Layander's Super Orange Kities and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family Vs. The Tijuana Taco Benderz

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are Primus, White Lantern Batman, (Kingdom Come) Aquaman, (Kingdom Come) Robotman, (Kingdom Come) King Marvel, (Kingdom Come) Lady Marvel, (Kingdom Come) Red Robin, Don-El, Van-Zee, Vitar, Superman Emergency Squad #1-5, Dark Supergirl, Red X (Dick Grayson), Jacob Black w/ Sam, Paul, and Quil, Knives Chow (w/ a Star Sapphire Ring and Demon Rod), Scott Pilgrim (w/ a Devil Lance), Wallace Wells, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Seaworm #8, Robin (Stephanie Brown), The Jokester w/ his monkey Harley Quinn, Catgirl, Cinderblock, Meta-Knight, Arianna Dumbledore, Aberforth Dumbledore, Iron Monger, Hot Spot, Watmaster Tsavong Lah, Green Goblin (Harry Osborne), Sharkticon #23-25, and Moltar.

The Tijuana Taco Benderz are The Legion of Super Heroes: Ultra Boy, Cosmic Boy, Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Phantom Girl, Bouncing Boy, Triplicate Girl, Timber Wolf, Chameleon Boy, Karate Kid, and Brainiac 5, The New X-Men: Surge, Prodigy, Blindfold, Rockslide, Mercury, Anole, and Gentle, Superman Jr., Batman Jr., Black Lantern Scarlet Witch, Black Lantern Trinity, Black Lantern Set, Magius, The Scarlet Spider (Ben Reilly), (movie) Soundwave, Cybertron Guardian #8, Drago, The Marauders: Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Blockbuster, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler, and Vertigo, The Thunderbolts: Songbird, Radioactive Man, Swordsmen, Mister X, Headsman, and Ghost, and The Shining Force: All 25 Unpromoted Characters, but Mayonais, Thor, and Ryan have an Atlas, a Heat ax, and a halberd (which in essence promotes them).

Both teams were allowed to decided in advance which setting each of their characters would begin in, but they are thrust in to those areas at the same exact time. The only characters that begin in space are Primus and Soundwave, yet they both sit dormant for the time being. The New X-Men, led by the very gay Anole (not that there is anything wrong with that). stick together as they move through the jungle, but The Legion of Super-Heroes, along with Superman Jr. and Batman Jr. meet on top of a skyscraper in the city, where they decide to split up. Batman Jr. is going to stay with Bouncing Boy, Triplicate Girl, Timber Wolf, Chameleon Boy, and Karate Kid in the city; while Superman Jr. is going to go with Ultra Boy, Cosmic Boy, Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Phantom Girl, and Brainiac 5 into space where they are going to attempt to take out Primus (hopefully before he wakes up). The Marauders are moving through the desert, while The Thunderbolts and The Shining Force are seperately patrolling the forest region. Black Lantern Scarlet Witch, and Black Lantern Trinity have the misfortune of instantly appearing next to White Lantern Batman, who uses his power ring to vanquish the two undead lanterns. Aquaman is in the sea, along with the Sharkticons and the Seaworm; while the rest of The (Kingdom Come) Justice League run in to Scarlet Spider and The Cybertronian Guardian. Scarlet Spider moves quickly, but he is not quite fast enough for the old Teen Titans companions Robot Man and Red Robin. The two of them bring back the "sonic boom" and are able to catch Ben Reilly on the downswing from his initial attack. The Cybertronian Guardian can take quite a beating, but it isn't quite fast enoughto catch King and Lady Marvel. The Omega Supreme look-alike is also unable to withstand a vigorous pounding of fists from the two Marvel D.C. Characters. While this is transpiring Drago the Backugan is locked in battle with Meta-Knight, and Magius is doing battle with Arianna Dumbledore. Drago fights well in his battle form, but is eventually taken out by a massive sword swipe from Meta-Knight. Magius is able to manipulate the surrounding air in to an attack that is to much for Arianna to handle; but he is then caught off guard by her brother Aberforth who avenges his sister with a killing spell on Magius. Primus begins to awaken out in space, and although it is a slow process, once Superman Jr. and The Legion of Super-Heroes sees that this is taking place, they decide to hang back just outside the atmosphere of The Play-Off Planet and wait for some more help (namely Black Lantern Set). Black Lantern Set, does not seem much different than the normal Set did, other than the ability to fly. Although The Black Lantern "being" is still