Consolation: Commandos vs Better Than All

Better Than All of You are: The Macho Man Randy Savage (w/ a red lightsaber) and Doozer #13.

"Pop Superstar" Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Tpuring Battallion of Commandos are: Lady Gaga w/Sith Lavorouck and Friedrich Nietzsche


As the two newest teams to the consolation rounds enter Hogwarts, "Macho Man" spots Lady Gaga and is unsettled by what he sees. It seems Gaga has decided to try and exploit the one known weakness of Randy Savage. Gaga is dressed as a tree. He starts to clutch his chest and breathe heavily, and stumbles to his knees.

"Vat's ze matter Macho Men?" questions Nietzsche "Vat is you fear zo much from ze outfit?"

"You don't seem to get it, yeah" says Macho "Ooooohhhh you've doing some dangerous stuff here, yeah, the madness is starting to percolate, yeah. I'm gonna show you what happens when you decide to try and test the madness." Macho begins to rise to his feet, still eyeing Gaga. His face becoming as blood red as the lightsaber he ignites.

"Hmmm. Typical male. Clinging to his ideals of macho and manhood." smirks Nietzsche "Gaga, kill his leetle friend, so we may get to the root of what a Macho Man does"

Mother Monster smiles, and fires her lavarouk, slaying the Dozer.

"The Madness is rising, rising. Up to the top, yeah" You got me once, yeah, but I'm gonna snap into you and show that the madness can't be stopped!" Macho Man gets to his feet and rushes Gaga and cuts off her arm as she points her Sith weaponry at him

"Oooooh YYYYEAAAAAhhhHHHH." screams Savage "You can't kill the madness! You can only slow it down. Yeah. I'm gonna turn you into mulch!!!!

"Now, now Macho. Calm down" stammers Nietzsche realizing he's pretty screwed "You are confronting your fears and allowing your psyche to become...."

"SHUT IT NERD!" Savage bellows. he spins and cuts off Nietzsche's head silencing the psycho babble coming from Friedrich's mouth, he then turns to the fallen Gaga who's weeping hysterically at the loss of her arm.

"Yeah, you think I haven't heard all of the 'snap into a tree' jokes?" growls Savage "Yeah, it ain't funny. No,no,no. I'm gonna show you what happens when you try and get one up on the Macho Man, yeah. I'm the cream of the crop. Stuck at the top. Yeah. There's only one who can contain the madness and that's the Macho Man! And that's why I'm the captain of Better Than All of You!!!!!!!"

with that Savage begins hacking and slashing at Gaga, the walls of Hogwarts turning red not only from the glow of Savage's lightsaber but from the amounts of his opponents blood Savage sends flying all around.


Touring Batallion of Commandos: All dead.

Better Than All of You: "Macho Man" Randy Savage survives


BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!!!