pussies vs Kitties

Flashpoint (Thomas Wayne) Batman and Red X in a Ferrari GTO, White Lantern Batman and Red X (Dick Grayson version) in a Ferrari 360 Modena, Mystery Inc.:  Fred, Velma, Daphne (w/ a star wand), Shaggy, and Scooby-Doo, w/ Scooby Dumb and Aunt May in a firetruck.,Kid Flash, Blue Beetle (Jamie Reyes), Mother Mae Eye, Man-Bat, Cinderblock, Mr. Majestic, Mr. Freeze, John and Mary Grayson (The Flying Graysons) w/ Smurf #7 in a Mail Jeep, (Kingdom Come) Hawkman, (Kingdom Come) Donna Troy, (Kingdom Come) Red Arrow, (Kingdom Come) Red Robin in a Go-Cart,The car from the movie Christine,(Kingdom Come) Robot Man, Iron Monger, M.O.D.O.T. on a Scooter, Judge Dredd, Wheeljack, M. Bison, The Mouse (from the Narnia movies)

Team sleeping pussy 

Rorschach wi Green Lantern Ring, The Vanisher, Lizard, Paul Kersey, Duncan McLeod wi Green Lightsaber, La Femme Nikita, Cloak & Dagger, S.D. Bob "Snake" Plissken wi Green Lantern Ring,Dirty Harry, Wildcat, Capt Boomerang, Bullseye wi Red Light Saber, Roy Batty wi Green Lightsaber, Mandalorion Armor,Travis Bickle wi shotgun, Blockbuster,Quicksilver, Flash "Jay Garrick", Unus the Untouchable,S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent #s 3-6,Bob the Goon

The two teams have talked it over and rather than risk damaging the space time continuum and cause more damage to the wonderful city of Detroit,  they will each choose their best warrior to fight to the death and the rest will try them from damaging their surroundings. The pussies choose Rorschach and the kitties choose M. Bison. The two men begin circling for a moment until Bison stops and expresses his displeasure with being matched up with Rorschach.

M. Bison: This is all your pitiful team has to offer the mighty BISON! I could tak you a…

Rorschach shuts Mr. Bison up with a left high kick to the mouth and then follows it up with a thudding overhand right that wobbles Bison. Rorschach shoots in for a takedown but is caught with a double knee press. Bison then grabs him by the waist, lifts him into the air, and then power bombs him to the ground. Bison goes in for a flow up shot but Rorschach kicks him away and leaps to his feet. Rorschach slips a punch and fires a series of punches to the mid section then slips another 3 punch combo only to move back in and land a 3 piece of his own. Bison grabs Rorschach in a bear hug and begins to crush the life out of him. Rorschach uses the power from his ring to form spikes all around his body. Bison quickly releases him but is so enraged that he tries his signature Psycho Crusher. Bad move Rorschach steps to the side, forms an axe with his ring, and then chops Bison in half. 

Aunt May: AWWW HORSES**T!