very present in the creature, the ancient cosmic power set of the creature seems to have absorbed the Black Lantern Powers even in death. Black Lantern Set goes crashing in to the sea where he is instantly met by Aquaman and his crew of enormous water misfits, who are all of the sudden being dwarfed by the massive seven headed Set. Aquaman wastes no time sending The Seaworm directly at Set. The Seaworm draws first blood, which draws in The Sharkticons to help. The Seaworm and The three Sharkticons are able to destroy one of the mighty Set's heads; but after this initial attack The Super-Kitties water team is picked off one by one by Set's six other heads. Aquaman makes a move against the massive creature; but he just isn't powerful enough to stand up to Set, even in his home setting. Superman Jr. sees this happen from far above the battle site and asks The Legion: "So now we can get Set right? And go waste this Primus dude. We just need to let him know we are ready for his help". Lightning Lad retorts: "Yeah... Great idea rookie. Which one of you guys wants to volunteer to go talk to Black Lantern Set and let him know it's time for a team-up? Get Real!! The only thing we can do is hope that the two massive power sources of Set and Primus are drawn together, and then that when they are that our big dawg has enough to take out theirs". "Lightning Lad is right, we have The Super-Kitties outnumbered, but I can see this Primus dude from here and we are going to need to combine our forces, if and when Set decides to get up here". As Primus transforms and begins moving closer and closer to the planet, Set begins flying up in to space. I am unsure if beings of such power are able to feel fear, but I must say that it seems like both of them could be moving towards this inevitable battle a little bit quicker than they are. Back on the planet, Dark Supergirl and The Superman Emergency Squad are taking on The Marauders in the desert. The Marauders are tough, but it becomes evident that several of them are simply unable to withstand full-frontal strength-based attacks. Prism is able to deflect the heat vision of Don-El initially, but goes down quick after Don-El delivers one swift punch to the mutant's head. Vertigo induces both S.E.S. #2 and 4 with psionic vertigo which helps Harpoon, Riptide, and Arclight take them out, but all four are eventually taken out by Vitar and S.E.S. #1 and 5. Malice takes control of S.E.S. #3's body, but Dark Supergirl does not hesitate to crush her own teammate to kill both him and Malice. Scalphunter is able to regenerate after a decent little beating from S.E.S. #1, which gives Scrambler enough time to manipulate their Kryptonian powers. The two of them are able to kill S.E.S. #1 but they are then taken out by S.E.S. #5 and Don-El. Blockbuster comes down hard on S.E.S. #5 to break his neck and then puts Van-Zee in a head lock which leads to his neck being snapped; but he is unable to withstand the double fists of both Vitar and Dark Supergirl being brought down hard on the mutant from above. Primus crushes Soundwave before he can even finish transforming in to robot mode; but the pending battle between him and The Taco Benderz Space Squad has still yet to begin. Mister X warns the rest of The Thunderbolts as he has a telepathic flash of an oncoming attack, but Jacob and the rest of his wolfpack move a bit to fast for them to truly prepare for it. Ghost turns invisible, which is really very little help to anyone on his team other than himself. Especially Mister X who is the first Thunderbolt to be ripped apart by Jacob. All of the wolves begin to feel ill from being to close to Radioactive Man, but they manage to fight through the discomfort. Paul attacks Radioactive Man, tearing open his jugular vein, but the wolf dies in the process as well, do to the radiation. Songbird drives everybody crazy with her psionic screams, until Jacob stomps her in to the ground. Ghost then reappears just long enough to get eaten by Quil, but Quil is then killed by Headsman's ax. Sam is then skewered by the Swordsman's projectile adamantium coated sword. Swordsmen and Headsman then are able to use their combined skills and weaponry to outmatch Jacob's melee skills. The Jokester leads Harley, Catgirl, Cinderblock, Hot Spot, Green Goblin, Iron Monger, and the unlikely Tsavong Lah against Batman Jr. and the earthbound Legion of Super-Heroes Squad. The Warmaster may be a powerful character, but he finds himself a tad bit lacking in a match without one single Jedi or force-user of any