Consolation: Slaves vs Transfoamers

George Washington's Slaves are: Jedi Master 1D and 2D

The Transfoamers are: 2 Hammer Brothers and Little Goomba


The Jedi Masters enter the gigantic Hogwarts bathroom, and notice right away a plethora of beer cans floating in the giant bathtub.

Once again, the Hammer Borthers are Hammered.

"Dude, I don't care what you say. Gaga is pretty friggin hot. Have you seen the videos for 'Telephone' or 'Love Game'? I'd totally let her ride on my disco stick. And by disco stick, I mean c**k" slurs Hammer Brother #1- "Pimptastic" Max

"Gross bro" replies his brother Rudy "I hear she's got a c**k, so you wanna bang a hermie"

"Rude, the only d**k she's gonna have is mine. Gimme another brew" it's then that "Pimptastic" notices the Jedi just standing there, watching the,

"What's up, bro? You some kinda pervs?" stammers Rudy "What kinda dude wears some sissy ass robes and watches two dudes hanging out drinking, shooting the s**t?"

"You two are vile heathens, and we shall enjoy sending you to your death" retorts Jedi 1D as he ignites his lightsaber.

"Whatever, bro. This ain't no rave, put away the glostick." says "Pimptastic" getting agitated

"Whoa, whoa. Hold up Max, maybe these dudes are holding" says Rudy "Yo, bros. You guys got any E? I'll trip with you two poofs"

"Ok, I've had enough" and Jedi 2D force throws his lightsaber, decapitating the two Hammer Brothers, he leaps in the air, does a flip and lands on the Little Goomba destroying the entire Transfoamers team in one fell swoop.

"Sick move, dude" says Jedi 1D "Seriously though, are you holding?"

Jedi 2D pulls out a little baggie and replies "Woo woo woo. You know it, bro. I just ain't sharing with those douchebags. This s**t was expensive. Let's trip."

"WINNING" exclaims Jedi 1D "So...do you think that Gaga really has a d**k??"

The Transfoamers: All dead

George Washington's Slaves: Jedi 1D and 2D survive




GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!