Wednesday, June 22, 2011

The Abomitrons Vs. Built Ford Tough

The Abomitrons are Ewok #51 and Paddle (An Immell Clone of Paul Coffey and Yaddle).

Built Ford Tough is Sala and Marcus Brody.


The battle begins on the stairway of Hogwarts, which immedietely begins to move in different directions, confusing all four of the combatants. Ewok #51 realizes that he didn't bring any arrows with him, so he throws down a hella dehydration turd in the palm of his head and then bowcasts that Mamma Jamma into Marcus Brody's eye. Sala is furious at the untimely and embarrassing death of his life long friend and grabs a hold of the firey ewok. Sala squeezes the ewok until he hears his bones cracking and internal organs squishing. Sala then kicks Paddle in the side sending her over the rail of the stairway, but Paddle grabs a hold of the rail and swings back around, igniting her lightsaber on the way back up. Sala stand at the ready with his fists, but Paddle chops directly through the meaty hands of Sala on the way to slicing his throat.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!!

2 comments:

Solobeck said...

NICE!

Lickolas said...

Sala is the man, he needed his camel though. It gives him strength.