kind in it. Tsavong Lah is triple teamed by Triplicate Girl and taken out of the equation. The Jokester proves his skills to be far more honed than those of Batman Jr. The match-up begins atop a Jiff Billboard, and ends with Batman Jr. falling to his death. Phantom Girl and Timberwolf are able to take out Iron Monger by having Timberwolf overpower him physically while Phantom Girl is disrupting his circuitry. Cinderblock crushes Chameleon Boy, but is then attacked by Karate Kid and Bouncing Boy. Karate Kid is able to take the much larger and stronger Cinderblock off guard with his well-honed karate skills, but Bouncing Boy is the one who takes him by hitting the rock monster just right to send him down on to the ground below to be shattered. Hot Spot then manages to heat up Phantom Girl enough to disable her powers and kill her, while Catgirl proves that her Batman-trained melee skills are far better than those of Timber Wolf. This match-up ends with a broken neck for Timberwolf. Karated Kid and Bouncing Boy then find themselves bouncing right in to a handfull of pumpkin bombs that rip them to shreds. The Jokester, Catgirl, and Hot Spot then manage to seperate Triplicate Girl and each take out one of her triplicates, each for the very last time. Moltar wanders in to The Shining Force's camp and devises an evil plan to destroy the useless robot Adam. It works, but he is then run through by one of Dump's Bronze Lance Charges. Scott Pilgrim then leads his team in to The Shining Force Camp as well. Scott manages to kill Pelle with his Devil Lance, despite the fact that this particular weapon would have been much more usefull in the hands of Pelle or any of the other knights. Pelle's fellow Centaurs Ryan and Ed 1 then take out Scott Pilgrim to avenge their captain. The same weapon usage mention applies as Knives Chow is able to take out Tao, Anri, and Alef with her Demon Rod and its powers. She then continues her rampage and takes out Mae and Vann with her Star Sapphire powers. Wallace Wells is able to take out Wimp by being even gayer than the healer. Stephen Stills takes out Torre in a similar (yet straighter) fashion. The two of them are then met by arrows to the head from the male and female archers. Kim Pine destroys the slow-moving Dump with her pure angst; but is then killed by the two bird people. Knives Chow continues her weapon-laden attacks by taking out Dr. Ruel, Bario, and and the archers; when she notices that The New X-Men have arrived to help out The Shining Force. Surge begins running at her, but before the fast-paced mutant can even reach Knives, Max manages to kill her with the Sword of Light. The remaining Thunderbolts help The New X-Men and the remaining Shining Force create a small forest based fortress (think Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves) for defense against what is left of The Super Kitties while their space bound companions still prepare for their all out attack on Primus. As Black Lantern Set passes through the atmosphere, The Taco Benderz fly behind him to attempt to capitalize on whatever damage Set can inflict on Primus. The Super Kitties on the other hand decide to trust in their new teammate Primus and to lend the brother of Unicron no help whatsoever. They meet in the desert, and prepare their full-frontal attack on The Taco Benderz forest fortress. The makeshift homebase of The Benderz is fairly well-fortified, which leaves The Kitties no choice save throwing everything they have got at it. Led by White Lantern Batman, The Super Kitties charge the fortress and find a well-prepared Taco Bender Squad ready for a fight. Blindfold sees them coming, but his telepathic powers lend no defense against a brutal dose of Dark Supergirl's Heat Vision. Prodigy temporarily absorbs the sense of humor of The Jokester, but is defeated by the hand to hand combat skills of both the Jokester and Catgirl. Surge keeps himself away from King Marvel for a spell; but once the King catches the mutant, he is able to make short work of the X-Man. Don-El and Vitar work together and use their Kryptonian strength to overpower Rockslide and turn him in to dust, while Gentle uses his rarely used power to grow to a mammoth size and crush the Green Goblin after diverting several of his pumpkin bombs. Although once Gentle's power's run out, he is no match for a well-rested Lady Marvel. Red X, Hot Spot, and Red Robin manage to take out Ryan (despite the magical strikes from his Halberd), Arthur, and the wolfman Zylo. But the Robins and Hot Spot are then