Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Layanderlett's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Sandworm of Saturn #1-6, Fremen #29, Allia Atreides, Barbarrossa, Ajax, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8, Shazam (Freddie Freeman), Black Lantern Bizarro Superman, and Brandon Inge (w/ green lantern ring and green lightsaber).

Layanderlett's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are White Lantern Batman and Red X (Dick Grayson) in a Land Speeder, (Kingdom Come) Wonder Woman, (Kingdom Come) Donna Troy, (Kingdom Come) Robot Man, (Kingdom Come) Red Arrow, (Kingdom Come) Red Robin, Mother Mae Eye (w/ a red lightsaber), Eustace the Dragon and The Mouse, Kyle Houslander, Zachary Houslander, Purple Dragon #23, Bronze Dragon #7, Copper Dragon #9, Aunt May, Iron Monger, The Flying Graysons: John Grayson and Mary Grayson, Thunder and Lightning, and Smurfette.


S'up Rabbits?!!? The Pogester is comin at cha early this week LIVE on Location at The Jundland Wastes; which is a place you should never travel lightly (I'm surprised you didn't know that). These Saturn Sandworms are teensie compared to the Dune Sandworms; but they are still pretty dang big!! And their tempermant isn't nearly as nasty which makes it easy-peasy-lemon-squeezey for Steve (that's Fremen #29), Allia, and even Duncan Idaho to ride them. Even Brandon Inge is up on top of Saturn Sandworm #4; after a crash course on Sandworm riding from good Ol' St. Allia of the Knife in her grown-up kick-butt form. Black Lantern Bizarro and Shazam have taken flight and are circling around the sandworms with a tad bit of arrogance about them, fresh off of what they thought was going to be their last match against The Royal Highness. Ajax and Barbarossa have both taken on ginormously huge mech-tank forms and stand at the ready with their wide array of weaponry locked and loaded and ready to Go-dead. In other words, aside from rockin a whole crew of Shai-Halud Makers Murderfly Style, sands teams don't get a whole lot better than this one. The Kitties on the other hand didn't exactly bring a crew of chumps either, as Batman and Wonder Woman split up the team into two squads and mount an offensive of their own. It is obvious that somebody's dad let the owners of this team stay up too late watching the Hobbit last weekend and that they kinda had dragons on the brain when they put this squad together. Eustace the Dragon leads the multi-colored team of dragons in to attack the Sandworms head on; but not before Eustace drops his swashbuckling mouse buddy on top of Sandworm #3 which is being ridden by Duncan Idaho. Atop the Beetlejuice Baddie, the two draw swords and begin to do battle. The Mouse parries his attacks well and gives the leader of The Atreides guard quite a run for his money; but in the end, the future Kwisatz Haderach uses his skills learned at the Swordsmen School of Ginaz to overcome the smaller foe and slice him in two. The Dragons circle back and prepare to unleash fire upon the worms when the worms take full advantage of this week's setting. They leap out of the sand in unison and each grab one of the four dragons out of mid-air. The injured dragons fight back; but once the other two worms come in to lend a hand, the grounded dragons simply can't match the sheer strength and size of the sandworms. Worm #5 perishes in the fight; but the other ones keep on wormin.

It is very hot out and Aunt May is getting very dehydrated. I don't think she brought enough water. It looks like she traveled the Jundland Wastes lightly... Bummer.

Things are not looking to great for the Kitties at this point; so a small contingent of them rush off to divert the attention of the two Cymek Titans. Batman approves of this daring plan, knowing that his squad can't possibly take on the Titans and The Sandworms all at once. But maybe if they are seperated he can overpower them one group at a time. White Lantern Batman and Red X jump out of the Land Speeder and give the keys or whatever it is that starts those things over to Kyle and Zack. Smurfette jumps inbetween them and John and Mary Grayson hang off the back. Iron Monger flies above the speeder while Kyle guns it. They daringly pass right between Ajax and Barbarossa and then keep speeding as far away as possible. Kyle gets the speeder all the way to Mos Espa before the Cymeks actually catch up. Jawas and those blue dudes who hang out on Tatooine, among other crazy lookin aliens scatter all over the place at the sight of the massive Titan Cymeks. Kyle and crew and Iron Monger find themselves stuck in a corner when Kyle screams: “Well, Obadiah, it's do or die!! No more running, let's do this”!! Iron Monger raises his guns towards the largest of all the Cymeks Ajax but he soon finds that he is significantly under-powered compared to the super-advanced former human. While he is being crushed within his system-destroyed suit, he looks over to see a Barbarossa discarding a crushed ball that was once a Land Speeder... But at least The Cymeks have a long road to travel back to the fight; which may just buy the rest of The Super Orange Kitties the time they need...

