Sunday, April 29, 2012

Better Than All of You vs Layander's Super Orange Kitties.

Better Than All of You is:
Quasar (Head Coach), Jedi Guardian #1 w/ R-4 Unit #1 in a Naboo Starfighter, Jedi Guardian #2 w/ R-3 Unit #1 in a Jedi V-Wing, Astro Droids # 17 & 18, Red Wing, Flash (Wally West), Yogurt, Symbiote Suit Spider Man w/ Indigo Lantern Ring, Zombie Jedi Master #1, Firestorm, Dark Helmet, Metallo, Anakin Skywalker's spirit, Black Lantern Ben Kenobi, Space Godzilla, Super Sonic, NS-5's #7-11, Wolfsbane, Yellow Lanterns #1 & 2, Battle Droid #7, Predator #1 w/ Green Lightsaber

Layander's Super Orange Kitties:
Primus, Bedovian, White Lantern Batman, Vampire Starfire, Silverhawks: Bluegrass, Quicksilver, Tallyhawk, Steelheart, Rayzor, Steelwill, Stronghold, Copper Kid, and Mayday in Miraj, Hotwing, Gyro, Flashback, Backlash, Moonstriker, Tailspin, (Kingdom come) Green Lantern, (kingdom come) Power Woman, (kingdom come) Hawkman, (kingdom come) Robotman in a B-Wing,(kingdom come) Red Robin w/ Red X (Dick Grayson), Robin (Stephanie Brown), Smurf #7, Doozer #7, and Catgirl in an Imperial Shuttle, Don-el, Van Zee, Vitar, Superman Emergency Squad #1-5, Dark Supergirl, The Black Racer, Knives Chow (w/ a star sapphire ring and demon rod), Meta-Knight.



Suddenly transported into the icy vacuum of space the combatants are forced to make quick decisions.  

In the instant before the transfer the speedsters on both sides have ample time to take a deep breath.   

Luckily for them the combat following the teleportation is brutally short so they don’t have to hold it long.  The Black Racer kills Wally West and Super Sonic immediately, draining the speed force from them.

Primus immediately destroys the Astro Droids 17 and 18, Yellow lanterns 1 and 2 have no affect on Primus as the planet sized Robot has very little to fear.  Yogurt and Dark helmet can do nothing but cry and embrace each other as the giant robot bats them directly into a nearby star.

Jedi Guardian #1 and #2 are met by Firestorm who quickly devises a plan.  

Firestorm hides on the bottom of Jedi Guardian #2’s ship as they make a run at Primus.

They are intercepted by the Silverhawks in the Spaceship Miraj but the Miraj is no match for the two force sensitive pilots who quickly pull synchronized Cobra maneuvers forcing the much heavier Miraj to overshoot them and putting them in position to destroy the ship which slams into the back of Primus.  The Jedi pilots set their sights on Primus planning on delivering their payload.   They are interrupted by Gyro, Flashback, Moonstriker, Backlash, and Tailspin.  Unfortunately for the kitties the interruption doesn’t last long as the jedi promptly destroy the five combatants.

During their run Primus lays waste to the Better than all of You squad,  he crushes Red Wing, Wolfsbane, and battledroid #7 without effort.   The iron in Primus body easily dissipates the spirit of Anakin Skywalker.   

Metallo squares off against Don-El, Vitar, and the Superman Emergency Squad,  the Kryptonite disables the emergency squad and Don-El and he destroys them immediately,  Van Zee and Vitar are simply pummeled to death.  the Watcher is unclear if this is due to a Kryptonite weakness or the sheer power of Metallo.

Black Lantern Ben Kenobi positions himself to join Metallo in search for his next victim but white lantern Batman destroys him in a flash of light.  Metallo is then taken on by Meta-Knight who uses his sword to defeat the metal villain cutting him into tin scraps.  

The rest of the combatants see that a victor will surely be determined by eliminating Primus.  

Quasar orders all units to combine their attacks against the giant robot.  Space Godzilla disables one of the the huge robots hands before being crushed.  

the NS5’s go to work on Primus lower motors in an attempt to disable his ability to move.  Primus crushes their light alloy bodies without issue.  

the rest of Layander’s squad rush in to protect their most massive team mate they severely damage the ships that the Jedi Pilots are aiming towards the giant robot..

Which is what Firestorm was hoping for.

Predator #5 and Firestorm detach from the jedi pilot’s ships at this point and land on Primus.  They sneak quietly to the base of primus’ neck.  

They know what they have to do.  Firestorm nods to the predator.  He uses his spear to poke a hole in the containment suit that is holding firestorm’s power in and then he sets his own self destruct and runs from the rear to the left side. Firestorm takes off heading for the right side.   Firestorm Goes Nuclear at the same time as the predators countdown reaches zero.  

The Resulting blast removes the head of the giant robot and the chain reaction from this catastrophic mechanical failure cause huge explosions across the remains,  the explosions ultimately destroy Bedovian, White Lantern Batman, Vampire Starfire, KC Green Lantern Power Woman, KC Hawkman, and KC Robotman.  

The wreckage from Robotman’s B-Wing spirals into space, slamming into Dark Supergirl, The Black Racer, Knives Chau and Meta-Knight who were scrapping with Indigo Lantern Spiderman killing them all instantly.

Quasar is surveying the carnage from a distance when...

*THUD!*

“HOLY CRAP!” shouted Dick Grayson.  “I Told you that we shouldn’t have let the smurf drive.  The dude can NOT see over the dashboard and forget reaching the pedals,  I don’t care how many little Doozer Sticks that other little one puts between the pedals and the smurf’s feet... those things are made from friggin RADISHES!... don’t even get me started on the structural integrity.....”

“Oh will you settle down...  i’m pretty sure that was just a bit of space gas...” Responded Catgirl.

“SPACE DUST!?” responded an exasperated Grayson... “That... was a person.... Last time I checked, space dust doesn’t have arms and legs and doesn’t have weird glowing symbols all over his... oh wait, was that the other teams coach?...  Nevermind we’re all good here, lets go home.”

Roadkilled Quasar is the final casualty of the contest.

9 comments:

Archr5 said...

Layander's Super Orange Kitties with the really long team name Are Victorious!

Red Robin, Red X, Stephanie Brown, Smurf #7 Doozer #7 and Catgirl survive.

NFG Mike said...

Wacky teams. wacky finish. nuff said

Josh the Commish said...

Cool match Mike. I dug it!!

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Lickolas said...

Nice going Laya, you've turned your season around.

The last paragraph was hilarious Goofatu, nice work.

NFG Mike said...

i reread it and my comment sounds douchier than it was meant to be. last time i post 12 beers deep.

Josh the Commish said...

If that was you being a dick, than you must be a pretty good guy. It didn't sound that bad to me.

NFG Mike said...

NFG stands for nice friendly guy, right? At least until next year when im just FG Mike. thats when things get dicey.

Ryan said...

The Peach got the Ferengi Energy Whip.