Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Consolation: Layander vs Untouchables

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are: Iggy Koopa and Ewok #52

The Untouchables are: Horatio Cane

Horatio Cane enters Hogwarts and begins surveying the scene. He notes the Gothic atmosphere and that there's a type of magic in the air.

He hears a giggle, and scurrying footsteps.

He heads in the direction of the sound, and sees Ewok #52 in front of him.

"Well, hey there little guy." says Horatio "You don't seem like you belong here, how's about I send you back to where you came from" as he pulls out his gun and aims it at the little guy

"YUB!" screams the Ewok as he braces himself for the inevitable Ewok death that is basically standard in a FFL match.

But death's sweet embrace doesn't come for the Ewok

Just as he's about to fire, there's that manic laugh again followed by the sound of a magical scepter begin discharged. Horatio is shot in the back and killed by Iggy Koopa.

Iggy goes over to Horatio's body and begins going through his pockets, until he finds what he's looking for. Horatio's sunglasses.

Still giggling, Iggy stands up, looks at the Ewok and says

"Well, I just hope he had a MAGICAL evening"

Iggy then puts on Horatio's blood splattered sunglasses, and waves his wand to have the opening to the Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" begins playing after he finishes his pun

The Untouchables: All dead

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family: Iggy Koopa and Ewok #52 survive

LAYANDER'S SUPER ORANGE KITTIES AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER TO MAKE A NEW FAMILY ARE VICTORIOUS!!!