Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers Vs. The Royal Highness

Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are Poseidon, Triton, Killer Kroc, David Hasslehoff, King Godirah, Shark With Freakin Laser Beams #1-3, Opee Sea Killer #9, Sharkticon #11, Eric Delko, and The Monkguin.

The Royal Highness is Yoda, Q, The Phantom Stranger, Black Lantern Josh Houslander, The Deep Six: Attuma, Nagal, Orka, Pirahna, Sea Urchin, and Tiger Shark, and The Kraken.


Sup sup sup y' all, Neon Master Pogo here chillin in this tricked out Bongo I picked up so I could come at you with this wicked match between The Highness and The Dope Fiends. In honor of these two teams meeting, I naturally just burnt a fatty, which is always awesome in something as air tight as a bongo. By the way this bongo was nice before, but now it's rockin some leopard print seat covers, an 8 track player that I put a cassette adapter 8 track in with a wired cassette adapter in it that I plugged a C.D. Player in to so I could listen to the FM Soundtrack that I burned off of my Lp at home over and over again. I just installed one of those licorice dispensers like in Wayne's World and riveted some of those Yosemite Sam mudflaps on the back, along with my Calvin pissing on Honda sticker in the back window. This is the life man, I got a couple of tall boys of Natural Ice, some Funyuns, I even conned this banished Gungan in to driving this thing for me so I can just focus on nothing but the match (and the Funyuns). But anyway, let's look at these two powerhouses and what they are about to do. I snap my fingers, and all of the sudden, both teams appear in front of me right here in the dark and scary (unless you're in a gnarly bongo) Naboo Planet Core. Yoda begins gasping for air, the second they appear, but luckily Q puts a field of oxygen around him to save his life. The Dope Fiends do not have anybody on their squad with such power, so Eric Delko, The Monkguin, and David Hasslehoff all begin to gasp for air and die. The three of them do manage to pick up three women and get all of them in the sack before they go do to their suave nature and amazing looks, but they die none the less. King Godirah turns thousands of gallons of water in to a boiling gas with his powers as well, but it still isn't enough from drowning the beast in the pressurized waters of the planet core. The same goes for Killer Kroc, accept he does manage to hold his breath long enough to rip apart the blue skin of Orka and make him join the Krocster in death. Yoda is using the force from within his oxygen bubble to hold back The Dope Fiends, keeping the heavy fighting from even taking place yet, but Poseidon is discussing the potential format of the battle with Q. Poseidon informs Q, that he is the master of the sea and that he does in fact have dominion over all that enter it, and the power to destroy him, despite the massive cosmic power that he does in fact wield. Q analyzes this data and comes to the conclusion that the Greek god is in fact correct. Q then decides to save the time and potentially destructive effort and allows his own destruction. This also eliminates the oxygen bubble. Yoda does not struggle at all after this, as he uses his mastery of the force to calm his mind and body. He gains complete control of his surroundings and attains total peace, but it is not enough to save his life. Yoda drowns. In the meantime, The Phantom Stranger is having no problem adapting to life underwater, but he does have time adapting to Triton's mystical trident buried in his face, in fact this act kills him instantly. The sharks with freakin laser beams inadvertantly shoot through the watery fog power left behind by King Godirah. This mix of powers is enough to take out Black Lantern Josh Houslander. This is welcomed by the members of The Royal Highness due to the fact that Josh hasn't stopped whining about how cold the water is since the second they mystically appeared here (what a b^%ch). Sharkticon #11, a FFL water veteran has seen many a water match, and easily takes on both Piranha and Sea Urchin. The two members of Attuma's Deap Six Special Force work together, but are still no match for the Transformer. The Sharkticon easily consumes the mutated fish known as Piranha and and uses its metal claws to slice in half Sea Urchin, but the former agent of The Quintasons meets his match when he is grabbed by The Kraken and crushed into a Cybertronian Metal ball. Poseidon then moves against The Kraken as the two become locked in an epic battle of brawn vs. might of godly proportions. Attuma then leads what is left of his Deep Six against the three laser beam aided sharks. Shark #2 manages to bite up Nagal; but Attuma and Tiger Shark get the better end of their matches and then turn on the final shark and each grab an end, eventually ripping the fish in two. Though there is little time for celebration as Opee Sea Killer #1 takes full advanteage of his home field, and comes out of nowhere to swallow both of the water warriors whole. Triton joins up with Poseidon in his battle against The Kraken but the minor god is grabbed by The Kraken and then made a into a quick snack by the beast as he bites his head of first and then begins to feast on the rest of him. Poseidon on the other hand does not rest for a second as he uses this moment to swim quickly underneath the Kraken and push his Kingly Trident up under the chin of the massive beast to finish him off once and for all.