Season 4: Consolation Match Round 3: The Tijuana Taco Bender's vs Alice's Wonder Team

Taco Benders are Piplup and Watchdog #5.

Alice’s Wonder Team is Zombie Pet Sosa and Pink Muscle Man #1.


Zombie Pete Sosa: “Brains”

Watchdog #5: “Get over here you abomination.”

ZPS: “Brains!”

Watchdog #5: “Meet your maker you sick f#@$”

ZPS: “BRAINS!!!”

Watchdog #5 then pumps Zombie Pete Sosa full of lead but does not hit him in the head, so he continues to lumber towards him.

Watchdog #5: “Oh what the hell!”

Zombie Pete Sosa then begins to eat the arm of the Watchdog. Before the zombie is able to do any further damage though, the Watchdog breaks the neck of Pete and then shoots him between the eyes.

Piplup: “You better get that looked at Dawg, your pretty much screwed if you don’t.”

Muscle Man: “You’re screwed already anyways. Unless you kill yourself, you are going to become a zombie just like him.”

Watchdog: “What! I will never become something that vile and immoral. I should just kill you for saying something like that in the first place.”

Piplup: “Or you could just kill him because that is how this whole thing works.”

Pink Muscle Man: “Not if I finish he job that my teammate started first.”

The Muscle man then leaped on top of the Watchdog and began to punch him as hard as he could. Unfortunately for the Muscle Man, he was considerably smaller then the Watchdog, which meant his hits were doing virtually no damage.

Watchdog: “Nice try, let’s see if you can defend this.”

The Watchdog then flicked the muscle man down onto the ground and pumped about twelve bullets into his body. Given this was total overkill as it only took one bullet to finish off the small pink muscle bound fighter.

Piplup: “I can’t believe you were even listening to him in the first place, I mean, look at him, he’s four inches high. He’s an idiot.”

Watchdog: “Yeah I suppose your right. I mean I don’t know why I was listening to all that zombie talk in the first place.”

Piplup: “Oh that, he was right about the whole zombie thing, your basically f@%&ed.”

Alice’s Wonder Team: All Dead.

Taco Benders: Piplup and Watchdog #5(despite the fact that he’s gonna be a zombie very soon) survived.

The Taco Benders are Victorious!!!