defeated, once they are taken off guard by the swords and ax of Swordsmen and Headsman. The two remaining Thunderbolts continue their reign of terror, by dodging the magical attacks of Aberforth Dumbledore, and running him through as well. The two skilled melee fighters are then met by one of the best hand to hand fighters in the world, and this time he happens to have a white lantern ring as well. Batman and the Stephanie Brown Robin dodge the attacks of Headsman and Swordsmen and parry with their own. Batman catches Headsman with a batarang to the neck, while swordsmen gets yet another kill in this match by taking out Stephanie. This enrages Batman further, which makes him end the life of Swordsmen even quicker. Meta Knight challenges Mayonais (Luke) to a fair fight of equals and Mayonais accepts. The Gladiator attacks with his Atlas but the contest ends with Meta Knight delivering a sword swipe through the chest of the dwarf. Anole and Mercury are able to overpower both Robotman and Catgirl, but once they are confronted by Dark Supergirl, it is a different story. She simply grabs Anole and and shoves him into Mercury with all of her might to make a pretty nasty mess of green scaly (non-toxic) Mercury. Max gathers his Shining Force, which is all that is left of The Taco Bender Ground contingent. He tells them that they have to have faith in The Legion, and that they can not only defeat Primus, but get then still have enough left in them to finish the fight down here as well. Max tells them that all they really have left to do is go down swinging and put as much of a dent in The Super-Kitties as they can before that happens. Max leads Thor, Khris, Nick, Ed 1, and the two bird people against their opponents. They cast every spell and exhaust every attack they have, but only Lady Marvel falls to the might of The Sword of Light and The Jolester to Thor's Heat Ax before. Dark Supergirl kills Max, White Lantern Batman takes out Thor, King Marvel defeats Khris, Don-El ends Nick, Vitar conquers Ed 1, and The Bird People (Amon and Balbaroy) fall to Meta Knight and the Harley Quinn Monkey (mostly just to Meta Knight). Back in space. the mighty Primus and Black Lantern Set finally square off. The Legion sees how Primus dwarfs their mighty serpent and they instantly jump in to action as well. Primus brings his massive fists down on Set while he is swarmed by the insects that are The Legion of Superheroes and Superman Jr. With one flick of his massive wrist Primus manages to take out Saturn Gril, and with one kick of his moon sized leg he takes out Brainiac 5. Set seems to be on the losing end when the massive serpent uses four of his heads to bite a chunk out of the center of Primus' chest. Set then materializes and begins to cosmically melt into the body of Primus. Lightning Lad blasts the area with all of his power as well. Set, some way or another manages to worm his way inside of the massive Transformer. Whether or not Lightning Lad's actions worked to help this happen is unsure, but he does die in the sudden implosion that it causes. Primus struggles to stay together with the massive Set now inside his body, when Superman Jr. yells to: "Hit him with everything we've got"!! Superman Jr. and Ultra Boy batter the chest and hand of Primus until their fists bleed while Cosmic Boy concentrates with all of his might to help pull Primus apart. Cosmic Boy passes out from the stress, only to wake up in Ultra Boy's arms. "Wake up Cosmic Boy!! You and Set did it!! Primus is destroyed, and unfortunetely Set is too; but shake it off, cause we have a battle to win". With that being said Ultra Boy, Superman Jr., and Cosmic Boy fly back to the planet where they are being waited for by White Lantern Batman (w/ Harley on his shoulder), King Marvel, Don-El, Vitar, Dark Supergirl, and Meta Knight. Superman Jr. and what is left of The Legion charge the Super Kitty Squad with bravery. And the young warriors make their attacks count as they blast through the chests of King Marvel, Don-El, and Vitar. Dark Supergirl then crushes the skull of Cosmic Boy in retaliation, while White Lantern Batman, uses his spectrum abilities to take out his one time young ward (in an alternate universe of course) Superman Jr. Ultra Boy decides to give everything he has got to Dark Supergirl, just as she comes down hard on his neck. The crash of these two opponents ends in the death of both of them, which makes... LAYANDER'S SUPER ORANGE KITTIES AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER TO MAKE A NEW FAMILY VICTORIOUS!! .