In front of the five remaining sandworms, the charge is led from the air by Black Lantern Bizarro and the former Capt. Marvel Jr.: Shazam. Shazam shows Thunder and Lightning the true meaning of controlling the elements when he overloads Thunder and Lightning with their own namesake; while Black Lantern Bizarro uses his heat breath to melt Robot Man in to all manner of things that can be turned in to cash money at Haggerty Metals: Give em a call today for all your scrap metal and recycling needs at (734) 459-0960 and find out today's prices for your scrap. Despite some great acrobatic attacks at the onset of the skirmish, two Dick Grayson die with in seconds of each other as Shazam and BL Bizarro bash the heads in of both Red Robin and Red X. Red Arrow begins unloading arrows at Shazam, who is at this point just toying with Roy as he slowly walks toward Green Arrow's former apprentice. But what Shazam doesn't realize is that it is all a diversion for Wonder Woman and Donna Troy to attack him from both sides. The two of them level Capt. Marvel's buddy with punches that bring him to the ground; but it is a concrete-floor shattering boot to the face from Wonder Woman that eventually finishes him off. White Lantern Batman then lands a drop kick on Black Lantern Bizarro that open him up to a major blast of White Life Energy which destroys Bizarro's Black Lantern Ring and restores him to a corpse.

With The Kennelz two biggest threats out of the way, The few remaining Kitties are now faced with not only the five remaining sandworms; but also the four Bad Newz Memberz on top of them. The Kitties see them coming; and duck into a small rock outcropping that the worms are much to large to get inside of. Wonder Woman looks at Batman and states the obvious: “We can't hide in here forever, we are going to have to go out there and fight”! “It would be more like go out there and die Diana. Our only chance is to outsmart them” Batman says in reply. Outside the cave, the sandworms circle while on the horizon Barbarossa and Ajax can be seen approaching to rejoin the battle. “My Lady, if we wait out here, who knows how long this could take. It is up to you to decide if we head inside or not”. Swordmaster Idaho says to Allia. Allia retorts: “We shall make a small journey into the outcropping and attempt to draw them out. I believe our enemies underestimate their own disadvantage against myself and Steve in the setting of a desert cave. It is where we were raised Lord Swordmaster”. Allia, Duncan, Steve, and Brandon all slide down the side of their worms and enter the small cavern. When they walk in they see a nicely set table with four pies on it. “SWEET PIE”!! Brandon exclaims. “Wait, it could be a trap” says seasoned war veteran Duncan Idaho. “Yeah... Right... A trap of awesomeness for our taste buds maybe”. Says Brandon Inge who begins eating the pie as if he had a hole in his neck. Steve the Fremen grew up in a culture that says you never turn down free food, so he goes to town as well. This is when the peer pressure sets in... Idaho and Allia know that eating the pie might be the worst idea since cancelling Captain Power; but it's hard to against the crowd, so they grab a pie as well. The four of them then fall fast asleep on the cavern floor......

Outside the cave, the Sandworms are getting really annoying and anybody who has ever met Ajax knows that he is not the most patient guy around. So he blows one of them (#2) up with a huge concussion blast which basically makes his and Barbarossa's millennium, I mean what is funnier than a exploding sandworm... Classic.

Mother Mae Eye explains to Batman, Wonder Woman, and the gang that when their enemies wake up after consuming her magical pies that they will all be under her command. She can then send them out to attack the Cymeks and Sandworms and then they can go out and kill whoever is left after The Kennelz are done fighting amongst themselves. They all agree that this is the best plan that they have to go with so they wait patiently next to the sleeping bodies of Allia, Steve, Brandon, and Duncan. The four of them wake up and Mother Mae Eye tells them that she loves them and that she will always be there for them. That's why she bakes her pies with the secret ingredient of love. Allia looks at her team and says: “Well, you heard Mother, now let's go kill some Sandworms”. With these words Inge and Steve both launch their lightsaber and Crysknife into the eyes of Wonder Woman, taking out the biggest threat in the room, while Duncan Idaho moves with amazing quickness to take out Donna Troy with a sword thrust to the chest. Red Arrow acts fast and hits Fremen #29 with an arrow to the heart; but Allia catches Mother Mae Eye with a cryknife up under her chin (the traditional Fremen killing method). Red Arrow knocks Inge to the ground rendering him unconscious with a swift drop kick; but Idaho finishes off Red Arrow before he can do any permanent damage to Inge. Batman now finds himself surrounded by Idaho and Allia when he asks simply: “How did you do it”. Allia answers: “Internally converting poison inside my body was a trick I learned in the womb Batman. You should have seen that coming. I transmuted every bit of it mid-meal for all of us. Did you think a trick such as that could be played on a telepath as strong as I”? Batman nods knowing that he was defeated; and then attacks them both. Batman may be able to take out either one of these two enemies on their own but Allia and Idaho have been training together for many years and together they are forced to be reckoned with. Batman parries their every attack but is still on the defensive. He sees an opening and takes it. He jams his Batarang into the throat of Duncan Idaho but in doing so gives Allia the opening she needed as well. Duncan Idaho once again dies for the cause and the life of an Atreides noble as Allia sticks her crysknife into a kink in Batman's protective suit. Batman falls to the ground, as Allia stands over her opponent thinking that it will be an honor to drink the blood of the bat...