Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Season 6 Draft Order

As always, this draft order was chosen by the picking of random draft balls of varying number; depending on how your team finished in Season 5.

The draft will be serpentine, and will go in this order:

1. The Transfoamers
2. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murdeflies
3. The Royal Highness
4. The Horsemen of Apokolips
5. George Washington's Slaves
6. Layanderlett's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family
7. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
8. Better Than All of You
9. Team Sleeping Pussy
10. TEAM
11. The Empire
12. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
13. Griswold's Nut-Busters
14. Logical Genocide
15. Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers
16. Former Pop-Superstar Miley Cyrus and President Barack Obama's Best of Both World's Touring Battalion of Commandos.

6 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

You will notice, that Real Man once again does not have a team this year. This is because of our "don't ask don't tell" policy. We didn't ask, but he still insisted on telling us.

Josh the Commish said...

To clear up any confusion, Griswold's Nut-Busters is the former Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches, The Empire is the former Tijuana Taco Benderz, and The Royal Highness is Xavier's Annihilation Squad.

Real Man said...

Josh:
If you are forwarding an innuendo of my sexuality, let me remind you that you were the receiver of my manhood last night in the shower.So says Real Man!

Ultimate real man said...

Shower? The fact that you would allow him ANY comfort tells me that you are undeserving of the mantle "Real Man." Get lost pussy. SO SAYS ULTIMATE REAL MAN.

Real woMan said...

Hey guys, I just wanted to check in and let you know that the operation has been a success. I did keep one little goody though, just for fun. Politely says Real woMan!

Real Man said...

I'll tip my hat to the above comments. Actually made me laugh out loud. So says Real Man!