to blind side Superboy. Connor spins around and just caves Guy Gardner’s skull with a single punch. “Ha! One punch! Did you see that Laura?! One punch!” laughs Blue Devil. X-23 isn’t quite as amused as she has gotten the scent of Palpatine and Vader. Blue Devil follows after X-23 as she attacks (pre-suit) Darth Vader. Blue Devil tries to help her, but is attacked himself by Palpatine. He blocks a blast of Sith Lightning with his trident, but quickly ends up falling to his red lightsaber. X-23 spins and flips in the air, viciously attacking Vader. He tries to cut her down with his lightsaber, but she blocks it with her adamantium claws. Vader is shocked by this counter, and is then even more shocked, when she extends her foot claw and does a back flip, sticking it right underneath is chin. Palpatine, who has been carefully watching this battle, then blasts the female clone of Wolverine with and incredible blast of Sith Lightning.

High above the buildings, Black Lantern Scarlet Witch is trying to uses her Chaos Magic on Ganthet and Sayd, but their cosmic powers are too much for her to overcome and is blown away by the Oan couple. Ganthet and Sayd then regroup with Superboy to try and finish this battle. Power Girl is standing her ground, next to Emperor Palpatine, who has his red lightsaber drawn and ignited. Ganthet and Sayd double team the Sith Lord as Superboy is attacked by Power Girl. Palpatine lashes out with a thunderous bolt of Sith Lightning and uses the Force to fling cars, mailboxes, stop signs and whatever else he can at the two Guardians of the Universe. They block his attacks with their cosmic powers and blast him off of his feet. Palpatine begins to cower and beg for mercy. The Guardians softly land on the street and begin to look inside themselves, shocked at their own aggressiveness. Palpatine then uses the Force to fling his lightsaber into the throat of Sayd. She drops to the ground as Ganthet loses control and blasts and cackling Palpatine with his cosmic powers. The Sith Lord is turned into a stain on the streets of Metropolis.

Power Girl and Superboy are battling in a well pitched match (shout out Becks) as Connor begins to gain the upper hand. Ganthet flies in and stops Superboy from landing then killer punch. “No, enough. Allow her to retreat,” Ganthet says to his teammate. Power Girl stands up, not wanting to back down, but knows that she cannot defeat both of them. She flies away as Superboy and Ganthet hear a faint coughing coming from behind them. “Ganthet, do you smell that? It smells like barbequed dog hair,” Connor says. They turn around to see a crispy and smoldering X-23 limping towards them. “I heard that flyboy,” she replies.

THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!